Resurrecting Woolly Mammoth pictures - "Scientists are talking about resurrecting woolly mammoth again, but this time they are serious. The government-backed 'Mammoth Project' seeks to use frozen mammoth sperm from well-preserved frozen
mammoth remains to artificially inseminate living relatives and bring the mammoth back to life." I am sure scientists and government must have
been really bored and have nothing better to do if they decide to spend another chunk of taxpayers' money on such a project. Once they reproduce the first mammoths, the next natural step would be to open mammoth sperm banks, and ask mammoth sperm donors to fill out these long forms before they 'donate' their sperm by buckets to keep the reproduction going. Just for the sake of science, you know, because mammoths are cool. Mammoths are cool indeed, but where are the cures long-promised to us by scientists and government - cures for AIDS and cancer? Wouldn't it be much 'cooler' to spend more money and efforts on finding cures for AIDS and cancer rather than on some frozen sperm hunt and then insemination of some poor living creatures? In this contest you are asked to save taxpayers' money by bringing mammoths back to life with the power of Photoshop. Show what life would be like if mammoths ruled the earth these days - use them in modern movies, advertisements, magazine covers, or any photo scenes.
P.S. Rumor has it that Republicans are behind the whole thing as they need a mammoth to replace an elephant who decided to retire from being the GOP symbol. Democrats replied that they will bring back the prehistoric ass (not Jimmy Carter though).
Woodpecker pictures - Photoshop this red-bellied woodpecker image any way you wish. Examples may include
merging the woodpecker with any other bird or animal or human, giving a new paint-job to its feathers,
including this bird in paintings or photos, etc.
You will have 3 days to submit your entry. Submitting it early will give you plenty of time to read the critique comments and edit your image accordingly.
Thanks to Stock Exchange and BrandyCorc for providing the source image.
Wooden Minnie Driver pictures - (View full for detailed Minnie Driver) / Her husband often complains she sleps like a log. / I'm sure a lot of men wished their wives were made out of wood. / Amazing, the best wood entry I have seen. I especially like how the fingers look like branches. Excellent.. / you should hear her Birching all day.. / EWE don't know how hard It is to site like this / Husband: darn it your splinters keep sticking me Minnie: Well you should rub me down more often / Thank you all. Here's the 1600x1200 px wallpaper for all Minnie fans.
Einstein wood pictures - Sources: Einstein tongue , wood face / Thats what happens when you put Einstein under Pammy Bread. / What an original idea, it even looks like Mr. Einstein. Not an easy thing to achieve on an image like this. congratulations / Very nice job...I am glad you put the 2 pics in it shows how much effort you put into this / Very nicely done, you merged the source pics well. I am glad you posted both sources to show what you put into this entry. / Thank you, All. It was nice to enter and try to compete with the pros. Wasn't easy but sure was fun.
Hollywood Squares pictures - Arafat: "Britney's first marriage." / The upper right square needs an "X" in it, we got him already. / Red-lit squares simply mean they've been won by the "X" or "O" player. White-lit squares have yet to be won. / That cracks me up. All the Muhamed's and Alfred E Nueman... whshew. / Maybe Osama could have been "MOHAMMERED" A nice game show feel to this one Great entry / MAD, MAD, MAD, MAD, MAD, MAD, MAD, MAD, and MAD / excellent entry, and Hipnoart's comment on MOHAMMERED is a great idea for the "before & after" catagory
Tiger Woods pictures - / "I think he voted Arnold in recent elections" / After celebrating a victory at the US Open, Tiger's arm fell off. / Whoa. He can throw the ball farther than most players can hit it.
Flying Tiger Woods pictures - / Golf manics never let go. Day 421 of Tiger Wooods rehab / "goodness, who new I would get so could I could hit my balls onto planes" / The scary thing is, he made a hole in one.
Elijah Wood as Female pictures - Elijah Wood as a Female / good blending...this makes you really realize just how feminine elijah really is / Excellent. Hopefully the votes will reflect your skills.
GOOGLE WOODCHIPPER pictures - Out With The Old, In With The NEW... You can here that grinding sound can't ya... / Pretty easy and simple - wish I spent more time making more realistic confetti - but other then that I thought it was pretty cool.
Wooden Minnie Driver pictures - (View full for detailed Minnie Driver) / Her husband often complains she sleps like a log. / I'm sure a lot of men wished their wives were made out of wood. / Amazing, the best wood entry I have seen. I especially like how the fingers look like branches. Excellent.. / you should hear her Birching all day.. / EWE don't know how hard It is to site like this / Husband: darn it your splinters keep sticking me Minnie: Well you should rub me down more often / Thank you all. Here's the 1600x1200 px wallpaper for all Minnie fans.
Einstein wood pictures - Sources: Einstein tongue , wood face / Thats what happens when you put Einstein under Pammy Bread. / What an original idea, it even looks like Mr. Einstein. Not an easy thing to achieve on an image like this. congratulations / Very nice job...I am glad you put the 2 pics in it shows how much effort you put into this / Very nicely done, you merged the source pics well. I am glad you posted both sources to show what you put into this entry. / Thank you, All. It was nice to enter and try to compete with the pros. Wasn't easy but sure was fun. 
Hollywood Squares pictures - Arafat: "Britney's first marriage." / The upper right square needs an "X" in it, we got him already. / Red-lit squares simply mean they've been won by the "X" or "O" player. White-lit squares have yet to be won. / That cracks me up. All the Muhamed's and Alfred E Nueman... whshew. / Maybe Osama could have been "MOHAMMERED" A nice game show feel to this one Great entry / MAD, MAD, MAD, MAD, MAD, MAD, MAD, MAD, and MAD / excellent entry, and Hipnoart's comment on MOHAMMERED is a great idea for the "before & after" catagory
Tiger Woods pictures - / "I think he voted Arnold in recent elections" / After celebrating a victory at the US Open, Tiger's arm fell off. / Whoa. He can throw the ball farther than most players can hit it.
Wooden Hockey Mask pictures - / Creative entry, but the mask looks somewhat flat.
Flying Tiger Woods pictures - / Golf manics never let go. Day 421 of Tiger Wooods rehab / "goodness, who new I would get so could I could hit my balls onto planes" / The scary thing is, he made a hole in one.
Elijah Wood as Female pictures - Elijah Wood as a Female / good blending...this makes you really realize just how feminine elijah really is / Excellent. Hopefully the votes will reflect your skills.
GOOGLE WOODCHIPPER pictures - Out With The Old, In With The NEW... You can here that grinding sound can't ya... / Pretty easy and simple - wish I spent more time making more realistic confetti - but other then that I thought it was pretty cool.
Hollywood Sign pictures - / HaHaHaHa. Looks like the lake by my house.
Woodchuck pictures -