50 Ways to leave Jennifer Aniston. Dumped by Vince Vaughn. pictures -
[ The current issue of Us Magazine reports that Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston had split up. Vince gives the interview and talks about how he made the difficult decision of leaving Jennifer, and took back the $500,000 engagement ring. ]First Brad Pitt, then Vince Vaughn jump off the Aniston relationship faster than from a flaming train. This is what she is known for. She's Jennifer Aniston - the hot chick who gets dumped by her men. She'd get the award for being the most dumped celebrity, if not for Jessica Simpson, who's been repeatedly awarded this trophy and has no plans of letting it go. And, Good call about the ring, Vince. I don't see why she'd need $500,000 ring in such time of sorrow.
In this contest you are asked to photoshop one of the following:
1) Show the creative ways how Vaughn let Aniston know he's leaving her.
(50 ways to leave your lover?)
2) The real reasons why Vince Vaughn left Jennifer Aniston.
3) Magazine / Newspaper cover showing your view on the couple's split.
50 ways to fire Tom Cruise pictures - "Paramount Pictures has ended its 14 year production deal with Tom
Cruise citing that his off-screen behavior was unacceptable to the
studio." There were a number of things that were bugging Paramount
about Tom Cruise - the check list included: eating placenta, Oprah
Show
couch-jumping, publicly strange relationship with Katie Holmes,
picking fights with Matt Lauer about Ritalin, and dull
remarks about Brooke Shields.
In addition, Paramount was looking for any reasonable explanation that
Suri Cruise does exist, but after months of Tom's dancing around the
subject and not showing the baby to them (or to anybody else),
Paramount started to get a feeling they've been a victim of a huge
scam. Finally, last week Sumner Redstone, whose company owns Paramount
Pictures, personally asked Tom "Where's Suri?", and Tom Cruise
answered "You don't know the history of psychiatry. I do." That's
when Paramount decided to fire this Scientology clown and all his
circus. The bottom line is the 44-year-old man has to act his age, or
his actions will be as unpredictable as Mel Gibson's words on a
moonlit night in Malibu. And Hollywood studios prefer stability to a
behavior worthy of a monkey which was shot out of a cannon into
an elephant's ass.
In this contest we ask you to show how
Paramount Pictures could let Tom Cruise know he's fired - memos,
official letters, billboards, post it-notes, postcards, magazine
covers, or any other creative ways of your choice. If you choose the
letter/memo type of entry you are encouraged (but not required) to
make the letter/memo with attached photographic evidence of Tom's actions that
were the reason for firing. Keep in mind that any entries including
smaller text may not look/read good in resized version, unless you
prepare them in 500 pixel wide image before submission.
P.S. There may be 50 ways to leave your lover and there must be even more ways to fire Tom Cruise. It'd be nice if we could pull at least 50 entries in this contest. But quality is always of "Paramount" importance, even Tom Cruise knows that.
Missing Railways, Roads, & Bridges pictures - Create images of man-made transport infrastructure (railways, roads, bridges, etc.) that are partially dismantled/missing from being stolen by thieves.
British Airways pictures - Shown above, a British Airways Stewardess Questioned Regarding Polonium 210 Spy Death. Based on Five Planes Now Affected By British Airways Radiation Scare British Airways has identified five Boeing 767s that have traces of polonium-210, and experts are guessing they're somehow tied into the death of Alexander Litvinenko, a Russian spy. / I LOVE the face... But the uniform/purse/gloves are a tad oversaturated. / Great. And better-looking than most BA stewardesses...
Always with You pictures - / Sick and wrong. But I laugh nonetheless. / --> This old lady looks so happy, how could this be wrong. Great entry. I love it.
Iraqi Airways pictures - This is not a joke or a cartoon, it is a fact. There was an "Iraqi Airways" travel agency just a block away from my house. It was always empty. The Feds raided it during Gulf War I. / "We love to fly and it shows" ~ Delta, Iraqi division
side by side we are united always pictures - stars and stripes and union jack / The jet appears to be flying thro the propellor / ,should have pulled prop forwad a bit more,got lost a bit during overlay. / The propeller just proves that Britain and always getting in the way of the USA,
ways pictures - I think I'm taking this way.
British Airways pictures - Shown above, a British Airways Stewardess Questioned Regarding Polonium 210 Spy Death. Based on Five Planes Now Affected By British Airways Radiation Scare British Airways has identified five Boeing 767s that have traces of polonium-210, and experts are guessing they're somehow tied into the death of Alexander Litvinenko, a Russian spy. / I LOVE the face... But the uniform/purse/gloves are a tad oversaturated. / Great. And better-looking than most BA stewardesses...
Always with You pictures - / Sick and wrong. But I laugh nonetheless. / --> This old lady looks so happy, how could this be wrong. Great entry. I love it. 
Always Practice Safe Phone Sex pictures - 
Single Airways pictures - 
Always pictures - For the damsel in distress... (full view clearer) / Femminine should be feminine...funny entry. / All better now. Thanks Mash. 
Snakes Airways pictures - Samuel L. Jackson's Only Way To Fly Make sure to full view.
Iraqi Airways pictures - This is not a joke or a cartoon, it is a fact. There was an "Iraqi Airways" travel agency just a block away from my house. It was always empty. The Feds raided it during Gulf War I. / "We love to fly and it shows" ~ Delta, Iraqi division
side by side we are united always pictures - stars and stripes and union jack / The jet appears to be flying thro the propellor / ,should have pulled prop forwad a bit more,got lost a bit during overlay. / The propeller just proves that Britain and always getting in the way of the USA,
Bean alien, I always thought so pictures - / Excellent work, but it's a pity the source image is of low resolution and pixelated