Segway pictures -
Cincinnati Police are now using Segways as means of personal transport. As strange as it may sound, the police officers say Segways help them catch criminals - these machines are compact, but move fast enough and produce little noise - the three important factors in catching criminals on the streets.
Photoshop Segways any way you wish. Examples may include redesigning a Segway in some way (e.g. adding elements to it), merging Segway with some other objects, or showing Segway being used in unusual circumstances - by astronauts on the Moon, by animals or bugs, or by people in ancient paintings. These are just some ideas.
Runaway Bride pictures - What influence will Jennifer Wilbanks "Runaway Bride" have on the wedding industry? What will happen to Jennifer? Create any images that use a "Runaway Bride" Jennifer Wilbanks theme.
50 ways to fire Tom Cruise pictures - "Paramount Pictures has ended its 14 year production deal with Tom
Cruise citing that his off-screen behavior was unacceptable to the
studio." There were a number of things that were bugging Paramount
about Tom Cruise - the check list included: eating placenta, Oprah
Show
couch-jumping, publicly strange relationship with Katie Holmes,
picking fights with Matt Lauer about Ritalin, and dull
remarks about Brooke Shields.
In addition, Paramount was looking for any reasonable explanation that
Suri Cruise does exist, but after months of Tom's dancing around the
subject and not showing the baby to them (or to anybody else),
Paramount started to get a feeling they've been a victim of a huge
scam. Finally, last week Sumner Redstone, whose company owns Paramount
Pictures, personally asked Tom "Where's Suri?", and Tom Cruise
answered "You don't know the history of psychiatry. I do." That's
when Paramount decided to fire this Scientology clown and all his
circus. The bottom line is the 44-year-old man has to act his age, or
his actions will be as unpredictable as Mel Gibson's words on a
moonlit night in Malibu. And Hollywood studios prefer stability to a
behavior worthy of a monkey which was shot out of a cannon into
an elephant's ass.
In this contest we ask you to show how
Paramount Pictures could let Tom Cruise know he's fired - memos,
official letters, billboards, post it-notes, postcards, magazine
covers, or any other creative ways of your choice. If you choose the
letter/memo type of entry you are encouraged (but not required) to
make the letter/memo with attached photographic evidence of Tom's actions that
were the reason for firing. Keep in mind that any entries including
smaller text may not look/read good in resized version, unless you
prepare them in 500 pixel wide image before submission.
P.S. There may be 50 ways to leave your lover and there must be even more ways to fire Tom Cruise. It'd be nice if we could pull at least 50 entries in this contest. But quality is always of "Paramount" importance, even Tom Cruise knows that.
50 Ways to leave Jennifer Aniston. Dumped by Vince Vaughn. pictures -
[ The current issue of Us Magazine reports that Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston had split up. Vince gives the interview and talks about how he made the difficult decision of leaving Jennifer, and took back the $500,000 engagement ring. ]First Brad Pitt, then Vince Vaughn jump off the Aniston relationship faster than from a flaming train. This is what she is known for. She's Jennifer Aniston - the hot chick who gets dumped by her men. She'd get the award for being the most dumped celebrity, if not for Jessica Simpson, who's been repeatedly awarded this trophy and has no plans of letting it go. And, Good call about the ring, Vince. I don't see why she'd need $500,000 ring in such time of sorrow.
In this contest you are asked to photoshop one of the following:
1) Show the creative ways how Vaughn let Aniston know he's leaving her.
(50 ways to leave your lover?)
2) The real reasons why Vince Vaughn left Jennifer Aniston.
3) Magazine / Newspaper cover showing your view on the couple's split.
Missing Railways, Roads, & Bridges pictures - Create images of man-made transport infrastructure (railways, roads, bridges, etc.) that are partially dismantled/missing from being stolen by thieves.
Stairway to Heaven pictures - Alternative way out / Very cool and well done. The bridge is a bit blurry on the right but it is still a very good entry. I like the addition of the lightning, it makes it look like the bridge is not the focus of the pic...it adds a lot to the realism. Bravo. / Up. up & away...On my beautiful, my beautiful bridge. / Not to be a jerk....but I seen this pic and the lightning was already there. / I think this a wonderful entry with or without lightning. / looks like theres a few loose bolts out there / How much is the TOLL, anyway. . .. Nice color harmony and smooth manipulation. / I figured that the lightning was in the original but I think that picking this source pic was a good choice. I guess I should have said that rather than "good addition" that indicated that it was added. / This entry is truly great. When you spot an entry, and it makes you say, "whoa"- you know its going to be hard to beat. I love this one, that's why its in my favorites. / VERY COOL. Nice Win
British Airways pictures - Shown above, a British Airways Stewardess Questioned Regarding Polonium 210 Spy Death. Based on Five Planes Now Affected By British Airways Radiation Scare British Airways has identified five Boeing 767s that have traces of polonium-210, and experts are guessing they're somehow tied into the death of Alexander Litvinenko, a Russian spy. / I LOVE the face... But the uniform/purse/gloves are a tad oversaturated. / Great. And better-looking than most BA stewardesses...
Wayne Gretzky pictures - / Canada's new 5 dollar coin has one slight drawback, it's puck size. / Absolutely flawless bevelling and colour matching, Fan freaking tastic....Excellent work
Anne Hathaway Dog pictures - / Excellent work, Mandrak, congratulations on the win in this contest which had many excellent entries. / Congratulations mandrak What a wonderful image / Congrats Mandrak. You have some of the best strange animal concepts. / Congrats Mandrak, must be a full moon soon / Parabéns.... Agora me deu saudades da Caya Very good
Skyway Patrol pictures - Delivers tickets at Mach 2. / Bloody brilliant. The ticket part is hilarious. / I second Newsy's comments. Fabulous.
Always with You pictures - / Sick and wrong. But I laugh nonetheless. / --> This old lady looks so happy, how could this be wrong. Great entry. I love it.
Subway pictures - View full to see what is on your sandwich. / Very nice job. How do you keep the bread from getting soggy.
Stairway to Heaven pictures - Alternative way out / Very cool and well done. The bridge is a bit blurry on the right but it is still a very good entry. I like the addition of the lightning, it makes it look like the bridge is not the focus of the pic...it adds a lot to the realism. Bravo. / Up. up & away...On my beautiful, my beautiful bridge. / Not to be a jerk....but I seen this pic and the lightning was already there. / I think this a wonderful entry with or without lightning. / looks like theres a few loose bolts out there / How much is the TOLL, anyway. . .. Nice color harmony and smooth manipulation. / I figured that the lightning was in the original but I think that picking this source pic was a good choice. I guess I should have said that rather than "good addition" that indicated that it was added. / This entry is truly great. When you spot an entry, and it makes you say, "whoa"- you know its going to be hard to beat. I love this one, that's why its in my favorites. / VERY COOL. Nice Win 
British Airways pictures - Shown above, a British Airways Stewardess Questioned Regarding Polonium 210 Spy Death. Based on Five Planes Now Affected By British Airways Radiation Scare British Airways has identified five Boeing 767s that have traces of polonium-210, and experts are guessing they're somehow tied into the death of Alexander Litvinenko, a Russian spy. / I LOVE the face... But the uniform/purse/gloves are a tad oversaturated. / Great. And better-looking than most BA stewardesses...
Wayne Gretzky pictures - / Canada's new 5 dollar coin has one slight drawback, it's puck size. / Absolutely flawless bevelling and colour matching, Fan freaking tastic....Excellent work
Anne Hathaway Dog pictures - / Excellent work, Mandrak, congratulations on the win in this contest which had many excellent entries. / Congratulations mandrak What a wonderful image / Congrats Mandrak. You have some of the best strange animal concepts. / Congrats Mandrak, must be a full moon soon / Parabéns.... Agora me deu saudades da Caya Very good
Skyway Patrol pictures - Delivers tickets at Mach 2. / Bloody brilliant. The ticket part is hilarious. / I second Newsy's comments. Fabulous. 
Always with You pictures - / Sick and wrong. But I laugh nonetheless. / --> This old lady looks so happy, how could this be wrong. Great entry. I love it. 
Subway pictures - View full to see what is on your sandwich. / Very nice job. How do you keep the bread from getting soggy.
Smiles Away pictures - 
Cast Away pictures - mmmmmm good. / First he kills Wilson, now Dorie, who's next, Cat in the Hat.
Anne Hathaway Dog pictures - / Congratulations, Mandrak. Excellent technique.