Raccoons Attack Washington pictures - "So called 'urban raccoons' attack the City of Olympia in Washington. So far they killed 10 cats, have
bitten one dog, and one pet owner
(not necessarily in that order). Residents arm themselves against
raccoon attacks."
You probably read about these raccoons recently in The New York Times,
a daily newspaper with a
circulation of 18 trillion. Of course you don't believe a word of it.
You think publications like The New York Times make everything up.
So did I, and when I first saw their story, for the moment I thought
I was reading the scenario to Martin Scorsese's "Gangs of New York".
Yet, The New York Times and every other major newspaper claims that 'urban raccoons are for real and they are not afraid'.
Newspapers don't actually tell you there are
23,520,102, 370,754,235,929 raccoons in Washington,
who are starting a guerrilla war, but they let you be the detective and
put two and two together.
That and the fact that you should stay a way from Olympia, Washington
for the time being.
Because if there's anything raccoons
like to do is to have their way with your pets, steal your credit
cards, and torture you with the most
horrible country music. I might have the wrong list here. Anyhow,
you've gotta remember that
every raccoon who attacks Washingtonian is a friend of a man
has a short life span.
Keeping that in mind I think we should try the approach which proved
to work in the past.
You catch all male raccoons in Washington, sterilize them and drop
them from airplanes onto the affected area,
where they mate with the females, who don't get pregnant, and there
you are.
That, or catch all the female raccoons and put them on pills.
Until then we need to help The New York Times (and other newspapers)
with the pictures of these raccoons
which they failed to publish in their stories. Thus, in this contest
you are asked to photoshop
'raccoons behaving badly' - meaning raccoons causing a threat, or
problems to humans.
Washingtons Ghost pictures - Original picture is in black and white. Check it out. / Beautifully done. Excellent colorization and reconstructive work. / , love the color put into this. Top notch.
John Kerry, Washington Elitist pictures - Though the Democrats have taken control of Congress, some things will never change, such as John Kerry's blatant elitism. Based on this story: John Kerry: Unbridled elitist / Nice chop. But is it possible for a non-elitist to achieve any political clout at all today. / Kinda reminds me of the "Sore Loserman" incident . . . in reverse. / This is really good.. Kerry has never looked so good.. Congrats on the Trophy
George Washington pictures - The Federal Reserve now requires George Washington to put his fingerprint on each and every one dollar bill. This will surely put a stop to the insidious counterfeiting of the one. / And how could they tell if it's the original fingerprint. George W. could be confirmed. / Very clever. Maybe the rest of the fingerprint blotter could have been covered up.
Washington Ski pictures - / That is definatly going to leave a mark when he lands. Great chop. / Hillary strives for the ONLY way she will get in the Wite House. / haha, clever. we sure got a lot of snow this weekend.
Gangs of Washington DC pictures - / Good entry...Koosricardo, by the way Hill's face looks, I think she just passed gas, which "is" an atomic cloud. / Kings of the Hill. Congratulations, Rain.
Washing Wizards pictures - Ok, I had some big plans but because I am based in Australia and most of you elsewhere (I assume North America) I went with one of the few teams I know in the USA
Washer and Dryer pictures - Washer and dryer on wheels. Not only washes and dries, but collects, sorts, folds and puts away. (Please view full to see remote commands) / In the olden days there used to be a name for this gadget, it was called a "wife." For rich people, it was called a "maid." / If it included "ironing" I'd buy one plenty fast. Good idea / Cool. I'd settle for something that just puts the clean stuff away. / An appliance that washes, dries, sorts, folds and puts away is a "gal thing." A car gadget that flashes "up your arse" is a guy thing. This proves there are more guys than gals at Freakin' News. It DOES NOT PROVE that guys are better choppers than gals / I would want to a washer like that. I think Alouette is sounding sexist.
Washingtons Ghost pictures - Original picture is in black and white. Check it out. / Beautifully done. Excellent colorization and reconstructive work. / , love the color put into this. Top notch.
John Kerry, Washington Elitist pictures - Though the Democrats have taken control of Congress, some things will never change, such as John Kerry's blatant elitism. Based on this story: John Kerry: Unbridled elitist / Nice chop. But is it possible for a non-elitist to achieve any political clout at all today. / Kinda reminds me of the "Sore Loserman" incident . . . in reverse. / This is really good.. Kerry has never looked so good.. Congrats on the Trophy
George Washington pictures - The Federal Reserve now requires George Washington to put his fingerprint on each and every one dollar bill. This will surely put a stop to the insidious counterfeiting of the one. / And how could they tell if it's the original fingerprint. George W. could be confirmed. / Very clever. Maybe the rest of the fingerprint blotter could have been covered up.
Washington Ski pictures - / That is definatly going to leave a mark when he lands. Great chop. / Hillary strives for the ONLY way she will get in the Wite House. / haha, clever. we sure got a lot of snow this weekend. 
Godzilla in Washington pictures - Godzilla meets Washington. Don't be too harsh on me - My first submission
Gangs of Washington DC pictures - / Good entry...Koosricardo, by the way Hill's face looks, I think she just passed gas, which "is" an atomic cloud. / Kings of the Hill. Congratulations, Rain.
Washing Wizards pictures - Ok, I had some big plans but because I am based in Australia and most of you elsewhere (I assume North America) I went with one of the few teams I know in the USA 
Spongebob Car Wash pictures - Using its natural gifts 
Washer and Dryer pictures - Washer and dryer on wheels. Not only washes and dries, but collects, sorts, folds and puts away. (Please view full to see remote commands) / In the olden days there used to be a name for this gadget, it was called a "wife." For rich people, it was called a "maid." / If it included "ironing" I'd buy one plenty fast. Good idea / Cool. I'd settle for something that just puts the clean stuff away. / An appliance that washes, dries, sorts, folds and puts away is a "gal thing." A car gadget that flashes "up your arse" is a guy thing. This proves there are more guys than gals at Freakin' News. It DOES NOT PROVE that guys are better choppers than gals / I would want to a washer like that. I think Alouette is sounding sexist.
Wash Hands pictures - Well. We can certainly see what they SHOULDN'T do.