Miss USA pictures -
[ Miss USA Tara Conner, who almost lost her title due to visiting bars while underage and other inappropriate public behavior, will be allowed to keep her title, Donald Trump announced at the news conference. Trump, who owns the Miss Universe Organization with NBC, said "I've always been a believer in second chances." ]
Donald Trump always gives people a second chance - if they don't do their job within a second, they are fired.
In this contest you are asked to photoshop anything related to the recent Miss Universe scandal and Trump allowing her to keep the title.
Queen in USA pictures -
The Queen is visiting the USA and Jamestown, Virginia to celebrate it's 400th birthday. It is rumored she was at the first one.
In this contest you are asked to photoshop Queen Elizabeth II if she decided to stay in the US. Some examples would be show her Americanization as she attends "Bike Nite" at the local Hooters or working as a cleaning lady in a big office building. The Queen might even join the US government - show us what she may do.
USA Owned by United Arab Emirates? pictures - Take something the U.S. Government runs (Ports, the Postal service, FBI, CIA, TSA, IRS... anything the Federal Government is involved in) and create images showing what Arab ownership might do to it (e.g. Arab postmen and TSA, Arab FBI, etc.).
Hurricanes in USA pictures - Unless you live (like I do) in dimly lit apartment totally isolated
from the outside world, you have seen the TV weather reports (on EVERY
DAMN CHANNEL) with warnings of Hurricane Ernesto approaching US,
reaching Category 3, and thinking about making a stop in hurricanes'
all time favorite New Orleans. Before you start panicking and packing
your suitcases however, I wish to remind you that weathermen are the
only creatures on earth that are wrong 80% of the times and still keep
their jobs. So if weathermen tell you Hurricane Ernesto will visit the US
with predicted destructions of twice the Hiroshima blast, you can go
straight to "predicted" eye of the hurricane which will be the damn
safest place on earth. Hurricanes like to watch weather forecasts the
same way we watch late-night shows, and they see weathermen as the
best damn comics this planet ever produced. Every day weather forecast
is like David Letterman's Top 10 List. Hurricanes don't want their
comic idols to get fired however, so every once in a while (yes,
those are the 20% we talked about) they give them a break and go to the
places predicted by weathermen. This time Hurricane Ernesto is
"supposed" to visit several states/places in the US - sort of a
vacation trip for a foreign hurricane. In this contest you are
asked to show what places in the US Esnesto may visit by showing
"vacation photos" of Esnesto at the US places/states it visits,-
similar to usual vacation pictures people are taking (Hey, I've been
HERE, and here, and HERE, look!) Either hurricane itself, or destruction from the hurricane has to be included in your entry picture to quality. Make the pictures postcards-like and
write the Ernesto's impression of these places on the postcards. If
you want to go even further you may address the Ernesto' postcard
messages to any famous person... or another hurricane.
E.g."Hey, Katrina, Greetings from Florida! Just a short stop here, as I hate their giant insects. If you ever stop here again, don't make eye contact to people - this is asking to be mugged. ~ Ernesto"
P.S. If you run short of ideas, think of trailer parks. Hurricanes and
trailer parks are naturally attracted to each other, sort of like
Paris Hilton and STDs.
Miss USA pictures - Donald stripped her of her crown once. She threatened to tell the world what she knew about him. Donald reconsidered.
Medusa Jolie pictures - Medusa source by Dan Ouellette / HAIRKIND AND MANKIND RESULTS IN THIS KIND / very nice. you can't make angelina look bad even with snakes in her hair / That is true art. I love the b/w. The shadows are perfect, the blending is perfect. This is a winner for me. / Bloody awesome chop...good 2c quality.
1890 Thousand Dollar Bill pictures - News Story I'd say he paid too much. / Hmm, seems the buyer has more money than sense. / draw three more zeros, and the buyer would be paying gazillions.
Miss USA Tara Conner pictures - I guess Miss Conners is just a little spoiled Brat / They both look like spoiled brats. Funny one.
Susan Sarandon pictures - I don't know if I like her better with hair or without. Guess it doesn't make a difference, really. / I know how I like her better (with or without): NOT AT ALL. GREAT pic though.
Medusa pictures - / What's been photoshopped here. Bwaahahahaha.
Miss USA pictures - Slim pickins this year for Miss USA candidates. / "Hair on her chest prevented her from winning Miss Universe title though..." / I would hate to see the losers of that pagent. / Dream Girl...if you ate 10 pounds sauerkraut before bed.
Miss USA images - / Is that a look of lust or disgust. Ya never can tell with Donald. Nice entry. / . . . I'd call it something like awed appreciation. / Does that say "TRAMP" Miss USA. Is that martini shaken or stirred.
Susannah Sarandon pictures - Amidst all the cares of coping with the dustbowl years, Susannah was haunted by daydreams of wealth and fame in another life set 50 or 60 years in the future. / Very good. Just burn the highligts (as in the source) and it's perfect. / Excellent. Is there a way to smuge up her face a bit more. It's a bit too clean so it doesn't match her arm, but this is an awesome picture of a lovely lady. Thanks. / Brilliant work. This is what Photoshop was meant for.
Miss USA pictures - Donald stripped her of her crown once. She threatened to tell the world what she knew about him. Donald reconsidered.
Medusa Jolie pictures - Medusa source by Dan Ouellette / HAIRKIND AND MANKIND RESULTS IN THIS KIND / very nice. you can't make angelina look bad even with snakes in her hair / That is true art. I love the b/w. The shadows are perfect, the blending is perfect. This is a winner for me. / Bloody awesome chop...good 2c quality. 
1890 Thousand Dollar Bill pictures - News Story I'd say he paid too much. / Hmm, seems the buyer has more money than sense. / draw three more zeros, and the buyer would be paying gazillions.
Miss USA Tara Conner pictures - I guess Miss Conners is just a little spoiled Brat / They both look like spoiled brats. Funny one.
Susan Sarandon pictures - I don't know if I like her better with hair or without. Guess it doesn't make a difference, really. / I know how I like her better (with or without): NOT AT ALL. GREAT pic though.
Medusa pictures - / What's been photoshopped here. Bwaahahahaha.
Miss USA pictures - Slim pickins this year for Miss USA candidates. / "Hair on her chest prevented her from winning Miss Universe title though..." / I would hate to see the losers of that pagent. / Dream Girl...if you ate 10 pounds sauerkraut before bed. 
Miss USA images - / Is that a look of lust or disgust. Ya never can tell with Donald. Nice entry. / . . . I'd call it something like awed appreciation. / Does that say "TRAMP" Miss USA. Is that martini shaken or stirred.
USA Uniform Change pictures - Only a minor change is really necessary...
Susannah Sarandon pictures - Amidst all the cares of coping with the dustbowl years, Susannah was haunted by daydreams of wealth and fame in another life set 50 or 60 years in the future. / Very good. Just burn the highligts (as in the source) and it's perfect. / Excellent. Is there a way to smuge up her face a bit more. It's a bit too clean so it doesn't match her arm, but this is an awesome picture of a lovely lady. Thanks. / Brilliant work. This is what Photoshop was meant for.