Funny St. Patrick's Day pictures - Paint it green! Create images of recognizable scenes or objects (cityscapes, people, things, etc.). Making it specific to St. Patrick's Day is a plus! Erin Go Bragh!
Funny Steve Irwin Tribute pictures - Many of us admired Steve Irwin and enjoyed his TV programs and documentaries on wild life, and Steve's sudden death shocked millions of people worldwide. His passion for animals touched the hearts of many people, especially pet lovers. Steve Irwin lived and died doing what he loved the most. In this contest let us pay tribute to the "Crocodile Hunter" by photoshopping Steve Irwin and wild animals in famous paintings. Your painting entry has to include both Steve Irwin and at least one wild animal to qualify for this contest. An animal has to be a wild animal (no domesticated animals - e.g. no cats, dogs, or cows) and may be present in a painting source picture, or can be added there entirely by you. Steve Irwin has to be "in good light" in the entries - it is a tribute contest and we are not looking for "bad humor" here.
Funny St. Patrick's Day pictures -
Traditionally St. Patrick's Day is celebrated on March 17th. This year, however, March 17 falls during Holy Week, so Ireland's bishops asked the Vatican for permission to move the saint's feast day to March 15 this year. Last time the official date was moved by the Catholic Church (because of conflicts with the beginning of the Roman Catholic Holy Week) was in 1940, and the next time it will happen only in 2160. However, despite the Catholic Church calendar, most countries still celebrate St. Patrick's Day on March 17 this year, and unofficially all weekend.
Give St. Patrick's Day theme to anything you wish - products, buildings, movies, paintings, paint anything green, dress up celebrities and politicians for St. Patrick's Day, imagine what life would be like if every day in a year was St. Patrick's day. These are just some ideas.
Funny Electricity For All pictures -
[ With the upcoming holiday preparations
the demand is on the rise for electrical decorations.
Many consumers are stacking up "anything electrical" despite the high electricity bills they will face.
]
Electricity was invented by rubbing cats backwards.
Which means every time you play a stereo somebody rubs a cat the wrong
way. Please think about kittens next time you pay your electricity
bill.
In this contest you are asked to electrify non-electrical things. Electrify them by adding wires, lights, sockets, electronics, etc. Your
object of electrification should not be a live being (No robot dogs, zombie robots, people robots, electric fish, or plants/fruit). Example of entries could be electrified plumbing tools, sports equipment, dishes & cups, school items. Electrification of larger objects (e.g. Washington Monument) is also allowed.
Funny Tribute to Luciano Pavarotti pictures -
The biggest tenor superstar and opera singer of the 20th century, Luciano Pavarotti, died Thursday morning in his residence at Modena, Italy. Pavarotti lost a long battle with pancreatic cancer. His passion for opera, charismatic persona, and powerful voice touched the hearts of many people. Pavarotti lived his life doing what he loved the most and
was often called the greatest tenor since Caruso.
In this contest let us pay tribute to Luciano Pavarotti any way you wish. Your entries have to either include Pavarotti in them or make a reference to him. Examples may be including him in paintings, showing him in heaven, etc. Luciano has to be "in good light" in the entries - it is a tribute contest and we are not looking for "bad humor" here.
Funny Paul Newman Tribute pictures -
Very sad news this morning - Paul Newman, movie idol, auto racer, veteran, humanitarian and philanthropist whose cool, rebellious charm made him one of the finest actors ever to grace the screen, died yesterday at his Connecticut farmhouse, after a long battle with cancer. Paul Newman may have been best known for his acting roles, such as Cool Hand Luke and Butch Cassidy, but his heart was devoted to his wife, Joanne Woodward, through 50 years of marriage and by helping make the world a better place with the Newman’s Own Foundation, which has donated more than $250 million to charities worldwide. Many of us at Freaking News grew up watching Paul Newman movies and he will always stay part of our memories. His classic Hollywood smile will never fade from the big screen. We will miss you, Paul.
To pay a tribute to Paul Newman, photoshop him any way you wish. Some examples include - movies he could have played in, motivational posters with Paul, etc.
Funny The Matrix pictures - Show that The Matrix is "all around us", by either showing Matrix Characters in everyday life, or by putting politicians / celebrities in Matrix Environment.
Funny Bernie Mac Tribute pictures -
American comedian and actor Bernie Mac has died this Saturday after the complications from pneumonia.
The "Original King of Comedy" left this life too early, and "the world just got a little less funny" said George Clooney, who co-starred with Bernie Mac in the remake of Ocean's Eleven and its sequels.
We will miss you, Bernie.
To pay a tribute to a great comedian, Bernie Mac, photoshop him any way you wish. Some examples are: show what Bernie Mac will do in heaven (or hell),
what movies he could have played in, what alternative careers he could have chosen, immortalize him in paintings, etc. These are just some ideas.
Funny St. Patrick's Day pictures -
This Saturday is St. Patrick's Day It's a traditional Irish holiday where everyone acts goofy and pretends to be green. Americans call it Al Gore Day.
In this contest you are asked to photoshop anything related to St. Patrick's Day. Examples may include adding the green holiday theme to celebrities and politicians as well as characters and objects from the paintings and movies.
Funny St. Patrick's Day images - Dress up politicians and celebrities for St. Patrick's Day. Showing how they will spend this holiday is a plus.
Funny George Carlin Tribute pictures -
The Grammy-Award winning American comedian and actor George Carlin has died today of heart trouble. Carlin was constantly pushing the boundaries of accepted satire and language. His "Seven Words You Can Never Use on Television" is still banned from TV and radio today.
Carlin was seen as counterculture hero, especially by the older generations, who remember Carlin's golden years in the 80s. Carlin, 71, kept performing as recently as last weekend at the Orleans Casino and Hotel in Las Vegas. George was a comedic genius who will be missed by millions of fans, including us at Freaking News.
To pay a tribute to a great man of satire, George Carlin, photoshop him any way you wish. Some examples are: show what Carlin will do in heaven (or hell),
what movies he could have played in, what alternative careers he could have chosen, immortalize him in paintings, etc. These are just some ideas.
Funny Strike pictures -
Hollywood writers are going on
strike after negotiations between Writers Guild of America and the Alliance of Motion Picture and Television Producers failed, following eleven hours of talks through a federal mediator. Producers said writers were not willing to compromise on their demands - increase in writers' share of revenues from DVDs, movies, and merchandise based on writers' works. Under the old deal writers are getting only 3 cents from each DVD which sells for about $20. Hollywood producers called writers' demands unreasonable and writers' actions irresponsible. The strike will affect every single Hollywood studio.
Photoshop companies, people (politicians, celebrities, painting and cartoon characters, etc.), or animals going on strike, and stopping doing whatever they are doing. Your chop has to include a sign or note (in one way or another) showing that a person (or animal, etc.) is on strike (or is threatening to go on strike) and possibly showing the demands. Examples: Richard Gere holding the sign "Release my gerbil, or I quit"; Mona Lisa no longer smiling - holding a sign "On Strike. Stop Staring at My..."; Lincoln Memorial without Lincoln - showing sign "On strike until this country gets better". These are just some ideas.
Funny NY electricity blackout pictures - Photoshop on of the following:
1) Ways New York City may cope with the power outage - life style without electricity
2) Alternative / creative means of generating light, heat, electricity in New York City
Funny Matriarchy pictures -
The are many examples of matriarchy in animal world - in communities of elephants, killer whales, bees, and ants; females are in charge of families and society.
While matriarchy (from "matri" - mother, and "archy" - rule) literally means "power of a mother", it implies woman taking the leading role not just in a family as a mother and wife, but also women ruling a whole society.
Historians are in dispute on whether there were clear examples of matriarchy in the human history - they still wait for the results of 2008 U.S. elections.
Photoshop how life and the world would be different if more things - products, buildings, services, customs, etc - were designed by women or for women; show what changes we would see if women ruled the world. Examples may include pink weapons, birth control pills as chocolate candies, men giving birth to children, etc.
Funny Hurricane Katrina pictures - Obviously all of the other politicians were passing around emails during this time too. Show us the images, emails and correspondence that was being passed around by other politicians or anyone else involved in the Katrina / New Orleans hurricane catastrophe.
Funny Tim Russert Tribute pictures -
Tim Russert, a political lifer and an icon of broadcast journalism, died of a heart attack this Friday in the midst of a presidential campaign he's been covering. Russert made a TV career out of his passion. He was both feared and liked in Washington.
Russert died of a heart attack, collapsing at the network's Washington bureau. He was just 58.
To pay tribute to Tim Russert, photoshop him any way you wish.
Funny Hurricane Katrina pictures - The lineup hasn't been finalized for this new charity album for Hurricane Katrina, so here's your chance to help Jackson out. What volunteers may we be surprised to hear singing on this album? What are the songs that they will sing? Where are they recording this? Design the CD, cassette, or album cover for the new Hurricane Katrina project. Oh, and they can't be called "We Are The World". Give them a great new name!
Funny Sydney Pollack Tribute pictures -
Hollywood legend Sydney Pollack died of cancer at his Los Angeles home at the age of 73.
Academy award winner Pollack will be remembered for his movies by millions of people who love them as well by numerous stars that worked with Pollack. Some of his most famous films are
"Out of Africa," "Tootsie," "Absence of Malice," and "They Shoot Horses, Don't They?"
Unlike many other directors, Pollack was also a movie and television actor.
Last fall, Pollack played law firm boss in "Michael Clayton," which he co-produced and
received seven Oscar nominations. Hollywood will miss the Pollack's talent, and so will millions of fans worldwide, including us at Freaking News.
To pay a tribute to Sydney Pollack, photoshop anything related to him - his movies, or Pollack himself any way you wish. Imagine what roles he could have played in his movies, photoshop Sydney in paintings, etc. These are just some ideas.
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Patriot Act funny pictures - "Sorry old man, read it & weep." Ironic that the Patriot Act doesn't bother anyone but true patriots, isn't it. Original image by Dirck van Bauburen:original painting / Uncle Sam is well done, but I don't understand why the FBI agent is holding a caduceus and wearing a winged Mercury hat. / CB....maybe it's a Symbolic hope that american justice has a speedy recovery from her debilitating blindness.....
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Recent Hunting Trip with Dick Cheney funny pictures - The BIRD Dick....Shoot the BIRD. NOT ME YOU IDIOT.. / Careful what you say on the phone for the next year or two, The folk's in Bush's secret black helicopter force will surely redflag you for this.... Nice merge.. / Perfect look on Bushy's face. / They should hunt together regularly--for the sake of the rest of the world. / Left, Dick. The bird is on your left..... YOUR OTHER LEFT... / I thought you didn't want to be President. / Very real. I think there is a rule that the Pres and VP can not hunt at the same time. / Dick. NO. Okay...okay, Dick. You can push the Big Red Button.
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Gore Electricity funny pictures - Gore's Electricity bill Al has a direct connection to the power plant. / Quality work. I see Gore enjoys his electricity lights during daytime too. / Great job. I love the nuclear reactors & the really green grass. / About the only thing it is missing is a gas guzzling Hummer parked out front. Nice blending on all the components of your work. / mail box is a bit blurry and looks a bit on the animated side..but, still a good idea.
Patriot Act funny pictures - "Sorry old man, read it & weep." Ironic that the Patriot Act doesn't bother anyone but true patriots, isn't it. Original image by Dirck van Bauburen:original painting / Uncle Sam is well done, but I don't understand why the FBI agent is holding a caduceus and wearing a winged Mercury hat. / CB....maybe it's a Symbolic hope that american justice has a speedy recovery from her debilitating blindness.....
Frodo`s Electric Sword funny pictures - Frodo's sword, the sting in a re-thinked edition. It have a built in razor, and orc meter, which shows if there are orcs as a boolean. In order to use the sword must be turned on. / Great idea. Very well put together... / Congrats on the win, and welcome to FreakingNews.
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Recent Hunting Trip with Dick Cheney funny pictures - The BIRD Dick....Shoot the BIRD. NOT ME YOU IDIOT.. / Careful what you say on the phone for the next year or two, The folk's in Bush's secret black helicopter force will surely redflag you for this.... Nice merge.. / Perfect look on Bushy's face. / They should hunt together regularly--for the sake of the rest of the world. / Left, Dick. The bird is on your left..... YOUR OTHER LEFT... / I thought you didn't want to be President. / Very real. I think there is a rule that the Pres and VP can not hunt at the same time. / Dick. NO. Okay...okay, Dick. You can push the Big Red Button.
Kim Kardashian Triangle Mouth funny pictures - Kim Kardashian Triangle Mouth / Over-obvious cloning ... could use better blending 
Matrix funny pictures - Bush Reloaded.
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electric car funny pictures - / Tremendous. Totally inspired Top notch.
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