Funny Hospitals Speed Up Treatment pictures - [ Only about a third of hospitals nationwide are meeting the 90-minute standard for treating heart attack patients, so many hospitals attempt to speed up treatment by using time-saving practices and devices. ]
I read this and shuddered. That means I have a 33% chance of surviving a heart attack. This news was such a shock I almost had a heart attack. Despite the slow response time by some of the slower acting hospitals patients did not complain. I guess it's hard to complain when you are dead. Hopefully, the doctors and hospitals in my area will comply with these recommendations. I am afraid to go to the hospital even with a broken leg.
In this contest you are asked to show different methods of speeding up treatment by hospitals or doctors. Show unusual tools or methods used. An example would be a tree branch to set a broken leg or a chainsaw to perform surgery.
After School Treat funny pictures - Mom treats boy with marijuana after finishing his homework. / Weed: It's what's for an afternoon snack.
Arms Treaty Broken funny pictures - Russia pulls out of arms treaty in missile feud The Conventional Forces in Europe Treaty was signed by Russian and NATO members in 1990, when Soviet and NATO troops faced off in Central Europe. Source / Nice pun : (arm/arms .) The USSR no longer exists. The message is incoherent. Why is the kid's arm ripped off . / It has multiple levels of symbolism that encompass the entire lead story. The arms treaty was signed during the Reagan era when the Soviet Union CCCP still existed (notice the background is crumpled and yellowed, see full size.) The kid's arm symbolizes the new generation's ideas and the arms treaty. The background represents the and old generation's ideas and the arms treaty (iron fist on aged paper). Bush's missile plan was cited as the primary reason that broke the arms treaty, thus the arm has been broken in the current age, while wrestling over the missile issue. That's just one way to see it, and I'm sure there's many others Russia suspends arms pact, citing US missile plan / congrats Chopmaker, as natural... awesome execution.
Peace Treaty funny pictures - "Ok, here's the deal little Osama. It's international non-violence day, I should shoot you on sight, but if you run that way I promise not to shoot." / Looks like he's not only a coward but,a small man. / We've all been wondering how he keeps managing to stay under the radar. And a small man in a dress Tippy.
Halloween Trick or Treat funny pictures - Another liquified special. Happy Halloween everyone. P.S. After Halloween, please take off all those rediculous masks you've all been wearing.
Living Dead Lisbon Treaty funny pictures - Is the Treaty of Lisbon dead . Manuel doesn't think so. What does Gordon think . SOURCE Wing-Chi Poon / Impressive skin texture. Love the details - owl and EU flag
Trick or Treat Squirrel funny pictures - 3rd update...I think it's about done. Please view in full / I will be working more on this one tomorrow. Not close to done yet, but just figured I'd put it out there. / Fantastic work with the cape, overall good stuff / Creative, but hard to match light and shadow on all the sources here.
Jodie Foster Birthday Treat funny pictures - Mmmmm... liver. / , soften the edges of her face to black a little. Nice job / Good one. I bet she eats it with fava beans too
trick or treat sucks this year funny pictures - / shadows on the kids and the boards and the mailboxes don't match / Love the concept, but the shadows need to be stronger and cast in the different direction
Skin Treatment funny pictures - For soft and moistured skin. Worm Treatment.
After School Treat funny pictures - Mom treats boy with marijuana after finishing his homework. / Weed: It's what's for an afternoon snack.
Arms Treaty Broken funny pictures - Russia pulls out of arms treaty in missile feud The Conventional Forces in Europe Treaty was signed by Russian and NATO members in 1990, when Soviet and NATO troops faced off in Central Europe. Source / Nice pun : (arm/arms .) The USSR no longer exists. The message is incoherent. Why is the kid's arm ripped off . / It has multiple levels of symbolism that encompass the entire lead story. The arms treaty was signed during the Reagan era when the Soviet Union CCCP still existed (notice the background is crumpled and yellowed, see full size.) The kid's arm symbolizes the new generation's ideas and the arms treaty. The background represents the and old generation's ideas and the arms treaty (iron fist on aged paper). Bush's missile plan was cited as the primary reason that broke the arms treaty, thus the arm has been broken in the current age, while wrestling over the missile issue. That's just one way to see it, and I'm sure there's many others Russia suspends arms pact, citing US missile plan / congrats Chopmaker, as natural... awesome execution.
Trick or Treat funny pictures - Trick or Treat (Maria Menounas)
Peace Treaty funny pictures - "Ok, here's the deal little Osama. It's international non-violence day, I should shoot you on sight, but if you run that way I promise not to shoot." / Looks like he's not only a coward but,a small man. / We've all been wondering how he keeps managing to stay under the radar. And a small man in a dress Tippy.
Halloween Trick or Treat funny pictures - Another liquified special. Happy Halloween everyone. P.S. After Halloween, please take off all those rediculous masks you've all been wearing. 
Living Dead Lisbon Treaty funny pictures - Is the Treaty of Lisbon dead . Manuel doesn't think so. What does Gordon think . SOURCE Wing-Chi Poon / Impressive skin texture. Love the details - owl and EU flag
Trick or Treat Squirrel funny pictures - 3rd update...I think it's about done. Please view in full / I will be working more on this one tomorrow. Not close to done yet, but just figured I'd put it out there. / Fantastic work with the cape, overall good stuff / Creative, but hard to match light and shadow on all the sources here.
Jodie Foster Birthday Treat funny pictures - Mmmmm... liver. / , soften the edges of her face to black a little. Nice job / Good one. I bet she eats it with fava beans too
trick or treat sucks this year funny pictures - / shadows on the kids and the boards and the mailboxes don't match / Love the concept, but the shadows need to be stronger and cast in the different direction