Cheap Laptops? pictures - Let's help the MIT and Google design a cheap $100 laptop, and see if it'll meet Gates' expectations.
Dell Laptops pictures - If you happen to hear a series of explosions in offices or see houses and internet cafes burned to the ground, don't worry,- it's just exploding batteries in Dell laptops. This week Dell announced a recall of over 4 million laptops - biggest computer-related recall ever - due to lithium-ion batteries that cause their Dell machines to overheat, catch fire, or even explode. I guess it just shows that Dell laptop customers will finally get a good BANG! for their money.
To make a long story short Dell now gives customers two options - either recall your laptop, or pull the fuse and run for your lives. Dell may well have forgotten the golden rule of laptop business that putting grenades in place of laptop batteries is a No-No. In this contest you are asked to save all us poor Dell customers from yet another disaster and warn us in advance how Dell laptops are REALLY unsafe - what's wrong with their batteries, monitors, keyboards, DVD/CD writers or any additional Dell laptop's devices. Feel free to change Dell logo on laptops to reflect their 'safety policies'. You can also show Dell laptops on fire / smoke during presentations, conferences, etc. Remember to keep your entries to Dell laptops only - desktops or other laptop manufacturers are not allowed.
P.S. I tried contacting Dell customer service to see if they liked our contest, and they told me I will "BURN IN DELL" for that...
Million Dollar Laptop pictures -
UK based company Luvaglio has created the first million dollar laptop. There's already a high demand for it among rich men. For the first time in history, when they divorce, they keep a house and give away a laptop.
In this contest you are asked to create your version of million dollar laptop. Design it with luxury materials, add jewelry to it, etc.
Laptops pictures - Design a new laptop, add 'bells and whistles', incorporate objects into laptops, create laptops that might be geared to specific industry or market segment.
Alien Autopsy pictures - Original Painting / Right on. Really nice work on this one.. . / Allan, I had read the themepost a bit different...chop evidence of UFO. Thought what could be more evident of a UFO than an alien itself. But, I added one per your suggestion. Thanks. / This is such a fantastic work in many regards. Looks really professional to the extent that Rembrandt could have painted it himself. / I keep coming back to this & like it more each time. Brilliant,clean, with a dash of humor... recipe of a masterpiece. / Congratulations Sassydeb on a well deserved Gold. / . I'm so glad you all liked this picture as much as I did. Thank you for your comments and the congrats. I had a blast doing this one.
zz top pictures - after months of hiding and having nothing to do but watch american0fed television, saddam enters the world of entertainment. zz top is the first to bring him in on a project. / should read: some secrets are TOO big to keep hidden. / Absolutely the best of the year. congratulations on your idea. / Nicely done. Great idea and sweet execution.
Bosch Autoportrait pictures - original I'm a big fan of Hieronymus Bosch / Excellent job, very original idea. One of my favourites in this contest. / , very cool looking. and excellent placement on that background / .. This is pretty cool stuff NewsMaster. Why not try another one someday... I bet you'll surprise yourself and everybody else too. Cheers.
Paper Laptop pictures - Use it and toss it. / I heard they're charging PA-PER-View in these laptops. / Did I say that I love it. Well, I bloody do. / Hey it won't shut off it keeps re-cycling / BAwahahahaaaaaaa. / The Unknown Laptop (owned by Murray Langston). / Man congratulations.... I had a sneaking suspicion when I looked at this it was a Mashby, Glad to see I was right.. (just needs a touch of duct tape & a few thumb tacks and it would be a true Mashby creation ) / CONGRATS MASH..I See you found your Prize... / Boo yah. Thanks for all the kind comments and especially the sassy prize.
Furytop Cyclop360 pictures - I want a constructive critique on this entry. / This is my constructive critique: Bloody excellent. / Very nice job on this one. The only thing that I can see that I would have done is add just a bit of blur along the sides of the eye (where it borders the background). / Thank you. Furytop has been slightly blurred. / Ugh. But Ugh. He has 360º vision. I'll bet he hates windy days & convertables. / How much is his contact. Eye do like it. Great job hygg.
Autopsy pictures - 14 levels below the White House a Top Secret procedure begins ... / You know too many of my dirty little secrets..you must die...goodbye. / Finally, the secret location of the VP is revealed.... as well as Dick's real face. / Bush sucks the life out of the last (under $30,000/year) taxpayer.
Topiary pictures - . / good shave on the tree. (but my own OP is i can still see some guide lines,which make the tree looks not natural). / This tree trimming job is wonderful, and looks realistic.
Etch-A-Sketch laptop pictures - (updated thanks to comments) The all new EAS laptop comes with built-in phone jack and keyboard keys for downloading everything that other laptops download, that is, spyware, viruses, and updates. Call the 1-800 number for tech support. Actual tech support converation* -"Ok, I think the problem is that you pushed the download "virus" button. You are going to have to restart your laptop. First, press ctrl-alt-del, then hold the laptop over your head, screen facing down, and shake it vigorously, this will clear the memory. Are you familiar with the turn-and-sketch interface." -"Yes" -"Ok, so go ahead and draw the start-up screen. This could take a while, depending on what kind of upgrades you may have purchased..." *note: not actual tech support conversation / Shake shake shake.. Shake shake shake... Shake to ReBOOTY... shake to ReBOOTY... / Outstanding entry. and the tech support converstion is bloody hilarios. Thanks for the laughs. / But the questions remains..... Where is the "any" key..... / / It looks great...I love the Windows humor. Excellent entry. One minor critique: the text at the top of the ummm...screen looks like it is not skewed quite right.
Stop pictures - / This trip brought to you by LSD. Good Chop.
Nokia Phone Laptop pictures - What do u want with a phone with a laptop features.... It consists usb ports and mouse pad and all the features which you have to find the normal computer and u can talk without distrubing ur work ...... I hope u like it full view please its clarity and quality is decreases while reducing the image for the contest direction... / To avoid so much quality loss because of the compression, maybe it's better to resize it to 1000 pixels wide. / It's always best to resize to 500 pixels wide to avoid quality loss then there will be no resizing at all. Of course then full view becomes the same as normal view. So it's a gamble. / Full veiw is a must. It improves its quality a great deal.
Alien Autopsy pictures - Original Painting / Right on. Really nice work on this one.. . / Allan, I had read the themepost a bit different...chop evidence of UFO. Thought what could be more evident of a UFO than an alien itself. But, I added one per your suggestion. Thanks. / This is such a fantastic work in many regards. Looks really professional to the extent that Rembrandt could have painted it himself. / I keep coming back to this & like it more each time. Brilliant,clean, with a dash of humor... recipe of a masterpiece. / Congratulations Sassydeb on a well deserved Gold. / . I'm so glad you all liked this picture as much as I did. Thank you for your comments and the congrats. I had a blast doing this one. 
zz top pictures - after months of hiding and having nothing to do but watch american0fed television, saddam enters the world of entertainment. zz top is the first to bring him in on a project. / should read: some secrets are TOO big to keep hidden. / Absolutely the best of the year. congratulations on your idea. / Nicely done. Great idea and sweet execution.
Bosch Autoportrait pictures - original I'm a big fan of Hieronymus Bosch / Excellent job, very original idea. One of my favourites in this contest. / , very cool looking. and excellent placement on that background / .. This is pretty cool stuff NewsMaster. Why not try another one someday... I bet you'll surprise yourself and everybody else too. Cheers.
Paper Laptop pictures - Use it and toss it. / I heard they're charging PA-PER-View in these laptops. / Did I say that I love it. Well, I bloody do. / Hey it won't shut off it keeps re-cycling / BAwahahahaaaaaaa. / The Unknown Laptop (owned by Murray Langston). / Man congratulations.... I had a sneaking suspicion when I looked at this it was a Mashby, Glad to see I was right.. (just needs a touch of duct tape & a few thumb tacks and it would be a true Mashby creation ) / CONGRATS MASH..I See you found your Prize... / Boo yah. Thanks for all the kind comments and especially the sassy prize. 
Furytop Cyclop360 pictures - I want a constructive critique on this entry. / This is my constructive critique: Bloody excellent. / Very nice job on this one. The only thing that I can see that I would have done is add just a bit of blur along the sides of the eye (where it borders the background). / Thank you. Furytop has been slightly blurred. / Ugh. But Ugh. He has 360º vision. I'll bet he hates windy days & convertables. / How much is his contact. Eye do like it. Great job hygg.
Autopsy pictures - 14 levels below the White House a Top Secret procedure begins ... / You know too many of my dirty little secrets..you must die...goodbye. / Finally, the secret location of the VP is revealed.... as well as Dick's real face. / Bush sucks the life out of the last (under $30,000/year) taxpayer.
Topiary pictures - . / good shave on the tree. (but my own OP is i can still see some guide lines,which make the tree looks not natural). / This tree trimming job is wonderful, and looks realistic.
Etch-A-Sketch laptop pictures - (updated thanks to comments) The all new EAS laptop comes with built-in phone jack and keyboard keys for downloading everything that other laptops download, that is, spyware, viruses, and updates. Call the 1-800 number for tech support. Actual tech support converation* -"Ok, I think the problem is that you pushed the download "virus" button. You are going to have to restart your laptop. First, press ctrl-alt-del, then hold the laptop over your head, screen facing down, and shake it vigorously, this will clear the memory. Are you familiar with the turn-and-sketch interface." -"Yes" -"Ok, so go ahead and draw the start-up screen. This could take a while, depending on what kind of upgrades you may have purchased..." *note: not actual tech support conversation / Shake shake shake.. Shake shake shake... Shake to ReBOOTY... shake to ReBOOTY... / Outstanding entry. and the tech support converstion is bloody hilarios. Thanks for the laughs. / But the questions remains..... Where is the "any" key..... / / It looks great...I love the Windows humor. Excellent entry. One minor critique: the text at the top of the ummm...screen looks like it is not skewed quite right.
Stop pictures - / This trip brought to you by LSD. Good Chop.
Nokia Phone Laptop pictures - What do u want with a phone with a laptop features.... It consists usb ports and mouse pad and all the features which you have to find the normal computer and u can talk without distrubing ur work ...... I hope u like it full view please its clarity and quality is decreases while reducing the image for the contest direction... / To avoid so much quality loss because of the compression, maybe it's better to resize it to 1000 pixels wide. / It's always best to resize to 500 pixels wide to avoid quality loss then there will be no resizing at all. Of course then full view becomes the same as normal view. So it's a gamble. / Full veiw is a must. It improves its quality a great deal.