Tom Cruise pictures -
Top Gun star Tom Cruise is celebrating his 45th birthday today. Which is somewhat hard to believe. It seems like just yesterday he was giving bizarre interviews, promoting space lords doctrine in Hollywood, and jumping on Oprah's couch. Tom Cruise turns 45 today, which is 450 in monkey's years.
To mark his 45th birthday, photoshop Tom Cruise any way you like. Examples may include the movies he could have starred in, celebrities he could have dated, religions he could have promoted, putting him in the old paintings, magazine covers with scandals, or anything else you have in mind.
Marriage Improbable III: Tom Cruise marries Katie Holmes pictures - [ Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have exchanged wedding vows in a floodlit Italian castle this Saturday.
The wedding was celebrated by a Scientology minister in accordance with the couple's faith and attended by a host of show business stars. ]
I did't think they had balls to do it, but TomKat finally tied the knot. Let's just recall a chain of events here. Holmes converted to scientology after meeting
Cruise. Cruise, however, never fulfilled his promise to convert to heterosexuality. Suri is a living proof that Tom Cruise did have sex with Holmes. And I am talking about John Holmes here, folks. I am not trying to say Tom Cruise is gay or something, all I'm saying is that he's not heterosexual.
In this contest you are asked to photoshop anything related to TomKat wedding.
Tom Cruise pictures - Create images of Tom Cruise battling other celebrities or politicians. Or create images that reflect Tom Cruise expertise in all areas of life.
50 ways to fire Tom Cruise pictures - "Paramount Pictures has ended its 14 year production deal with Tom
Cruise citing that his off-screen behavior was unacceptable to the
studio." There were a number of things that were bugging Paramount
about Tom Cruise - the check list included: eating placenta, Oprah
Show
couch-jumping, publicly strange relationship with Katie Holmes,
picking fights with Matt Lauer about Ritalin, and dull
remarks about Brooke Shields.
In addition, Paramount was looking for any reasonable explanation that
Suri Cruise does exist, but after months of Tom's dancing around the
subject and not showing the baby to them (or to anybody else),
Paramount started to get a feeling they've been a victim of a huge
scam. Finally, last week Sumner Redstone, whose company owns Paramount
Pictures, personally asked Tom "Where's Suri?", and Tom Cruise
answered "You don't know the history of psychiatry. I do." That's
when Paramount decided to fire this Scientology clown and all his
circus. The bottom line is the 44-year-old man has to act his age, or
his actions will be as unpredictable as Mel Gibson's words on a
moonlit night in Malibu. And Hollywood studios prefer stability to a
behavior worthy of a monkey which was shot out of a cannon into
an elephant's ass.
In this contest we ask you to show how
Paramount Pictures could let Tom Cruise know he's fired - memos,
official letters, billboards, post it-notes, postcards, magazine
covers, or any other creative ways of your choice. If you choose the
letter/memo type of entry you are encouraged (but not required) to
make the letter/memo with attached photographic evidence of Tom's actions that
were the reason for firing. Keep in mind that any entries including
smaller text may not look/read good in resized version, unless you
prepare them in 500 pixel wide image before submission.
P.S. There may be 50 ways to leave your lover and there must be even more ways to fire Tom Cruise. It'd be nice if we could pull at least 50 entries in this contest. But quality is always of "Paramount" importance, even Tom Cruise knows that.
Tom DeLay pictures - Photoshop what covered and uncovered scandals forced DeLay to call it quits. Creating magazine covers announcing DeLay resignation is a plus.
Tomatoes pictures -
Shocking news this week - the salmonella outbreaks in 17 states were
caused by tomatoes containing the salmonella strain. "Red alert"
tomato paranoia is paralyzing tomato industry in Florida and other
states as tomatoes are rapidly removed from the store shelves and from
the restaurant menus. The biggest fast food chains and groceries also
voluntarily removed got rid of raw tomatoes, except for the three
kinds that FDA assured to be still safe to eat - cherry tomatoes,
grape tomatoes and tomatoes grown on a vine. Salmonella causes fever,
diarrhea and abdominal cramps hours after infection and lasts up to
seven days, often causing long-term complications.
Photoshop tomatoes any way you wish. Some examples are: anything
connected to the recent tomato-salmonella outbreak; show what life
would be like if tomatoes ruled the world; merge tomatoes and other
vegetables, fruits or objects; tomatoes in paintings and movies, etc.
Customers face Polonium-210 radioactivity tests after Russian spy poisoning pictures -
Customers at a restaurant and a hotel visited by a poisoned ex-KGB officer will be tested for the radioactive substance that killed him, said UK health chiefs. Polonium-210 is a rare and highly toxic radioactive material, which can be obtained (or stolen) only from a sophisticated nuclear facility. There's no direct evidence the Kremlin was behind Alexander Litvinenko's poisoning, but in unwritten intelligence code "any spy who betrays and reveals intelligence secrets deserves to be eliminated". "Traitor" Litvinenko ruined years of Russian intelligence work when he fled to Britain in 2001 and published intelligence secrets in his book. Such actions gave him the same chances of being eliminated as playing Russian roulette. Six times in a row.
In this contest you are asked to photoshop anything connected to Litvinenko's poisoning and contamination of British restaurants & hotels with Polonium210.
Examples may include advertisements for "Kremlin diet", "ex-spy diet", new "Kremlin sushi" menu, or hotel "Kremlin suite" advertisements.
Madonna adopts Tom and Katie pictures - The war is over. / , excellent magazine cover, very creative / AWSOME BLEND......... well done integration, very very realistic. Hard to read white text over pink panel but Madonna and kids work is awsome / Can I still eat pork. I've been laughing at that since I 1st saw it. Funny stuff here. I love it. / ok i had an entry here but this entry i will give a high vote. good. / ok i had an entry here but this entry i will give a high vote. good. / very nice / This is outstanding in many regards. Heck, in ALL regards, I'd say. And I didn't laugh so hard in a while / oh my god.... oh my god... what a blending... very very superb entry..
Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes pictures - Mr Cruise's weapon of choice is, of course, the E-meter. / Great entry, and thanks to it I learned what e-meter is. Learning something new every day with this site / For your next mission, Newsy, you are to open up an E-meter and see if there's really anything going on inside.
Tom Cruise Apologizes pictures - "Please forgive me, Brooke. My career is in the toilet." Story Original / Now that's I've done that, where your couch. I left my tighty whities behind it. / Love the setup and execution. That's Tom Cruise's way to apologize / Hehehe I'm afraid this would be the only way of seeing Tom Cruise apologize. TCIAGH. / great execution even i'm kind tired of ren entries
Tom Cruise Partial Face Transplant pictures - I've always thought these two looked suspiciously alike. Originals / , real nice. Good blend on the beard. / very great work but you may add some beard to the right side also / Thanks. Krish, thanks for the suggestion, but this is the look I was going for. / Great chop. Camilla shows class by shaving too. / who is the other celeb with Tom Cruise. I don't see the name anywhere. thx.
TomKat pictures - / That's so bizarre. ...Looks like a gorilla arm compared to Katie's arm. There's a distinct line where the two colors on the neck come together tho. / Horrifying but nearly perfect. The at those arms. / Good one. Hope they are equally compatible in real life. / I like the hint of stubble on her side. Nice job. / veru nice work. but the face didn't convience / Love it. Prolly greatest chop of TomKat I've ever seen. The hand is a killer. / how in the world did they have a cute child.
Tomatoe Peas pictures - Full View Please. / Very good, one small point, is the dark line along the pod (right side) intentional. Long time since I've seen a pea pod. / looks good. Great source image. very hq. really like the blending of the tomatoes with the pea pod, especially the way some of the tomatoes are partially covered. / Tomatoes looke like they belong there - wonderfully done
Tom Cruise pictures - Sumner hired Nicole Kidman to give Tom the ax. She enjoyed lopping his head off very much. Please view full . original / great painting, excellent bland in, tom and nicole look great / Brilliant 'chopping' of Cruise, in all senses of this word / Excellent job. And very funny. This painting looks very authentic. / Next on PayPerView: The best Tom Cruise entertainment spectacular ever... The firing to end all firing. Tom Cruise Chop-O-Rama. / Agree. / congrats on the win. freaking awsome entry
Rembrandt The Anatomy Lecture of Dr. Nicolaes Tulp pictures - Well, this is the last chapter of our study. Woman's body. / were can we sign up. And shes sitting on the dead guy / Very nice but you can see white around the woman in some areas. Other than that, it's a superb entry. The woman blends in very nicely with the same texture. Very nice attention to lighting. / ... thx guys. this is my first gold. I thought it would be disqualified... / Good Rembrandt show. Congrats on your first gold.
50 Cent + Tom Cruise pictures - Tom Cruise and 50Cent cross is 50/50 bulletproof. Full view is bigger. / Hahah, definitly get's extra points for humor. Great execution and idea . / Remarkable job. Both sides look good individually and in combination.
Tom Cruise pictures - Tom Cruise, after 4 more failed relationships with women, comes to terms with his inner glutton, yet still fails to come 'out'. / If Tom Cruise and John Goodman had a child. / Looks Like a Roman Emperor...Julius Cruise / . / Nice job, but the green highlights are a bit strange. / Hahaha Congrats Mid..I knew this was yours. / Am so happy someone made an ID. I'm blonde, and not into blimps.
Madonna adopts Tom and Katie pictures - The war is over. / , excellent magazine cover, very creative / AWSOME BLEND......... well done integration, very very realistic. Hard to read white text over pink panel but Madonna and kids work is awsome / Can I still eat pork. I've been laughing at that since I 1st saw it. Funny stuff here. I love it. / ok i had an entry here but this entry i will give a high vote. good. / ok i had an entry here but this entry i will give a high vote. good. / very nice / This is outstanding in many regards. Heck, in ALL regards, I'd say. And I didn't laugh so hard in a while / oh my god.... oh my god... what a blending... very very superb entry..
Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes pictures - Mr Cruise's weapon of choice is, of course, the E-meter. / Great entry, and thanks to it I learned what e-meter is. Learning something new every day with this site / For your next mission, Newsy, you are to open up an E-meter and see if there's really anything going on inside.
Tom Cruise Apologizes pictures - "Please forgive me, Brooke. My career is in the toilet." Story Original / Now that's I've done that, where your couch. I left my tighty whities behind it. / Love the setup and execution. That's Tom Cruise's way to apologize / Hehehe I'm afraid this would be the only way of seeing Tom Cruise apologize. TCIAGH. / great execution even i'm kind tired of ren entries
Tom Cruise Partial Face Transplant pictures - I've always thought these two looked suspiciously alike. Originals / , real nice. Good blend on the beard. / very great work but you may add some beard to the right side also / Thanks. Krish, thanks for the suggestion, but this is the look I was going for. / Great chop. Camilla shows class by shaving too. / who is the other celeb with Tom Cruise. I don't see the name anywhere. thx.
TomKat pictures - / That's so bizarre. ...Looks like a gorilla arm compared to Katie's arm. There's a distinct line where the two colors on the neck come together tho. / Horrifying but nearly perfect. The at those arms. / Good one. Hope they are equally compatible in real life. / I like the hint of stubble on her side. Nice job. / veru nice work. but the face didn't convience / Love it. Prolly greatest chop of TomKat I've ever seen. The hand is a killer. / how in the world did they have a cute child.
Tomatoe Peas pictures - Full View Please. / Very good, one small point, is the dark line along the pod (right side) intentional. Long time since I've seen a pea pod. / looks good. Great source image. very hq. really like the blending of the tomatoes with the pea pod, especially the way some of the tomatoes are partially covered. / Tomatoes looke like they belong there - wonderfully done
Tom Cruise pictures - Sumner hired Nicole Kidman to give Tom the ax. She enjoyed lopping his head off very much. Please view full . original / great painting, excellent bland in, tom and nicole look great / Brilliant 'chopping' of Cruise, in all senses of this word / Excellent job. And very funny. This painting looks very authentic. / Next on PayPerView: The best Tom Cruise entertainment spectacular ever... The firing to end all firing. Tom Cruise Chop-O-Rama. / Agree. / congrats on the win. freaking awsome entry
Rembrandt The Anatomy Lecture of Dr. Nicolaes Tulp pictures - Well, this is the last chapter of our study. Woman's body. / were can we sign up. And shes sitting on the dead guy / Very nice but you can see white around the woman in some areas. Other than that, it's a superb entry. The woman blends in very nicely with the same texture. Very nice attention to lighting. / ... thx guys. this is my first gold. I thought it would be disqualified... / Good Rembrandt show. Congrats on your first gold.
50 Cent + Tom Cruise pictures - Tom Cruise and 50Cent cross is 50/50 bulletproof. Full view is bigger. / Hahah, definitly get's extra points for humor. Great execution and idea . / Remarkable job. Both sides look good individually and in combination.
Tom Cruise pictures - Tom Cruise, after 4 more failed relationships with women, comes to terms with his inner glutton, yet still fails to come 'out'. / If Tom Cruise and John Goodman had a child. / Looks Like a Roman Emperor...Julius Cruise / . / Nice job, but the green highlights are a bit strange. / Hahaha Congrats Mid..I knew this was yours. / Am so happy someone made an ID. I'm blonde, and not into blimps.