Eating Disorder pictures - Eating disorders are not just for teenagers anymore. Doctors say about 5% of adult population are suffering from either anorexia or bulimia. The other 95% are enjoyng it.
In this contest we are going to show that celebrities and politicians can be anorexic and gluttonous at the same time. You are asked to photoshop celebrities and politicians with their right side fat & left side slim or vice versa.
Paintings pictures - In this contest you must construct the "ideal painting" by combining parts from PAINTINGS created by the Masters of the artworld (e.g. Mona Lisa as Van Gogh's autoportrait with cut ear, etc.)
Military Paintings pictures -
Russian president Vladimir Putin announced the resumption of long-range nuclear bomber patrols which is part of the Kremlin's plan to restore Cold War military units and the Russia's world status of the major military power. The allocated budget for such military expansion is over $200 billion, and will include the doubling of aircraft production by 2025 with major increase in the number of nuclear missiles, aircraft carriers, and tanks. Russia's substantial resources of oil and gas sold to Europe, allowed massive cash injections into Russian military machine, which is getting stronger than ever.
Take any military elements - weapons, uniforms, etc. - and add them to works of art - paintings, sketches, or statues. Examples may include drafted Mona Lisa in khaki uniform holding a machine gun, tanks fighting with dragons, nuclear blast destroying the ancient city of Pompeii, etc. We will accept military elements of any country from the 1980s till the present days.
Merged Paintings pictures -
During the routine X-Ray examination of Van Gogh's painting "The Ravine", displayed at the Boston Museum, another painting by Van Gogh was discovered in the deeper layer. Surprisingly, historians have been looking for this "hidden" painting elsewhere for decades, as its sketches known as "Wild Vegetation" were previously found and gave an indication that the complete painting should exist somewhere. Both paintings were done in 1889 with the gap of four months, when the famous Dutch painter decided that he no longer liked the "Wild Vegetation" and painted over it.
Merge any two or more classic paintings together. The artist does not have to be the same. For the purposes of this contest we will also accept sketches and fresco (wall paintings).
Insect Fighting pictures -
Insect fighting blood sport has gotten more popular in Asian countries in the recent years. While insect fighting goes back hundreds of years as entertainment for the Chinese aristocrats and emperor dynasties, today this blood sport involves large amounts of money with an earnest attention to raising and training insects. Male beetles are fed with special sugar rich foods to achieve higher size, and go through a series of training drills to develop aggressiveness. A fight is normally held between two bugs and is initiated by the recorded sound of the female's mating call, which instinctively puts the male beetles into a fighting mood.
Photoshop insect fights one way or another. You may use some sports (e.g. boxing) as a theme, street fights, or any other environment where insects would be willing to fight each other. Dressing up the insects or make them use fighting equipment (swords, boxing gloves) is a plus. Insects fighting each other don't have to be of the same species. Using human body (or parts) as sources for part of insects is allowed.
Haunted Paintings pictures - Create images of famous paintings / drawings with a haunted element integrated.
Painting pictures - Your mission is to take a painting from some history period (including modern), and add politicians (Bush, Kerry, Edwards, Cheney or any other world politician) to it. Remember, this is art, so take some time to create your very own masterpiece.
Hunting pictures - Photoshop images of Cheney hunting and shooting accident. Feel free to create magazine covers or newpaper articles based on these images. Given Cheney's hunting skills, he could make a decent milf hunter if he wished.
Valentine's Day pictures - Show either unusual Valentines of politicians and celebrities, or usual Valentines in unusual circumstances. Alternatively, create a Valentine's cards from politicians and celebrities.
Paintings in Cross-Stitching? pictures - Recreate famous paintings/drawings with alternative techniques - cross-stitching, stained glass, mosaic, etc. Unlike Michelangelo and Mrs. Roberts, you have only 36 hours to do it.
Christmas Greetings pictures -
Christmas is just around the corner and sales of Christmas greeting cards are booming across America and in most countries. While it's nice to buy the cards with cleverly designed messages, vast majority of Americans prefer to write their own message on a card, or at least add one to it.
Let's think what Christmas greeting cards famous people (celebrities or politicians) may send or receive this Christmas. For instance, consider what one celebrity would write on a card to another celebrity or politician; or what Christmas greeting card politicians or celebrities may send to or receive from an average American. You can even think of what Christmas cards cards Santa himself may send to famous people this season. Who's been naughty and who's been nice?
You are welcome to design a card (graphics or photos) to match the message. Merry Christmas!
Alien Paintings pictures -
The United Nations named 2009 as the International Year of Astronomy and called for its member countries to disclose the secret documents on UFO & ET sightseeings. So far, France is the only country that publicly opened its files on UFOs and E.T. (in 2007).
In this contest our mission is to prove that alien sightseeings happened through all the history of mankind by including aliens in the famous (and not so famous) paintings, sketches and frescos. You can either add new alien figures in paintings, or turn the existing figures into aliens (alien Mona Lisa, etc.). Take a look at one good example.
Valentine's Day pictures - Create images showing how celebrities, politicians or other famous faces spend their Valentine's Day (such as with who and where at)
Eating with Animals pictures - It's no longer a surprise to have our beloved 4-legged pets at the kitchen table with us, even if these 4 legs belong some 2,500 lbs buffalo with the size of a Volkswagen car. More classic pets - cats and dogs - sharing a meal with us seems like a natural thing to do. The bottom line is we love our pets and we want to treat them. In this contest you are asked to photoshop animals eating with people in various forms (at the table or otherwise).
Acting pictures - Find a deceased actors and place them in a film from today. Alternatively, take a current actors and place them acting in a film that would have been impossible for them to star in because of their age.
Cheating Cyclists pictures -
Tour de France 2007 brought more doping scandals than even before in the history of this championship.
Michael Rasmussen of Denmark was leading the race until he lied about his whereabouts to avoid the doping tests, and was dropped by his team. Another race-favorite Alexandre Vinokourov of Kazahstan was dismissed from the race after he tested positive for blood doping - transfusion of his own blood saved weeks before - a practice banned in sports. Is if these scandals were not enough, the winner of Tour De France, Alberto Contador of Spain was accused of using doping and his victory was called "the greatest swindle in sporting history".
Photoshop any possible cheating methods for cyclists in Tour de France or other cycling race. Show them using doping and steroids (think bodybuilder bikers), modify their bicycles to give them an edge over other racers, etc.
Resurrecting Woolly Mammoth pictures - "Scientists are talking about resurrecting woolly mammoth again, but this time they are serious. The government-backed 'Mammoth Project' seeks to use frozen mammoth sperm from well-preserved frozen
mammoth remains to artificially inseminate living relatives and bring the mammoth back to life." I am sure scientists and government must have
been really bored and have nothing better to do if they decide to spend another chunk of taxpayers' money on such a project. Once they reproduce the first mammoths, the next natural step would be to open mammoth sperm banks, and ask mammoth sperm donors to fill out these long forms before they 'donate' their sperm by buckets to keep the reproduction going. Just for the sake of science, you know, because mammoths are cool. Mammoths are cool indeed, but where are the cures long-promised to us by scientists and government - cures for AIDS and cancer? Wouldn't it be much 'cooler' to spend more money and efforts on finding cures for AIDS and cancer rather than on some frozen sperm hunt and then insemination of some poor living creatures? In this contest you are asked to save taxpayers' money by bringing mammoths back to life with the power of Photoshop. Show what life would be like if mammoths ruled the earth these days - use them in modern movies, advertisements, magazine covers, or any photo scenes.
P.S. Rumor has it that Republicans are behind the whole thing as they need a mammoth to replace an elephant who decided to retire from being the GOP symbol. Democrats replied that they will bring back the prehistoric ass (not Jimmy Carter though).
Vladimir Putin pictures - Photoshop one of the following: the real reasons why Putin fired the government, OR help Putin pick new government, OR design a leaflet / advertisement calling for job applications for vacant government positions.
Valentine's Day Movies pictures -
Valentine's Day is just around the corner. Unfortunately there are hardly any good romantic movies in cinemas this week. Thus, if we really want Valentine's Day movies, there can only be one answer - the power of Photoshop.
Give Valentine's Day theme to any movie. Example - think of how even horror movies can turn into Valentine's Day movies full of romance, Valentine's hearts, and teddy bears...
Da Vinci Paintings pictures -
Artists around the world celebrate the 556th birthday of Lenoardo Da Vinci today.
Leonardo was not only arist but also a great scientist, inventor and mathematician of his times. Some scientists say that Da Vinci was "Einstein of Renaissance".
To celebrate the 556th birthday of Leonadro Da Vinci, photoshop his works any way you wish. Some examples are: modernize his paintings by including modern objects, sceneries, or people; merge his paintings with movie posters (see example ) ; merge parts of Da Vinci's paintings with other famous paintings; commercialize his works by turning them into advertisements for modern products; turn them into billboards, etc. These are just some ideas. Here's another good example.
You are welcome to use Da Vinchi's frescos and numerous sketches (e.g. Vitruvian man) in addition to paintings.
Van Gogh Paintings pictures -
Past Sunday artists around the world celebrated
the 155th birthday of Vincent Willem van Gogh. The Dutch Post-Impressionist artist who produced some of the world's most famous and most expensive art pieces spent all his lite as a poor man. After trying careers as an art dealer, teacher, and even a preacher, Van Gogh became a self-taught artist at the age of 27 and produced over 2000 works in his life time, the most famous ones in his last two years.
Ironically his art was unpopular at the time, Van Gogh hardly sold any of his works during his life, and lived as a "starving artist" relying on a modest monthly support from his brother Theo.
To celebrate the 155th birthday of Vincent van Gogh, photoshop his paintings any way you wish. Some examples are: modernize his paintings by including modern objects, sceneries, or people; merge parts of Van Gogh's paintings with other famous paintings; commercialize his works by turning them into advertisements for modern products; turn them into billboards, etc. These are just some ideas.
Valentine's Day pictures - Roses are red, violets are blue... It's time for our yearly Valentine's day contest. Photoshop any *unusual* products/gifts/cards which will (or not) be bought for this Valentine's day.
Product Marketing pictures - Add products (food, electronics, or any other products) to any famous images including movie scenes or posters, paintings, sculptures, etc.
Painting pictures - Photoshop any painting of modern American politicians that may (or may not) be worthy of displaying at the White House.
Dustin Hoffman pictures -
Hollywood legend Dustin Hoffman celebrates his 70th birthday today. His first major role was in "The Graduate", and ever since, Hoffman's acting brought us many brilliant roles of eccentric characters, and received two academy awards and five golden globe awards. Even at 70, he's still acting, with talent, wit, and charisma. For many fans, Dustin Hoffman will always be one of the best actors Hollywood ever had.
To mark the 70th birthday of the great actor, photoshop Dustin Hoffman any way you like. Examples may include showing Dustin in the movies he could have acted, making sequels of the films he acted, or including Hoffman in the paintings of the past and the future.
Modernized Paintings pictures - Using any painting or artwork from one of the "Masters" - Leonardo Da Vinci, Rembrandt, etc. - create modernized versions of their work. Add modern clothing, places, or modernize items and things that brings their artwork to reflect today's environment.
Sports Paintings pictures - Edit famous paintings to include modern sports in them. Entries showing sport "in action", in motion, are encouraged.
Thanksgiving Greetings pictures - Design Thanksgiving greetings and postcards featuring hazards and accidents. Using politicians and celebrities is encouraged.
Paintings on Architecture pictures - Paint the famous architecture - buildings, monuments, or statues (on the streets, not interior statues) - with famous art paintings. Using graffiti-type art or little known art is not allowed.
Bullfighting pictures - Now that bullfighting is no more, photoshop what all of the unemployed bullfighters will do.
Imitating Logos & Brands pictures - Create "new" logos or branded products that might appear to be somewhat similar to the original brands. Create logos or actual products. Submissions must be mimicking an ACTUAL name brand product or logo.
Putin pictures -
After parliamentary elections in Russia this Sunday, President Vladimir Putin's party received over 70 percent of the seats in the new legislature. The party called United Russia is now in total control of the new Russian parliament. Ironically this hardly differs from one-party system, which Russian democracy is meant to fight. European election monitors called these elections unfair and see Putin as new a "tsar figure" who is idolized much like Lenin and Stalin.
Photoshop Russian President Vladimir Putin any way you wish. Some examples are: create a new movie with Putin, include him in old paintings, show what professions he could choose in the future, etc.
Quentin Tarantino pictures -
American Academy Award winning film director Quentin Tarantino celebrates his 45th birthday today. Tarantino became internationally famous after his films "Reservoir Dogs" and "Pulp Fiction" which featured nonlinear story-lines and stylized violence and became cult movies of the 90s. Tarantino's more recent movies "Kill Bill Vol. 1" (2003) and "Kill Bill Vol. 2" (2004) were also boxoffice hits. His latest flick "Death Proof" (2007) was done in collaboration with Robert Rodriguez.
To celebrate 45th birthday of Quentin Tarantino, photoshop him any way you wish. Some examples are: including Tarantino in the posters of his movies, showing what alternative professions he could have chosen, how he may look in the future, Tarantino in paintings, etc.
Broken Paintings pictures - Police in Norway recovered Edvard Munch's paintings "The Scream" and
"Madonna", two years after armed robbers stole them from a museum in
Oslo. Museum officials said they are upset to find the paintings in
rough condition. Well, what do you expect? Thieves stealing paintings
for the love of art, enjoying them on their walls for a year, doing
extra restoration work, and then returning the paintings in better
than original condition? Well, thank you thieves! Next time please
stop by to take some more masterpieces, we need some restoration done
to them for years! That's thieves, we are talking about,
folks. The guys who break car windows to get stereos and rob museums
of whatever valued trash people consider art. And accusing thieves of
not taking good care of paintings is like accusing Britney Spears
of not taking good care of her kids. Except that Britney is slightly
less qualified.
In this contest you are asked to show how thieves "broke" objects in
the paintings - e.g. broken table in "Last Supper", torn clothes in
Mona Lisa, cracked ball in Escher's "Reflection", etc.
The damage we are looking for is not to be to the painting texture,
frame, paint, etc, but to the objects in the paintings as described
above.
Valentine Paintings pictures -
In the Renaissance times, there was no Valentine's Day. A slap on the ass and "Love Ya" would pretty much express the affection of man to his wife. Today there's only a slap on the ass.
In this contest you are asked to add romantic Valentine's Day theme to old famous paintings. Try to modernize it where you can by adding modern day valentine's day gifts to the paintings. Examples may include Whistler's mother with the box of Hershey's Kisses, or Mona Lisa holding a bouquet of roses and valentine's card.
Winter Paintings pictures -
Upstate New York towns near the great lakes that border the U.S. and Canada are under historic snowfall of over 11 feet. Weather people say the snow is coming from Canada. Canadians say that they never get this much snow in a week, as they normally get this much in a day.
To mark this snowfall, you are asked to "winterize" any famous paintings by adding snow to them and adding warm winter clothes to the characters in the paintings. Adding snow is a must, adding winter clothes is optional.
Voting Machines pictures - Show what glitches, hacks, and other surprises electronic voting machines may bring or show what could be done to solve these problems.
Stingrays Behaving Badly pictures - [ An 81 year old man boating in Florida was stabbed in the chest by a stingray which burst from the water and attacked the man. ] This comes just one month after Australian naturalist Steve Irwin died as he was stabbed in heart by a stingray. Back then stingrays seemed to have issued "sorry, we didn't know it was Steve" statement, and scientists reported this was one extremely rare accident, as stingrays are known to be naturally friendly and cute creatures. If getting your chest stabbed is considered a friendly guesture, then New York has some of the friendliest neighborhoods in the world. And what scientists are trying to tell us is: stingrays have deadly barbs, but they don't really use them. Sort of like - Paris Hilton has brains, but she doesn't really use them. Or North Korea has nukes. Still friendly, right?
In this contest you are asked to photoshop stingrays behaving badly (meaning causing harm, or threat). Feel free to humanize them - put them in human clothes, or living "human lives" doing bad things humans do.
Impressionist Paintings pictures - Add celebrities or politicians to impressionist paintings created by Van Gogh and Monet works using an impressionism style on the image again in the theme.
Due to the contest change, Cassatt entries will still be allowed.
Voting pictures - Create methods of trickery, deceit or intimidation that could be used to thwart people from voting. Could be ballots, voting equipment, campaign ads, etc.
Valentine's Day pictures -
This Valentine's Day, Paris Hilton received many Valentine's Day cards from her fans. She even received a Valentine card from her gynecologist along with results of her yearly checkup. It read "Veni, V.D., vici".
In this contest you are asked to photoshop Valentine's Day cards or gifts which celebrities and politicians may send or receive on Valentine's Day.
Frederic Leighton Paintings pictures -
December 3 is the birthday of famous English painter Frederic Leighton. Even though I knew many of
Leighton's masterpieces, I must admit I did not know his name until
recently. That's the thing about art - we know the masterpieces but we
might not know the authors. Show "Mona Lisa" painting to a redneck and
he'll tell you he knows it, but ask him who Leonardo Da Vinci is and
he'll tell you it's the kid who played the main role in "Titanic"
movie.
In this contest you are asked to photoshop Frederic Leighton's
paintings in any way you like. Examples may be modernizing them in any
way, adding politicians/celebrities to them, or making them promote any
products & services.
Madonna Keeps Adopting pictures - God is my witness I was trying to avoid posting a contest about Madonna's adoption mania, but every newspaper and TV channel think otherwise. Madonna is too lazy to make babies the old fashioned way and goes orphan shopping again - she now wants to adopt a three-year-old girl from the same African village as her newly adopted son. Adoption is just the hottest trend in Hollywood this time, next only to scoring an Oscar or winning a Nobel Prize in Humanity. So if you are a poor African baby reading this, chances are Madonna will soon knock on your door and will adopt you, unless Angelina Jolie adopts you first. Heck, if you live in the US, Madonna will adopt you too. She'll adopt everyone, and will become the next Mother Theresa and will get the Nobel Prize in Humanity. Then her life will be complete.
In this contest you are asked to photoshop the next Madonna's adoption by showing celebrities and politicians as Madonna's adopted babies/children. (Babies/children of celebrities and politicians are also allowed to be adopted by Madonna in this contest.) Your entries have to be in the form of magazine covers or newspapers.
Paintings pictures - Create advertisements for products or services using any paintings and famous art.
Martin Scorsese Movies pictures -
Academy Award-winning Italian-American film director Martin Scorsese is celebrating his 65th birthday this Saturday. From "Taxi Driver" to "The Departed" he produced iconic movies from the 70s to the current days. Despite the numerous Academy Awards nominations for "the best director", Scorsese received his first "director" Oscar only in 2006, for "The Departed". The audience of the 2006 Oscars honored him with one of the longest standing ovations in the history of Acaremy Awards.
To mark the 65th birthday of the great film director, photoshop any of the Martin Scorsese movies any way you wish. Some examples are: designing a sequel or a prequel movie, changing the cast, merging his movies with any other movies. See what creative titles you can come up with.
Paintings - Best of FN 2007 pictures -
This is the third contest in the series of contests "Best of Freaking News pictures of 2007". Today's category is the "best painting picture". All the entries were nominated by the Freaking News staff, so this contest is for voting only. Authors, please feel free to edit your authors comments, but please don't change the titles or otherwise edit the entries.
Dating pictures - Create an advertisement that could be used for an online dating company. Use a real dating company or create your own. Think about all of the marketing ploys available. Using screenshot themed images is acceptable, however, please do not submit just text changed screen-shot entries. We are looking for full ads and photoshopped images.
Voting Machines pictures - Time to design new voting machines and methods that we might see in the upcoming elections. Feel free to create devices that appeal to voters needing more simplistic means of voting, to those that might require some technology.
Dali Paintings pictures -
This Sunday is the 104th birthday of a Spanish surrealist painter Salvador Dali. While his painting skills were influenced by the masters of Renaissance, Dali used a lot of hidden symbolism in his art. For example, in Dali's most famous painting - The Persistence of Memory - the soft watches symbolize Einstein's theory that time is relative and not fixed.
To celebrate the birthday of the world's most famous surrealist painter Salvador Dali, show what his art would be like if he created it these days with a power of Photoshop rather than brushes and paint. Would he be doing advertisements, or maybe even posters for movies? See example 1 , example 2, example 3 , and example 4.
Durer Paintings pictures -
May 21 is the 537th birthday of Albrecht Durer - the most famous German painter and printmaker. He became famous in his twenties for his prints and paintings, which finally made him the greatest artist of the Renaissance in Northern Europe. Durer came from a family of eighteen children, his father was a goldsmith. The name "Durer" is derived from "Thurer" which means doormaker.
To celebrate the 537th birthday of the most famous German painter, photoshop any of Durer paintings or prints any way you wish. Some examples are: think about how his art would be different if he created it these days, would he be depicting celebrities, modern devices, or making advertisements and movie posters? These are just some ideas.
Vladimir Putin pictures - Show what helped Putin win the election or design the advertisement about upcoming changes Putin will bring to Russia after this election.
American Paintings pictures -
The 4th of July is just around the corner - time for the Independence Day celebrations and fireworks.
To celebrate the 4th of July at Freaking News, take any painting and give it an American theme. Some examples are: incorporating the American Flag (or flag colored clothes) in paintings, putting any American President in paintings, placing an American bald eagle in paintings, setting the US Capitol in paintings, etc.
Here's a good example 1 and good example 2.
Treasure Hunting pictures - Photoshop this treasure hunting image (CLICK HERE to download) any way you wish. Examples may giving this treasure hunter some clothes or objects, putting this treasure hunter into some environment, movies, paintings. These are just some ideas.
You have 3 days to submit your entry. Submitting it early will give you plenty of time to read the critique comments and edit your image accordingly.
Many thanks to Jeff Jones and Stock Exchange for providing the source image.
Justin Timberlake does it again pictures - Although he had to apologize for the Janet incident before he was allowed to the Grammys, Justin couldn't hold himself and tried to rip Christina's top off too. / I just keep waiting for her to giggle and go "boop oop de doop" / I have personal issues and feel that making stupid comments might somehow make it all better. -Edited by Moderator on 2/10/2004 2:18:05 PM / Is this how you hold a gramaphone. He He.. / Damn it Justin...You got FREAKING STARS in your eyes, AGAIN... Hahaha... / OOPS . HE DID IT AGAIN
Robert Blake Valentine Card pictures - How sweet. / I just keep waiting for her to giggle and go "boop oop de doop" / I have personal issues and feel that making stupid comments might somehow make it all better. -Edited by Moderator on 2/10/2004 2:18:05 PM / Is this how you hold a gramaphone. He He.. / Damn it Justin...You got FREAKING STARS in your eyes, AGAIN... Hahaha... / OOPS . HE DID IT AGAIN
Stingray Gladiator pictures - Crowe in denial, though Joaquin Phoenix already understudying with stringrays. A pirated version is rumored to be floating around Australia already. / Dramatic stuff . Liked the emblem on the cuirasse. Just one thing, why does the frog have a hare-lip . / Man, the press never ceaces to amaze me.. Great story find. Nice chop too. / . . . because Emperor Commodus had a harelip. / Congratulations Ray. Definatly a well-earned trophy here. / Thanx guys, always means something when it comes from the best. / Powerful entry, and well deserved win. Tell me, though, is it the same poor stingray you used a while ago. / With some obvious improvements, Newsy: a hefty pay-grade increase (and the accompanying head gear), the nail holes nicely healed, much healthier tan (for a stingray), and of course, that signature Jacquin Phoenix lip thing. He just had to do a comeback, kinda like Gibson going from Passion to Lethal Weapon 5. / Sounds like a fair deal, Ray I especially like the wording "Crickey Maximus". And, hey, keep this stingray fella on the list - he might still win you some "oscars" in the future contests. / Hey, the stingray's batting .1000. I won't be trading him anytime soon.
Nicole Richie Painting pictures - Now that she's getting up there in age, it is time to settle down a bit & have herself some kids. Original La Charité by William Bouguereau. Please full view for details. / Sweet image. So many little details that a quick glance will miss. Crayons, basketball, daddy's pic on the wall, dolls, hair, expressions, etc. Just a freakin fantastic chop all around. It's going right to my favs. / This is freaking awesome.... Excellent job....
Christina Aguilera anorexia pictures - I bet this "genie" could actually fit into a bottle now / This Genie wouldn't even touch the sides of the bottle
Stingray Bank Robber pictures - / "stop flapping I will give you the money" / bank,teller,robber..undersea.lots of work and good idea. / Put the money in the bag and noone gets stubbed
Recent Hunting Trip with Dick Cheney pictures - The BIRD Dick....Shoot the BIRD. NOT ME YOU IDIOT.. / Careful what you say on the phone for the next year or two, The folk's in Bush's secret black helicopter force will surely redflag you for this.... Nice merge.. / Perfect look on Bushy's face. / They should hunt together regularly--for the sake of the rest of the world. / Left, Dick. The bird is on your left..... YOUR OTHER LEFT... / I thought you didn't want to be President. / Very real. I think there is a rule that the Pres and VP can not hunt at the same time. / Dick. NO. Okay...okay, Dick. You can push the Big Red Button.
Nicotine pictures - / That must be an OPEC representative with the lighter. / Need a light. You're in luck, I brought my bonfire
Eating Nemo pictures - Sushi Anyone. / Lots of saki required to get this one down. / I'm getting hungry looking at this, I think I'm gonna go make a sandwhich / Gonna need lots of saki to get that one down.
Christina Aguilera pictures - / "That was before Christina turned dirrty" / Lordy lordy, this is so well done. Just wonderful. Highest mark I've ever given. / Folks, I've just checked and he's given a 1. Just kidding
Justin Timberlake does it again pictures - Although he had to apologize for the Janet incident before he was allowed to the Grammys, Justin couldn't hold himself and tried to rip Christina's top off too. / I just keep waiting for her to giggle and go "boop oop de doop" / I have personal issues and feel that making stupid comments might somehow make it all better. -Edited by Moderator on 2/10/2004 2:18:05 PM / Is this how you hold a gramaphone. He He.. / Damn it Justin...You got FREAKING STARS in your eyes, AGAIN... Hahaha... / OOPS . HE DID IT AGAIN 
Robert Blake Valentine Card pictures - How sweet. / I just keep waiting for her to giggle and go "boop oop de doop" / I have personal issues and feel that making stupid comments might somehow make it all better. -Edited by Moderator on 2/10/2004 2:18:05 PM / Is this how you hold a gramaphone. He He.. / Damn it Justin...You got FREAKING STARS in your eyes, AGAIN... Hahaha... / OOPS . HE DID IT AGAIN 
Stingray Gladiator pictures - Crowe in denial, though Joaquin Phoenix already understudying with stringrays. A pirated version is rumored to be floating around Australia already. / Dramatic stuff . Liked the emblem on the cuirasse. Just one thing, why does the frog have a hare-lip . / Man, the press never ceaces to amaze me.. Great story find. Nice chop too. / . . . because Emperor Commodus had a harelip. / Congratulations Ray. Definatly a well-earned trophy here. / Thanx guys, always means something when it comes from the best. / Powerful entry, and well deserved win. Tell me, though, is it the same poor stingray you used a while ago. / With some obvious improvements, Newsy: a hefty pay-grade increase (and the accompanying head gear), the nail holes nicely healed, much healthier tan (for a stingray), and of course, that signature Jacquin Phoenix lip thing. He just had to do a comeback, kinda like Gibson going from Passion to Lethal Weapon 5. / Sounds like a fair deal, Ray I especially like the wording "Crickey Maximus". And, hey, keep this stingray fella on the list - he might still win you some "oscars" in the future contests. / Hey, the stingray's batting .1000. I won't be trading him anytime soon. 
Nicole Richie Painting pictures - Now that she's getting up there in age, it is time to settle down a bit & have herself some kids. Original La Charité by William Bouguereau. Please full view for details. / Sweet image. So many little details that a quick glance will miss. Crayons, basketball, daddy's pic on the wall, dolls, hair, expressions, etc. Just a freakin fantastic chop all around. It's going right to my favs. / This is freaking awesome.... Excellent job....
Christina Aguilera anorexia pictures - I bet this "genie" could actually fit into a bottle now / This Genie wouldn't even touch the sides of the bottle
Stingray Bank Robber pictures - / "stop flapping I will give you the money" / bank,teller,robber..undersea.lots of work and good idea. / Put the money in the bag and noone gets stubbed
Recent Hunting Trip with Dick Cheney pictures - The BIRD Dick....Shoot the BIRD. NOT ME YOU IDIOT.. / Careful what you say on the phone for the next year or two, The folk's in Bush's secret black helicopter force will surely redflag you for this.... Nice merge.. / Perfect look on Bushy's face. / They should hunt together regularly--for the sake of the rest of the world. / Left, Dick. The bird is on your left..... YOUR OTHER LEFT... / I thought you didn't want to be President. / Very real. I think there is a rule that the Pres and VP can not hunt at the same time. / Dick. NO. Okay...okay, Dick. You can push the Big Red Button.
Nicotine pictures - / That must be an OPEC representative with the lighter. / Need a light. You're in luck, I brought my bonfire
Eating Nemo pictures - Sushi Anyone. / Lots of saki required to get this one down. / I'm getting hungry looking at this, I think I'm gonna go make a sandwhich / Gonna need lots of saki to get that one down.
Christina Aguilera pictures - / "That was before Christina turned dirrty" / Lordy lordy, this is so well done. Just wonderful. Highest mark I've ever given. / Folks, I've just checked and he's given a 1. Just kidding