Takeoff Pictures - Photoshop Pix
Airbus 380 Takeoff pictures - "This is your captain speaking, please fasten your safety belts, we may be experiencing a little tubulance as we cross the plate. Please remain seated and please don't panic. Leave that to me."
Takeoff Landing pictures - Sometimes deception is your best defense...don't let your enemy know if you are coming or going. **Bonus** Also if you get put in the back of the plane you will be in first class.