| Kerry Sorry for 'Stuck in Iraq' Remarks pictures -
Two days ago Sen. John Kerry stirred a controversy when he told a group of California students: "study hard, do your homework, or you'll get 'stuck in Iraq.'"
The comments were received by many Americans as "US troops in Iraq consist of uneducated people." Troops didn't like it, Republican's didn't like it, and Democrats didn't like it. Kerry, feeling the pressure, issued an apology for his remarks, saying they were just a "botched joke."
Kerry did not mean to insult the troops, he was just referring to the new school grade system where grades (from highest to lowest) will be: "A," "B," "C," "D," "F," and "STUCK IN IRAQ." Thus his statement: If you fail your school and homework you'll get "STUCK IN IRAQ." Another new school grade Kerry suggests (highest grade) is "MARRIED TO A BILLIONAIRE." So, if your kid studies hard and does his homework, he may get "B," "A," or "MARRIED TO A BILLIONAIRE."
As pennance for his statments, Kerry decides to show his flip-flop team spirit. Show Kerry in recruiting posters for the military, activily recruiting 'geeks' for service, or military advertisments aimed at the brilliant. Your entry must include John Kerry (in picture or words).
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Stuck Again pictures - Once again, NASA scientists struggle to free the $400m Mars Rover which has mysteriously come to a halt... / One has to take your comment into account to fully appreciate the humor of this entry.
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Kerry Stuck in Iraq pictures - Kerry makes it sound so exciting. / One of my favorites in this contest. I think it's smart and hilarious
Google Stuck pictures - / One of my favorites in this contest. I think it's smart and hilarious
Stuck On You pictures - Tony and Dubya together again. / One of my favorites in this contest. I think it's smart and hilarious
Stuck in a Bad Situation pictures - Congratulations to all the other contestants for their high quality entries. I think this is a bit quirky, and I am proud of my submission. / Nice work...just don't plug the bulb in you might fry the goldfish. / Congratulations on your first gold, shark. Nice to have you at Freaking News. / thanks very much for the kind words - I've been viewing the site as an admirer for far too long, so it's long overdue to actually participate.
Stuck pictures - I just thought this lemur with his tongue hanging out was hilarious and had to use the picture.