Pamela Anderson pregnant? pictures - If you saw Pamela Anderson's pictures from last week, you've gotta be wondering if she's pregnant or just has a beer belly. Well, I'm wondering too, because with all the beer she's drank on her three weddings with Kid Rock, even if she doesn't give birth to a baby in nine months, she'll give birth to a beer keg. And it'd better be a beer keg only, folks, because if she does have a baby in there too, the baby may go straight to Alcoholics Anonymous meeting right after his birth, and his first words will be: "I am Pamela Anderson's new baby and I am an alcoholic..."
And what's the deal with her four three weddings and a funeral anyway? Obviously just one does not count as everybody was drunk and does not remember what happened anyway, so you gotta repeat the whole thing again and again until both Pam and Mr. Rock have at least some vague memories of the event. And when Pam realizes she's pregnant, she can't help but wonder whether the baby is from Kid Rock, because Pam is very fertile and can get pregnant merely by standing downwind from drunken weirdos who still consider her a beauty queen in well preserved condition. And well preserved she is, because with the amount of silicon injected into her, she'll soon receive a scientific award for being the first living mummified person on earth. Anyhow, let's get down to business and photoshop Pamela Andersen pregnant, because that was the original intent of posting this contest.
The Simpsons pictures -
Long anticipated "The Simpsons Movie" is opening this Friday. Simpsons sitcom fans are expected to be storming the theaters this weekend, but movie critics have been less than favorable in their reviews of the film and say the big-screen debut that comes after 18 TV seasons makes little sense. Yet, the movie is full of good Simpsons humor and will likely to be a boxoffice winner, despite cold critics reviews.
Photoshop Simpsons characters any way you wish. Some examples may include merging The Simpsons and some other movie, showing them in real life situations, magazines, old paintings, or designing the new Simpsons merchandise. Please make emphasis on quality and put a reasonable amount of photoshop work in your entries, rather than simple copy and past job.
Simpsons pictures - Show what Simpsons cartoon characters will do in real life, if they quit the cartoon show.
Elvis Presley Impersonators pictures -
Elvis Presley Enterprises, which manages Presley's Graceland, ran the
first official Elvis Presley Impersonator contest on the
week-long series of concerts dedicated to the 30th anniversary of the
King's death. The "Ultimate Elvis" title went to the 38 year old Shawn
Klush from Pennsylvania who was awarded $5,000 in cash plus another
$5,000 to spend at the Graceland souvenir shopping trip. The contest
marks a big change in the attitude of Graceland managers who
previously distanced Graceland from Elvis impersonators considering
them nothing more than a cheap imitation of the great King of Rock & Roll.
Make Elvis Presley impersonators out of celebrities, politicians, any
famous figures or characters from works of art. Let's prove that
everybody loved Elvis from medieval days to present times.
Pamela Anderson marries Kid Rock pictures - They were engaged, then split up; four years later they reunite and announce their wedding. Photoshop "Pamela Anderson - Kid Rock wedding" showing all shocking details media missed.
Scarlett Johansson pictures -
Those of you who live in caves, like I do, will be pleasantly surprised to know that there's this "woman" called Scarlett Johansson who was named "Sexiest Woman Alive" by some Esquire magazine, I've never heard of either. The magazine hits the newsstands on Oct. 18, so you can read it for yourselves. While I was posting this contest, my girlfriend looked over my shoulder and jokingly asked me why I never call her the sexiest woman alive. I then jokingly asked her why she never looks like Scarlett Johansson. I'm sleeping on the couch tonight.
In this contest you are asked to support Esquire's claim and immortalize Scarlett Johansson in famous works of art - paintings, drawings, or sculptures.
Michael Jackson pictures - Photoshop what Michael Jackson real children would look like if he conceived them with other celebrities and politicians.
Mike Tyson pictures - Photoshop Mike Tyson's life as a bum. How does Tyson have to make a living now? What is in his future?
OJ Simpson pictures -
Police arrested OJ Simpson on Sunday, saying that he was one of the armed robbers who broke into Las Vegas hotel room, and took memorabilia describing his own sports career. A 60 year old Simpson said it was no robbery, the group was not armed, and they only entered the room to take the items that belonged to OJ, including Hall of Fame certificate and some photos. The judge ordered Simpson to be held without a bail. If convicted, OJ faces up to 60 years in prison on the two counts of armed robbery. More than a decade ago Simpson was acquitted of the slayings of his ex-wife and a friend. He was not convicted, and years later wrote a famous book "If I Did It."
Photoshop anything connected to a recent OJ Simpson arrest. Examples may show OJ's future (e.g. in prison, behind the bars), his next book, arrest evidence and documents, OJ Simpson on a cover of a magazine, etc. You are welcome to use this wonderful OJ Simpson mugshot, taken this Sunday, as a source image.
Johnny Carson pictures - Johnny Carson belongs to the ages, but his image will surely be used in many ways. Photoshop how Johnny Carson's image will be used in the future. Feel free to use it to sell a product, or in movies, TV, or any other ways you can think of that will use his likeness.
Prison pictures - What novel approaches to prison rehabilitation can you think of? Design new products or methods that have never been used to prepare jail inmates to re-enter society.
Michael Jackson pictures - How will Michael Jackson celebrate his court win? What new things will he do, what new CD's or Merchandise will we see?
Mike Tyson pictures - What will Mike Tyson do now that he has retired? Broke, and unemployed, he has to find a way to make a living. Create images of where we might see "Iron" Mike turn up next.
Sony PSP pictures - What can you do with the Sony PSP? What changes can you make to it, what new things can you add to it, what could it also be used for? Create images along these themes using the Sony PSP!
Fred Thompson for President? pictures -
Former senator Fred Thompson has finally announced that he is running for President of United States on "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno." In his first campaign speech on Thursday in Iowa, Thompson said he possesses the conservative values that will lead Republicans to Senate majority they recently lost, and will prevent Senator Hillary Clinton from winning the U.S. presidential election in 2008.
Photoshop anything connected to Fred Thompson running for president of United States, or show what happens if / after he becomes a President. Examples may include showing Thompson's election campaign, posters, billboards. A good idea may be to choose Thompson's running mate and design the election campaign poster for them.
Smith & Wesson Gun pictures - Photoshop this Smith & Wesson .357 image (CLICK HERE to download) any way you wish. Examples may include changing the Smith & Wesson gun design, merging the S&W .357 handgun with some other object or animal, including the Smith & Wesson gun in paintings. These are just some ideas.
You have 3 days to submit your entry. Submitting it early will give you plenty of time to read the critique comments and edit your image accordingly.
Many thanks to Lyina for help with the concept, and to Stock Exchange for providing the source image.
Cartier-Bresson pictures - Okay, I'll admit to you that Cartier-Bresson was virtually unknown to me, however, his photography is famous throughout the world. Your mission is to add your own twist to a Cartier-Bresson photo. You can modernize it, or add your own sense of humor to one of his famous (or not so famous) photographs.
The Bourne Ultimatum, Simpsons, and Underdog pictures -
This weekend's box office winner is "The Bourne Ultimatum" by Universal followed by the two movies by Disney - "The Simpsons", and "Underdog".
It's interesting the "The Bourne Ultimatum" earned twice more than its first installment "The Bourne Identity" on its opening day, and still more then the second film "The Bourne Supremacy". However the shooting costs for the successful third "Bourne" were much higher too, reaching 110 million.
Merge either of the movies "The Bourne Ultimatum", "Underdog", and "The Simpson" via movie stills or posters. Combining all three movies into one is also welcome. Let's also see what movie titles may be written for these three merged movies.
Michael Jackson pictures - Is it time for the "jailhouse rock"? Photoshop Michael Jackson in jail.
Prison pictures -
[ Olympic bomber Eric Rudolph laments in a series of letters to a newspaper that the maximum-security federal prison where he is spending the rest of his life is designed to drive him insane. ]
This Eric Rudolph guy says the conditions in prison are driving him insane. OK. I ask you this. Is a fellow that sets bombs off that kill and injure innocent people really sane to begin with? I think old Eric has it way too tough. Maybe Eric shouldn't be in a SuperMax prison. Maybe he should be in a more suitable cell with land mine carpeting and hand grenade pillows where he could fully enjoy the rest of his life.
In this contest you are asked to photoshop / perform any type of prison decor changes you want. Show how good or bad conditions are in your images.
Michael Jackson pictures - Photoshop what you think is the "Secret" evidence in the Michael Jackson case.
Michael Jackson images - What does Jacko have to hide? Show what weird things are hidden at his Neverland Ranch.
Customers face Polonium-210 radioactivity tests after Russian spy poisoning pictures -
Customers at a restaurant and a hotel visited by a poisoned ex-KGB officer will be tested for the radioactive substance that killed him, said UK health chiefs. Polonium-210 is a rare and highly toxic radioactive material, which can be obtained (or stolen) only from a sophisticated nuclear facility. There's no direct evidence the Kremlin was behind Alexander Litvinenko's poisoning, but in unwritten intelligence code "any spy who betrays and reveals intelligence secrets deserves to be eliminated". "Traitor" Litvinenko ruined years of Russian intelligence work when he fled to Britain in 2001 and published intelligence secrets in his book. Such actions gave him the same chances of being eliminated as playing Russian roulette. Six times in a row.
In this contest you are asked to photoshop anything connected to Litvinenko's poisoning and contamination of British restaurants & hotels with Polonium210.
Examples may include advertisements for "Kremlin diet", "ex-spy diet", new "Kremlin sushi" menu, or hotel "Kremlin suite" advertisements.
Michael Jackson pictures - Your mission is design Newspaper Headlines that we might see after the verdict is in on Michael Jackson. Will he be guilty or not guilty? Where will he go, or will he end up in jail? Note that images must be in the form of newspapers.
Song Titles pictures - This is a themed contest. Do not edit the theme post.
In this contest we are asking you to use your creativity and create a Song Title literalism as in the theme post. You may use any recognizable song title in your image as in this theme post by tigerprincess. You will have 3 days to submit your entry. Submitting it early will give you plenty of time to read the critique comments and edit your image accordingly. Typical Freaking News entry guidelines also apply. You can find them here.
Thanks to babaloo for sponsoring this contest.
Pamela Anderson pictures - The first two worked out so well she decided on another. / Love the tattoo.. / She's Once, twice, three times the lady... / i want 2 ask how many sandbox she had .........................
Paris Hilton + Jessica Simpson pictures - My Fellow Freakers, I give you the dumbest blonde in Hollywood. / Can't be too long before we see a Jaris Himpson sex video on the internet... / Man, the chop is a killer, and author's comment got me laughing hysterically. / Hard to believe () but the Simpson side looks goofier than the Hilton side. Great job . Bravo ..
Scarlett Johansson pictures - / Looks like a magazine picture. I have heard they do that to people. / and the ear and right eye looks different from her smooth face. / Thank you very much for the nice comments.
Scarlett Johansson with Josh Hartnett pictures - Scarlett Johansson and her real life squeeze Josh Hartnett have a fun evening dreaming of winning Oscars. Please full view for details as there are quite a few of them. (Fundies, tattoos, slippers, clothes....) The Original"Courtship of Paris and Helen" painting by Jocques Louis David. / great painting of scarlett johanson and josh hartnett / I agree with kib. This is just awesome. Be sure to look at the original. / this is great. I have to agree with gali and Keb / Lots of small details in this work. Scarlett Johansson and Josh Hartnett were immortalized in this painting
Emma Watson pictures - / For some strange reason I like seeing Emma as a goth... o_O me...
Mom Son pictures - Proud new mom... / I love the duotone. Nice mood setting. Not sure what is behind the baby's head though. Overall great piece
Prison Hospital Bed pictures - Just some modifications for an eternal comfort / This hospital bed is cute . The slippers are a nice touch
Jessica Simpson pictures - she finally caved into the demands of hollywood and just look at her now. / Great image, a sharper jawline would make it perfect. / nice idea but the Background is bit distorted b'cause of the liquify effect. / does she REALLY think this will win back Nick. / Beautiful picture. Jessica is a beautiful girl anyway, but here she looks her best. It may not bring Nick back, but she gets my attention.
Marge Simpson pictures - Marge joins the "I forgot my underwear" club. / I think the rest of them are covered by car part, the same as in original Britney Spears picture. This spoof work is classic. One of my favorites in the contest. / It is physically impossible for her legs to be hidden by the cars rocker panel. Very Funny Idea though... / Baba, her legs are behind the open car door. I put a window on, look better. / very nice. where did you get that picture of Marge. / Pali, Original The rest is drawn by me.
Ashley Simpson pictures - Ashley Simpson got a nose job this week, starting herself on the road towards this / "I new I should not have warn that peg on my nose, every night" / I hope this doesn't affect her singing. Bwahahahahaha
Pamela Anderson pictures - The first two worked out so well she decided on another. / Love the tattoo.. / She's Once, twice, three times the lady... / i want 2 ask how many sandbox she had .........................
Paris Hilton + Jessica Simpson pictures - My Fellow Freakers, I give you the dumbest blonde in Hollywood. / Can't be too long before we see a Jaris Himpson sex video on the internet... / Man, the chop is a killer, and author's comment got me laughing hysterically. / Hard to believe () but the Simpson side looks goofier than the Hilton side. Great job . Bravo ..
Scarlett Johansson pictures - / Looks like a magazine picture. I have heard they do that to people. / and the ear and right eye looks different from her smooth face. / Thank you very much for the nice comments.
Scarlett Johansson with Josh Hartnett pictures - Scarlett Johansson and her real life squeeze Josh Hartnett have a fun evening dreaming of winning Oscars. Please full view for details as there are quite a few of them. (Fundies, tattoos, slippers, clothes....) The Original"Courtship of Paris and Helen" painting by Jocques Louis David. / great painting of scarlett johanson and josh hartnett / I agree with kib. This is just awesome. Be sure to look at the original. / this is great. I have to agree with gali and Keb / Lots of small details in this work. Scarlett Johansson and Josh Hartnett were immortalized in this painting 
Emma Watson pictures - / For some strange reason I like seeing Emma as a goth... o_O me...
Mom Son pictures - Proud new mom... / I love the duotone. Nice mood setting. Not sure what is behind the baby's head though. Overall great piece 
Prison Hospital Bed pictures - Just some modifications for an eternal comfort / This hospital bed is cute . The slippers are a nice touch
Jessica Simpson pictures - she finally caved into the demands of hollywood and just look at her now. / Great image, a sharper jawline would make it perfect. / nice idea but the Background is bit distorted b'cause of the liquify effect. / does she REALLY think this will win back Nick. / Beautiful picture. Jessica is a beautiful girl anyway, but here she looks her best. It may not bring Nick back, but she gets my attention.
Marge Simpson pictures - Marge joins the "I forgot my underwear" club. / I think the rest of them are covered by car part, the same as in original Britney Spears picture. This spoof work is classic. One of my favorites in the contest. / It is physically impossible for her legs to be hidden by the cars rocker panel. Very Funny Idea though... / Baba, her legs are behind the open car door. I put a window on, look better. / very nice. where did you get that picture of Marge. / Pali, Original The rest is drawn by me.
Ashley Simpson pictures - Ashley Simpson got a nose job this week, starting herself on the road towards this / "I new I should not have warn that peg on my nose, every night" / I hope this doesn't affect her singing. Bwahahahahaha