Celebrities' New Year's Resolutions pictures -
Psychologists recommend that people try setting more
realistic New Year's resolutions, if they want to make them last. So this year, instead of "quit smoking" I'll try "smoke less", instead of "get slim" I'll try "lose some weight", and instead of "get a better girlfriend" I'll try "get laid at least once this year".
In this contest you are asked to photoshop New Year's resolutions (realistic or not) for celebrities ( or politicians) or your choice. Think of how celebrities visualize their New Year's resolutions. Note that resolutions can be good and bad. The text of a New Year's resolution can be placed on entry or in author's comments.
Absolution pictures - Either way, your sins are forgotten... / hilarious.. ... needs that bottle better matched into the painting, but still hysterical. / I would have to disagree with you there FS, this is a matter of style. To keep the bottle in it's modern context is appropriate for an advert. / I'm sorry but I will have to agree with FS, if it was an advert they would incorporate it into the painting as said...in my humble opinion...otherwise, yes it does have the humour content / Actually, regarding blending the bottle into the into the painting, it could go either way. Some companies like to keep their product image pure, while others find alteration acceptable. I think it really is a matter of choice and taste. One cannot curtail artistic freedom and license. / So I guess that means we are both correct if viewed that way
GRAVITY SOLUTION pictures - We would solve the non-gravity problems quickly, but the schools would be underbudgeted and would have to handle it with whatever monkey-bars and plumbing left-overs were avaiable. (I ran out of time, commentary is welcome.)
Absolution pictures - Either way, your sins are forgotten... / hilarious.. ... needs that bottle better matched into the painting, but still hysterical. / I would have to disagree with you there FS, this is a matter of style. To keep the bottle in it's modern context is appropriate for an advert. / I'm sorry but I will have to agree with FS, if it was an advert they would incorporate it into the painting as said...in my humble opinion...otherwise, yes it does have the humour content / Actually, regarding blending the bottle into the into the painting, it could go either way. Some companies like to keep their product image pure, while others find alteration acceptable. I think it really is a matter of choice and taste. One cannot curtail artistic freedom and license. / So I guess that means we are both correct if viewed that way 
GRAVITY SOLUTION pictures - We would solve the non-gravity problems quickly, but the schools would be underbudgeted and would have to handle it with whatever monkey-bars and plumbing left-overs were avaiable. (I ran out of time, commentary is welcome.)
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