Safe Pictures
Always Practice Safe Phone Sex pictures - 
Ralph Nader & Unsafe Cars pictures - / , it's true he did write a book about unsafe American cars. / One of the worst and unsafe cars was the Corvair (as pic'd = America's answer to the rear-engined VW) and Nader's book did help to get it and others, off the road. / Ralphie's not fit to wash that car let alone drive it. Too bad he didn't invent "Global Warming" or the "Internet". All Hail Ralph The Deflector...
Safecracker Brad pictures - Brad goes off to crack a safe, with his trusty crow bar. / One more question about Jennifer. Go on, I dare ya.