| Resurrecting Woolly Mammoth pictures - "Scientists are talking about resurrecting woolly mammoth again, but this time they are serious. The government-backed 'Mammoth Project' seeks to use frozen mammoth sperm from well-preserved frozen
mammoth remains to artificially inseminate living relatives and bring the mammoth back to life." I am sure scientists and government must have
been really bored and have nothing better to do if they decide to spend another chunk of taxpayers' money on such a project. Once they reproduce the first mammoths, the next natural step would be to open mammoth sperm banks, and ask mammoth sperm donors to fill out these long forms before they 'donate' their sperm by buckets to keep the reproduction going. Just for the sake of science, you know, because mammoths are cool. Mammoths are cool indeed, but where are the cures long-promised to us by scientists and government - cures for AIDS and cancer? Wouldn't it be much 'cooler' to spend more money and efforts on finding cures for AIDS and cancer rather than on some frozen sperm hunt and then insemination of some poor living creatures? In this contest you are asked to save taxpayers' money by bringing mammoths back to life with the power of Photoshop. Show what life would be like if mammoths ruled the earth these days - use them in modern movies, advertisements, magazine covers, or any photo scenes.
P.S. Rumor has it that Republicans are behind the whole thing as they need a mammoth to replace an elephant who decided to retire from being the GOP symbol. Democrats replied that they will bring back the prehistoric ass (not Jimmy Carter though). |
