Independence Day pictures - For the upcoming Independence Day, Americanize objects, famous paintings, animals, or people - include American Flag, make red, white, and blue, and/or include American Eagle.
Penguins pictures -
Today's contest is in memory of posy who passed away one year ago. Posy was JannaR's mother and responsible for bringing JannaR to Freaking News.
In this contest you are asked to photoshop Penguins. Dress up penguins (full outfit or just simple accessories) and put them in places you wouldn't normally see them. Real penguins, not cartoons or stuffed imposters, must be used. Chop them any way you'd like. Dress them up, take them to the movies, add them to famous images, or add them to historical sites.
JannaR is sponsoring this contest in the memory of her mother, posy.
Pens & Pencils pictures -
News from Cambridge this week - a priceless
Zulu pen was stolen from Cambridge University Library. The pen was used to sign the Zulu Treaty which ended the war between Zulu tribes and the British, portrayed in the film "Zulu" with Michael Cane.
Photoshop any types of pens, pencils, markers, crayons any way you like, or make the any objects or animals into the above types of pens. Some examples are: using monkey's tail as a quill pen, showing super-sized pencils used in architecture, merging pens and rockets, designing James Bond type of gadget pen.
Tennis US Open pictures - For the moment I checked outside my window to see if hell froze over, when I've read that US Open officials finally confessed that tennis is all about showbiz and money to them. The idea is as old as the world - you take some game people like, attract the world's best players with tons of cash, and make even more cash from tickets and advertisements. The official total payout (men's and women's play) for the US Open is 18.5 million dollars. That's payout, folks, the tiny part of the US Open profits that goes to players. And in gratitude for making all this cash, the US Open boss usually slaps a winner's ass and says: "Good job earning me enough money to buy half of Korea. See you next time!" And the winner would usually sigh and walk away in shame because he can't afford half of Korea, and can only buy 12 Ferraris, 8 mansions in California, and 1 tiny island in the Pacific Ocean. Needless to say, the guy feels like a total loser. And yet, he'll come back to play again and again because he's got bills to pay and gotta make ends meet.
In this contest you are asked to photoshop one of the following:
1) Design new tennis equipment using items / materials that don't belong to tennis. You may also create advertisements based on using commercial products that normally don't belong to tennis.
2) Show alternative / unusual places where tennis can be played.
3) Photoshop works of art to include a tennis theme in them.
4) Show politicians / celebrities playing tennis poorly.
US Open Tennis pictures - Hope you like it. its edited now. please see it in fullview for clearer. / great integration, my only critic is that this would be so un-comfortable to play, but anyway this is so so well integrated, ball in hand ia a nice touch (it nned to be more big and have some shadows from the hand), well done / Great job. Who cares if she plays... grin. Well done. / Link. Very nice. With the sneakers and ball it took me a sec to realize she was the chop. / Oh yes, looks very real...that's the expression I would have if I had to watch a tennis match.. / excellent work...position...perspective...idea...good job / I love it. Truly a winner in this contest / Congrats allan, the edition on this made it more great
Florida suspends executions pictures - MIAMI Jeb Bush, the Governor of Florida, has called a temporary halt to all executions while a panel reviews how lethal injections are administered, after the lingering death of a prisoner on Wednesday. Ángel Nieves Díaz, 55, took 34 minutes to die and had to be administered two lethal doses when the needle missed his vein, piercing tissue instead. The executive order does not mandate the reviewing panel to propose other methods of capital punishment. It asks it only to examine whether lethal injections are administered properly. Nieves’s botched execution has rekindled the debate on whether the injections constitute cruel and unusual punishment December 16, 2006 / I've linked to a news story for you; however, in the future it is mandatory for you to link to a news story. I realize you have pasted the news story in your Author's Comments and included them in the image itself. It's also required to link to the story as well. Thanks. / Quality photoshopping, but yes, please also link to the news story. We can not do it for you every time.
Saddam Hussein Death Penalty pictures - He'll finally be able to take advantage of one of his more successful businesses. / thats what you get for hanging with the wrong crowd...dosen't that just burn your arse. / the child's face distract me from the rest of the image also it is kind cruel (child's face). Outside of this i like the Saddam's face / It would be an eloquent and powerful image even without the words. / A bit scary to look at but piowerful entry nontheless
SEAN PENN pictures - SAME ATTITUDE / Nice, but Penn's face is a bit too sharp and contrasted for the rest of the pic. / Ow shoot. I was going to do a James Dean chop using that pic. With another actor. GMTA I guess.
Expensive Advertising pictures - McDonalds has equipped every space station with their new Fly Throughs / Very nice. I especially like the way you used the Starbuck's logo and the Golden Arches. The only improvement I'd say would be to correct the contour of the "Volvo". It doesn'ty look like it's wrapping right. Actually, the 7-11 and CNN might have a little bit of this problem too. PS: Only trying to help. / I agree Raygregory. It's an excellent entry. But, there's also a bit of green starbuck's smear on the left & right sides of the lower ring...where the green meets the black of outer space. Like RG, I'm only trying to help. / yeh cool thanx guys i will check it out / Hey thanx raygregory and Janna, took your advice and fixed up the probs I think it looks a lot better I think it was just those logos wern't compatible, hope you all like it cheers Dean / Wonderfully Stunning. You did an excellent job with the repairs. / Coke, Pepsi, Pepsi, Coke. When will it end. / Nice entry. I didn't even notice the Starbucks until someone pointed it out...very cool. / good job..lots of work in this, well done. / no 1 noticed the heiniken on the top ring yet. / Congrats on your first trophy. / Great idea. now they can satisfy their mac attacks.grannysarey
Osama Suspension pictures - Until Bush decides the time is right to announce Osama's capture, Bin Laden will remain in a drug-induced coma in a secret room in the White House basement. (full size is bigger.) / Dr.Pepper is being shot up his nose every hour on the hour / Hot Dr.Pepper is being shot up his nose every hour on the hour. / I wouldn't be surprised if this was true. / CALL the red cross for god's sake.TAKE note saddam.
penguins pictures - / Dr.Pepper is being shot up his nose every hour on the hour / Hot Dr.Pepper is being shot up his nose every hour on the hour. / I wouldn't be surprised if this was true. / CALL the red cross for god's sake.TAKE note saddam.
Female Penitentiary pictures - Where else would you put him/her. / I think he would get beat worse there. / Halle: So what you in here for. Mike: Touchin a little boy. Halle: Wanna have fun. Mike: You got a boy with u. Halle: No... Mike: Then don't talk to me. / ROF
Open Casket pictures - Sadly, Vern's open casket funeral was sparsely attended. / Ooooooh, that smell.. (And it ain't the flowers, either.)
Death Penalty pictures - Texas governor spares man from execution Kenneth saved less than six hours from the execution
US Open Tennis pictures - Hope you like it. its edited now. please see it in fullview for clearer. / great integration, my only critic is that this would be so un-comfortable to play, but anyway this is so so well integrated, ball in hand ia a nice touch (it nned to be more big and have some shadows from the hand), well done / Great job. Who cares if she plays... grin. Well done. / Link. Very nice. With the sneakers and ball it took me a sec to realize she was the chop. / Oh yes, looks very real...that's the expression I would have if I had to watch a tennis match.. / excellent work...position...perspective...idea...good job / I love it. Truly a winner in this contest / Congrats allan, the edition on this made it more great
Florida suspends executions pictures - MIAMI Jeb Bush, the Governor of Florida, has called a temporary halt to all executions while a panel reviews how lethal injections are administered, after the lingering death of a prisoner on Wednesday. Ángel Nieves Díaz, 55, took 34 minutes to die and had to be administered two lethal doses when the needle missed his vein, piercing tissue instead. The executive order does not mandate the reviewing panel to propose other methods of capital punishment. It asks it only to examine whether lethal injections are administered properly. Nieves’s botched execution has rekindled the debate on whether the injections constitute cruel and unusual punishment December 16, 2006 / I've linked to a news story for you; however, in the future it is mandatory for you to link to a news story. I realize you have pasted the news story in your Author's Comments and included them in the image itself. It's also required to link to the story as well. Thanks. / Quality photoshopping, but yes, please also link to the news story. We can not do it for you every time.
Saddam Hussein Death Penalty pictures - He'll finally be able to take advantage of one of his more successful businesses. / thats what you get for hanging with the wrong crowd...dosen't that just burn your arse. / the child's face distract me from the rest of the image also it is kind cruel (child's face). Outside of this i like the Saddam's face / It would be an eloquent and powerful image even without the words. / A bit scary to look at but piowerful entry nontheless
SEAN PENN pictures - SAME ATTITUDE / Nice, but Penn's face is a bit too sharp and contrasted for the rest of the pic. / Ow shoot. I was going to do a James Dean chop using that pic. With another actor. GMTA I guess.
Expensive Advertising pictures - McDonalds has equipped every space station with their new Fly Throughs / Very nice. I especially like the way you used the Starbuck's logo and the Golden Arches. The only improvement I'd say would be to correct the contour of the "Volvo". It doesn'ty look like it's wrapping right. Actually, the 7-11 and CNN might have a little bit of this problem too. PS: Only trying to help. / I agree Raygregory. It's an excellent entry. But, there's also a bit of green starbuck's smear on the left & right sides of the lower ring...where the green meets the black of outer space. Like RG, I'm only trying to help. / yeh cool thanx guys i will check it out / Hey thanx raygregory and Janna, took your advice and fixed up the probs I think it looks a lot better I think it was just those logos wern't compatible, hope you all like it cheers Dean / Wonderfully Stunning. You did an excellent job with the repairs. / Coke, Pepsi, Pepsi, Coke. When will it end. / Nice entry. I didn't even notice the Starbucks until someone pointed it out...very cool. / good job..lots of work in this, well done. / no 1 noticed the heiniken on the top ring yet. / Congrats on your first trophy. / Great idea. now they can satisfy their mac attacks.grannysarey
Osama Suspension pictures - Until Bush decides the time is right to announce Osama's capture, Bin Laden will remain in a drug-induced coma in a secret room in the White House basement. (full size is bigger.) / Dr.Pepper is being shot up his nose every hour on the hour / Hot Dr.Pepper is being shot up his nose every hour on the hour. / I wouldn't be surprised if this was true. / CALL the red cross for god's sake.TAKE note saddam.
penguins pictures - / Dr.Pepper is being shot up his nose every hour on the hour / Hot Dr.Pepper is being shot up his nose every hour on the hour. / I wouldn't be surprised if this was true. / CALL the red cross for god's sake.TAKE note saddam.
Female Penitentiary pictures - Where else would you put him/her. / I think he would get beat worse there. / Halle: So what you in here for. Mike: Touchin a little boy. Halle: Wanna have fun. Mike: You got a boy with u. Halle: No... Mike: Then don't talk to me. / ROF
Open Casket pictures - Sadly, Vern's open casket funeral was sparsely attended. / Ooooooh, that smell.. (And it ain't the flowers, either.)
Death Penalty pictures - Texas governor spares man from execution Kenneth saved less than six hours from the execution