Honeymoon pictures - The Honeymoon / Night of the ..LIVING it up with the DEAD / We have to go to the bank now dear and make a Calcium Deposit / "Is that a bone in your pocket, or are you happy to see me."
One Up Eminem pictures - One Up on Ozzy Osbournes stage trick. / BWAAAAAAAhahahahahahaHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Phone pictures - / Could be painful if it rang at the wrong moment... / Is there a hands free option available. / weird reminds me of the old cartoon Inspector Gadget.
Catherine Zeta Jones pictures - Well, everything "held up" but the face. / Who is that hideous creature. She looks like the ululating pluchta who was celebrating the 9/11 attacks. / It's my Aunt Emma / Her face looks like Michael's did b4 his facelift.
Monet Water Lilies pictures - "Bud...Weis...Er" / The bottle needs to be brighter and sharper to go with the water lilies. / I think it's great 'product placement'. I would have put it behind the frogs like in the comercial but then it wouldn't fit.
Waffless Stone pictures - Whatevers down there has got to be worth a fortune. / Oopsy, I thunk I was won ov the gooder spellers. I gues knot. I'm two lazy too fics it sew it goin two stay lyke that.