Luxury Toilet pictures -
NASA is buying a Russian toilet for the International Space Station.
The luxury price tag is $19 million as the toilet filters urine into drinking
water.
Currently there's only one toilet on the space station which has a
crew of three. Since the team will be expanding to six members, NASA
bought this second expensive toilet, so that the astronauts don't have
to line up when the nearest toilet is 200 miles away. The new space toilet is so compact and so expensive, astronauts call it Johnny Cash.
Design any type of luxury toilet that could have a high price due to its design, materials, functions, of other features (famous, antique). Let's show NASA what they could buy for $19 million.
Oil Art pictures -
The price of oil may reach $100 as early as next year unless OPEC members
unexpectedly increase production.
Higher oil prices mean higher revenues for energy producers like
Exxon Mobil Corp., and higher costs and more bankruptcies among the
airlines. US and other oil importing countries may expect accelerated
inflation and devaluation of currencies.
Let us imagine that oil always ruled the world even in the medieval
days. Photoshop works of art (paintings, sketches, or statues) - to
include any elements connected to oil - refineries, gas stations, etc.
You are encouraged to show oil being worshipped, angels with gas
pumps, people praying for oil, etc. Feel free to change characters in paintings with politicians and celebrities.
Arctic Oil pictures -
Russia has claimed its rights to the Arctic and sent a submarine to the Noth Pole which will plant a capsule with Russian Flag into the Arctic seabed, claming the ownership of the area. Recent tests showed that Arctic seabed oil deposits total to 10-16 billion barrels of oil - as much as 25% of remaining "black gold" deposits on the planet.
At the moment no country posesses the necessary technology to extract oil from the Noth Pole seabed under 7 miles of water and ice, however it is only a matter of time before such technology is developed. With Arctic ice melting significantly in the last decades, the Polar area is becoming more open for exploration. Unites States, Canada and other countries are likely to dispute the Russian ownership of the Arctic and its fuel resources.
Photoshop anything related to extraction, refinery, and sales of the Arctic oil. Examples may include North Pole refineries on the ice, underwater gas stations, magazine covers about the event, changed names and logos of oil producers, and others.
Oil Drinks pictures -
The price of crude oil has hit a record high of $81 this Tuesday, on fears of the supply decrease by OPEC countries, and the US dollar devaluation. The expected cut in interest rates by US Federal Reserve is going to affect the crude oil price further and economists predict a price of $85 per barrel soon. The United States remains the biggest energy consumer in the world market. If this trend continues, a can of oil is going to be more expensive than a can of Coke.
Remake famous drinks (milk, soda drinks, wines, mineral water, juices, etc.) to be made from oil, and gasolin. Try to come up with appropriate names and packaging (cans, bottles) for them (Coca Oil, Dr. Oiler, Mountain Oil, etc.), and show new marketing posters, billboards etc.
Oil Can Morph pictures - You are asked to photoshop this oil can image in any way you like. This image was taken by hygglobert. We are asking you to use your creativity and create any new image using this oilcan. Part of the source image must be used in your entry. You will have 3 days to submit your entry. Submitting it early will give you plenty of time to read the critique comments and edit your image accordingly. Typical FreakingNews entry guidelines also apply. You can find them here.
Thanks to The Easter Bunny for sponsoring this contest and to hygglobert for supplying the theme photo.
Duct Tape Toilet Paper pictures - No Dingleberries with Duct Tape brand Toilet Paper / The toilet paper is facing the wrong way. It's supposed to go the other way. ... J/K. / Simple yet very effective. And it would probably work too. / it makes my eyes water just thinking about using this stuff / -->
Letoile Perdue pictures - Even William Bouguereau appreciates Pro Beach Volleyball... Original Letoile Perdue by William Bouguereau. / Great job, just one complaint. Why did you put bathing suits on them.
Oil American Flag pictures - The President tells us that America is "Addicted to Oil" and within days Sells Americans out to the Oil Companies. Rep. Ed Markley speaks / Dang, I wish I'd thought of this. GREAT idea and VERY impressive work. / Amoco, oh Amoco, God shed his grace on Sunoco. And crown Shell Oil with BP, from shining oil slick to shining oil slick. / Oh SHELL..this will get Americans BP up..
toilet paper pictures - When I'm feeling RICH - I use the top roll. / I thought I was the only one feelin' "Rich" / --> Well as you can see - the roll is still pretty full = Don't feel all that RICH lately. / Those really should be Iraqi Dinars. But I like it.
Toilet Transformer pictures - No more running to the toilet, this toilet runs to you. Now you know what the Transformers have been are doing after the movie was filmed. / Interesting... but I'd be afraid to sit on it. The TP's a nice touch. / Nice integration of the toilets, My only nitpick is the perspective on the toilet paper that is flying free, if it were going off into the trees it would be getting smaller not larger, and the two background scenes you used dont blend very well at the merge points. / Changed toilet paper and there's only one image used in the background scene, it's a golf course in Oahu. Also arms have been changed to beer kegs and bud cans. He's a golf course beer dispensing port-a-potty, cause after all you really only rent the beer.
Toilet Seat pictures - Man glued to toilet seat, sues store. They should put up a new disclaimer that reads, "We are Not Responsible for Lost or Stolen Items, or Things that Get Glued to Your Arse." / Interesting... but I'd be afraid to sit on it. The TP's a nice touch. / Nice integration of the toilets, My only nitpick is the perspective on the toilet paper that is flying free, if it were going off into the trees it would be getting smaller not larger, and the two background scenes you used dont blend very well at the merge points. / Changed toilet paper and there's only one image used in the background scene, it's a golf course in Oahu. Also arms have been changed to beer kegs and bud cans. He's a golf course beer dispensing port-a-potty, cause after all you really only rent the beer.
Double wide Toilet Paper pictures - McDonalds is retrofitting all of it's restrooms with EZ-Wider brand, double wide toilet paper, and steel I-beam reinforced toilets / O Nice work on the i-beam. / Rolling on the floor with laughter...This is outstanding..Love the I beams and the EZ Wider toilet paper. / But they don't make the bowl bigger. Those funny folks. / Yessss, I guess this is pretty much what the contest asked for. Good thinking and job. But because the original pic has quite some noise in it, I think it would help a lot if you add a bit of noise (just a liiiiiiittle bit) to the beam and toilet paper, to blend in better with the rest. And maybe a liiiiiiittle bit of shadows and highlights on the joints to the wall of the beam. They don't really look attached to the wall atm, imo. PS I don't know why you hit the "Please don't critique my entry", but I decided to ignore that. / Haiku-like: Such wide paper, so narrow seat. The agony of de feet. / I'm FAT, and this is a GREAT IDEA.... ..
New York Toilet pictures - The New York Municipal Authority thought they had a genius way to use older hydrants, "thought" being the operative word. / dont forget to flash it after use. good job. / Easy and convenient for All Manhattan homeless and pedestrians
Duct Tape Toilet Paper pictures - No Dingleberries with Duct Tape brand Toilet Paper / The toilet paper is facing the wrong way. It's supposed to go the other way. ... J/K. / Simple yet very effective. And it would probably work too. / it makes my eyes water just thinking about using this stuff / --> 
Letoile Perdue pictures - Even William Bouguereau appreciates Pro Beach Volleyball... Original Letoile Perdue by William Bouguereau. / Great job, just one complaint. Why did you put bathing suits on them. 
Oil American Flag pictures - The President tells us that America is "Addicted to Oil" and within days Sells Americans out to the Oil Companies. Rep. Ed Markley speaks / Dang, I wish I'd thought of this. GREAT idea and VERY impressive work. / Amoco, oh Amoco, God shed his grace on Sunoco. And crown Shell Oil with BP, from shining oil slick to shining oil slick. / Oh SHELL..this will get Americans BP up..
toilet paper pictures - When I'm feeling RICH - I use the top roll. / I thought I was the only one feelin' "Rich" / --> Well as you can see - the roll is still pretty full = Don't feel all that RICH lately. / Those really should be Iraqi Dinars. But I like it.
Toilet Transformer pictures - No more running to the toilet, this toilet runs to you. Now you know what the Transformers have been are doing after the movie was filmed. / Interesting... but I'd be afraid to sit on it. The TP's a nice touch. / Nice integration of the toilets, My only nitpick is the perspective on the toilet paper that is flying free, if it were going off into the trees it would be getting smaller not larger, and the two background scenes you used dont blend very well at the merge points. / Changed toilet paper and there's only one image used in the background scene, it's a golf course in Oahu. Also arms have been changed to beer kegs and bud cans. He's a golf course beer dispensing port-a-potty, cause after all you really only rent the beer. 
Toilet Seat pictures - Man glued to toilet seat, sues store. They should put up a new disclaimer that reads, "We are Not Responsible for Lost or Stolen Items, or Things that Get Glued to Your Arse." / Interesting... but I'd be afraid to sit on it. The TP's a nice touch. / Nice integration of the toilets, My only nitpick is the perspective on the toilet paper that is flying free, if it were going off into the trees it would be getting smaller not larger, and the two background scenes you used dont blend very well at the merge points. / Changed toilet paper and there's only one image used in the background scene, it's a golf course in Oahu. Also arms have been changed to beer kegs and bud cans. He's a golf course beer dispensing port-a-potty, cause after all you really only rent the beer. 
Toilet Cam pictures - This is why I never use public restrooms.
Double wide Toilet Paper pictures - McDonalds is retrofitting all of it's restrooms with EZ-Wider brand, double wide toilet paper, and steel I-beam reinforced toilets / O Nice work on the i-beam. / Rolling on the floor with laughter...This is outstanding..Love the I beams and the EZ Wider toilet paper. / But they don't make the bowl bigger. Those funny folks. / Yessss, I guess this is pretty much what the contest asked for. Good thinking and job. But because the original pic has quite some noise in it, I think it would help a lot if you add a bit of noise (just a liiiiiiittle bit) to the beam and toilet paper, to blend in better with the rest. And maybe a liiiiiiittle bit of shadows and highlights on the joints to the wall of the beam. They don't really look attached to the wall atm, imo. PS I don't know why you hit the "Please don't critique my entry", but I decided to ignore that. / Haiku-like: Such wide paper, so narrow seat. The agony of de feet. / I'm FAT, and this is a GREAT IDEA.... ..
New York Toilet pictures - The New York Municipal Authority thought they had a genius way to use older hydrants, "thought" being the operative word. / dont forget to flash it after use. good job. / Easy and convenient for All Manhattan homeless and pedestrians 
Toilet Snake pictures - Based on a true story...that would be a scare.