Goats in the Army pictures -
Apparently the British have goats in the army with pretty high titles.
[ A disgraced British army goat has been reinstated to his rank of
lance-corporal after shining on parade.
Billy Windsor, mascot of the 1st Battalion The Royal Welsh, was
demoted to fusilier - equivalent of private - after ruining a parade
for the Queen's birthday at a military base in Cyprus, when he ran
amok. The goat dodged his handler and darted from side to side,
throwing soldiers off their stride.'
In his first public appearance since his demotion, Billy, seven,
reportedly performed exceptionally well and was reinstated by his
commanding officer, reports the Scotsman. ] I've heard of
animals in
the army, but this is the first time I hear of goats with decent army
ranks serving Her Majesty Queen Elisabeth by ruining her birthday and
butting fellow soldiers. When asked whether he regretted the
incident, Billy the goat responded: "Na-a-a-a-a-a-a." You know,
there's lots of unfairness here. I love to butt people, but I get my
face punched every time I do it. Goats do it and they get away with it,
because they are goats. It's almost as unfair as being punched in the
face for humping girl's legs, when every dog can do it and get away
with it. The good news is that I'm growing a goatee and turning into
an old goat, then moving to Britain, where I intend to join the army,
butting everyone. That way if someone asks me why I'm butting them I
can always say: "Whadddaaya wa-a-a-a-nt? I'm a goat-damn
goa-a-a-a-t."
In this contest you are asked to photoshop goats in the army.
P.S. On a second thought, there's lots of old goats in the U.S. Army too, so I might as well stay.
Emma Floats pictures - Orbiting Antigravity Playstation. / Dad, you're gonna have to start paying me for these modeling gigs. / Promised her a big bag of candy if she wins... / hygglo... I think you probably owe both kids a candy store each by now. They are just so adorable. / They didn't make toys like this when I was a kid / You definatly have a handle on point of view and perspective building a beautiful end result. / Very nice. Great idea and brilliantly executed. She is a sweetheart to boot. / Emma to Hyg: Dad, now that you stopped your silly chopping again, can I get down now. / I really like this chop but, i have to disagree with midian as far as perspective goes, it would not be possible to see the door behind the girl or the girl herself in the mirror where she is standing. None the less, outstanding chop.
Battle of Goats pictures - The military decided it was cheaper to use goats in their battles instead of humans. / this is just an awsome scene, also well done
Goats pictures - Midnight at the Oasis . The Légionnaires have put their camels to bed. / hehehe Ahh, Goats, foreign legion, camel jokes... what's not to love
Emma Floats pictures - Orbiting Antigravity Playstation. / Dad, you're gonna have to start paying me for these modeling gigs. / Promised her a big bag of candy if she wins... / hygglo... I think you probably owe both kids a candy store each by now. They are just so adorable. / They didn't make toys like this when I was a kid / You definatly have a handle on point of view and perspective building a beautiful end result. / Very nice. Great idea and brilliantly executed. She is a sweetheart to boot. / Emma to Hyg: Dad, now that you stopped your silly chopping again, can I get down now. / I really like this chop but, i have to disagree with midian as far as perspective goes, it would not be possible to see the door behind the girl or the girl herself in the mirror where she is standing. None the less, outstanding chop. 
the rolls royce of sailboats pictures - 
Nostradamus Quaker Oats pictures - Full view if you can. / I see Nostradamus is getting into diary product business Quality work
Goatsheep pictures - Hope you like it. please see fullview for clearer. / I see Nostradamus is getting into diary product business Quality work
Hall and Oats pictures - Another of my favs... / good idea but its need more work on shadow and light source.
Dolphin Racing Boats pictures - / Dolphin FN power. Full view recommended for these babies.
St. Patrick`s Day Goats pictures - 
Cars and boats fashion pictures - Cabrio shoes, BMW grill glasses, sails bikini and very uncomfortable shorts.
Battle of Goats pictures - The military decided it was cheaper to use goats in their battles instead of humans. / this is just an awsome scene, also well done
Goats pictures - Midnight at the Oasis . The Légionnaires have put their camels to bed. / hehehe Ahh, Goats, foreign legion, camel jokes... what's not to love