Missiles pictures -
This week Russia has successfully tested a new intercontinental ballistic missile that supposedly can penetrate any defence system. Despite Washington's concerns about this new generation weapon, Russian defence minister said the missile is to be used mainly for border defence at 30 to 200 mile range.
In this contest you are asked to photoshop any type of missiles the way you wish. Some examples may include missiles as toys, new consumer products made from missiles (mini version is fine), use them in advertisements, or place ads on them, apply creative paint jobs, or integrate missiles into works of art. These are just some rough ideas.
Miss USA pictures -
[ Miss USA Tara Conner, who almost lost her title due to visiting bars while underage and other inappropriate public behavior, will be allowed to keep her title, Donald Trump announced at the news conference. Trump, who owns the Miss Universe Organization with NBC, said "I've always been a believer in second chances." ]
Donald Trump always gives people a second chance - if they don't do their job within a second, they are fired.
In this contest you are asked to photoshop anything related to the recent Miss Universe scandal and Trump allowing her to keep the title.
Mission Impossible III pictures - Create other "Mission Impossible III" marketing blowups and hoaxes,
make product adverts/endorsements based on the movie, or put new
actors/crew into "Mission Impossible III". Here's a good Mission
Impossible III gallery.
Missing Railways, Roads, & Bridges pictures - Create images of man-made transport infrastructure (railways, roads, bridges, etc.) that are partially dismantled/missing from being stolen by thieves.
Miss Universe pictures - Add satire to Miss Universe contest - photoshop the beauties that were least likely to win the pageant. Using politicians and celebrities is OK, but is not a requirement.
Missy pictures - Personally, I think we all deserve an award. All of the admins and jurors work tirelessly to keep the site running smoothly. I am just happy to be a small part of it. Being a juror has allowed me to get to know more of you all, than I probably would have otherwise. That reason and many more have made this past year at FreakingNews a wonderful experience. It's been a pleasure and a privledge. Missy / Missy FN wouldn´t be the same without ya / My Sis you know how I feel...this place runs a little smoother with your touch x / So much modesty...so much kindness...she is my personal FN therapist. Thanks for everything you do around here...it is much appreciated. Great to have you around and as a friend. / Missy is our shining star. An essential part of FN and we are all lucky for having her here. Thanks, Missy, for everything you've done for me and the rest of us Freakers.
TUBA Missile pictures - The T.U.B.A. (Tactical Universal Ballistic Artillery) missile system has been recently deployed.
Turtle Missile pictures - After 45 trillion dollars in development, introducing the latest super-secret weapon of the military. / Upper rocket unnecessary and hampers size and definition of the lower. Congratulations, the best entry in my opinion. / We should recruit these turtles into professional army. Job well done here. / Congrats on the double hardware, Reg. Love'em both.
Misstressding pictures - I have to give props to my main man Crimmy...this is my most fav chop to date that anyone has done for me....thanks Crimmy And to all of you guys that have chatted and chopped with me in the forums and anywhere else I love all you guys....you make me actully like waking up in the morning. Don't go changin, I love you the way you are / My all time fav poster & an evil Temptress to boot ....Keep it coming MD you are an integral part of the site, wouldn't be the same w/o ya / Ahhhh, the mistress. Nothing like the mistress. Deliciously evil and always giving me a smile. Don't ever change. / & I'm pleased u aimed. Mwehehehehe You make my days 69.42% more interesting. Thanks, luv ya... / Ahh my MD love your comments and your presence in the forums. / MD, you've been a wonderful addition to the site. We can always count on you to crack the whip in the forums. / Wonderful member. Always interesting things to say. / OOOOOOOO and what a neat OUTFIT. Where can I get one. Can I wear that to church next Sunday..... KEWLLL. / hahahahahaa...was a special order dig. and you can wear this baby anywhere
Missing Yahoo pictures - Google remembers the good times / The more I look at it... the more I like it. Good job. / not bad i didn't know websites got drunk.
Missing Link pictures - Polyestricus Americanus: The missing link in man's evolution dates to c.1970 as identified by the distinctive plumage and exquisitely bad suit. / good scientific name...though i see some liquify effect on his forehead still nice idea. / Great entry, but the face looks a bit plastic
Don't wait for me Miss Piggy. pictures - / They would have been legal in Arkansas. / Road could do with being darker to add realism / Thanks everyone. Azure, rats, I knew there was something wrong and I just couldn't figure it out. / I darkened the road but I made the road in several different pieces so... doing it quickly... well....
Missile pictures - The NO SEE'EM MISSLE, they never saw it coming.
Miss USA pictures - Donald stripped her of her crown once. She threatened to tell the world what she knew about him. Donald reconsidered.
Missy pictures - Personally, I think we all deserve an award. All of the admins and jurors work tirelessly to keep the site running smoothly. I am just happy to be a small part of it. Being a juror has allowed me to get to know more of you all, than I probably would have otherwise. That reason and many more have made this past year at FreakingNews a wonderful experience. It's been a pleasure and a privledge. Missy / Missy FN wouldn´t be the same without ya / My Sis you know how I feel...this place runs a little smoother with your touch x / So much modesty...so much kindness...she is my personal FN therapist. Thanks for everything you do around here...it is much appreciated. Great to have you around and as a friend. / Missy is our shining star. An essential part of FN and we are all lucky for having her here. Thanks, Missy, for everything you've done for me and the rest of us Freakers. 
TUBA Missile pictures - The T.U.B.A. (Tactical Universal Ballistic Artillery) missile system has been recently deployed.
Turtle Missile pictures - After 45 trillion dollars in development, introducing the latest super-secret weapon of the military. / Upper rocket unnecessary and hampers size and definition of the lower. Congratulations, the best entry in my opinion. / We should recruit these turtles into professional army. Job well done here. / Congrats on the double hardware, Reg. Love'em both. 
Misstressding pictures - I have to give props to my main man Crimmy...this is my most fav chop to date that anyone has done for me....thanks Crimmy And to all of you guys that have chatted and chopped with me in the forums and anywhere else I love all you guys....you make me actully like waking up in the morning. Don't go changin, I love you the way you are / My all time fav poster & an evil Temptress to boot ....Keep it coming MD you are an integral part of the site, wouldn't be the same w/o ya / Ahhhh, the mistress. Nothing like the mistress. Deliciously evil and always giving me a smile. Don't ever change. / & I'm pleased u aimed. Mwehehehehe You make my days 69.42% more interesting. Thanks, luv ya... / Ahh my MD love your comments and your presence in the forums. / MD, you've been a wonderful addition to the site. We can always count on you to crack the whip in the forums. / Wonderful member. Always interesting things to say. / OOOOOOOO and what a neat OUTFIT. Where can I get one. Can I wear that to church next Sunday..... KEWLLL. / hahahahahaa...was a special order dig. and you can wear this baby anywhere 
Tuba Missile pictures - / the sound of missiles was always a music to his ears
Missing Yahoo pictures - Google remembers the good times / The more I look at it... the more I like it. Good job. / not bad i didn't know websites got drunk.
Missing Link pictures - Polyestricus Americanus: The missing link in man's evolution dates to c.1970 as identified by the distinctive plumage and exquisitely bad suit. / good scientific name...though i see some liquify effect on his forehead still nice idea. / Great entry, but the face looks a bit plastic
Don't wait for me Miss Piggy. pictures - / They would have been legal in Arkansas. / Road could do with being darker to add realism / Thanks everyone. Azure, rats, I knew there was something wrong and I just couldn't figure it out. / I darkened the road but I made the road in several different pieces so... doing it quickly... well....
Missile pictures - The NO SEE'EM MISSLE, they never saw it coming.
Miss USA pictures - Donald stripped her of her crown once. She threatened to tell the world what she knew about him. Donald reconsidered.