Pamela Anderson pregnant? pictures - If you saw Pamela Anderson's pictures from last week, you've gotta be wondering if she's pregnant or just has a beer belly. Well, I'm wondering too, because with all the beer she's drank on her three weddings with Kid Rock, even if she doesn't give birth to a baby in nine months, she'll give birth to a beer keg. And it'd better be a beer keg only, folks, because if she does have a baby in there too, the baby may go straight to Alcoholics Anonymous meeting right after his birth, and his first words will be: "I am Pamela Anderson's new baby and I am an alcoholic..."
And what's the deal with her four three weddings and a funeral anyway? Obviously just one does not count as everybody was drunk and does not remember what happened anyway, so you gotta repeat the whole thing again and again until both Pam and Mr. Rock have at least some vague memories of the event. And when Pam realizes she's pregnant, she can't help but wonder whether the baby is from Kid Rock, because Pam is very fertile and can get pregnant merely by standing downwind from drunken weirdos who still consider her a beauty queen in well preserved condition. And well preserved she is, because with the amount of silicon injected into her, she'll soon receive a scientific award for being the first living mummified person on earth. Anyhow, let's get down to business and photoshop Pamela Andersen pregnant, because that was the original intent of posting this contest.
Pamela Anderson marries Kid Rock pictures - They were engaged, then split up; four years later they reunite and announce their wedding. Photoshop "Pamela Anderson - Kid Rock wedding" showing all shocking details media missed.
Smell pictures - Photoshop smell by packaging or canning any unique smell or substances that might be unusual or from a time long ago.
Homeland Security pictures - Okay choppers, we've had one contest where we filled the Commerce Secretary position, now it's time for us to help the Bush Administration select the next Homeland Security Secretary. Post your ideas along with any changes you think your selection might make to the terror alert system or any other ways to keep America safe!
Camel pictures - Photoshop this Camel (CLICK HERE to download) any way you wish. Examples may include merging this camel with some objects or animals; placing the camel into some environment, movies, paintings. These are just some ideas.
You have 3 days to submit your entry. Submitting it early will give you plenty of time to read the critique comments and edit your image accordingly.
Many thanks to Morguefile for providing the source image.
Pamela Anderson pictures - The first two worked out so well she decided on another. / Love the tattoo.. / She's Once, twice, three times the lady... / i want 2 ask how many sandbox she had .........................
Banana Melon pictures - A-peeling Melon. No more mess. Just peel & eat. Banana Source Watermelon Skin Source Watermelon Cut Source / very well done. When I first started scrolling down, all I saw was the tinting of the banana flesh, but after seeing the whole image, including the watermellon rind not to mention the incredible job on the watermellon flesh at the top of the peeled banana really makes this image stand out / Very well done. Looks tasty... I'll order a bunch. / I dunno if I'd eat it, but this banana melon looks very real. Quality work here
Pamela Anderson pictures - "I don't care what People Magazine says, I still think you're sexy, Honey. Now go get me another Coor's Lite." / you can see thru her face that she is verey happy with the baby / . lighting is rather different on the two figures - maybe put some shadow between them. / It looks like Pamela Anderson was impregnated by the wooly mammoth. Turns out she's a "relative" scientists talked about / What the heck is she carrying. Triplets. ... Very funny. / this is my fav since i saw it yesrerday, great work / Great idea. The Hill-billy couple of the year look terrific. Perhaps may need a little more shadows but its good / nice picture but only one i notice, they have diffrent source of light and why the hat is too dark.
Camel pictures - The Hump-4000 designed for extremely dry conditions, here we see its prototype in action / I'd walk a mile for a camel, but for this one I would do what ever he wanted.
Extremely Wrong pictures - Forgive me father for I have sinned with this entry. / So wrong it's right. From one infidel to another thank you , thank you, thank you. / Well, it suits the contest directions to a tee.
Pamela Anderson pregnant pictures - Ahh,..Honey i think our Baby meet a new friend. Full View Please. source here / Fantastic pregnant Pamela Anderson entry. Thanks for posting the source pictures. The blending is perfect. In fact it's hard to tell this chop from the real photo - job well done. / This is a terrific entry. Pregnant Pamela & the guy hugging her stomach blend so well together. / thanks for the source, now i understand how mush work u did. Great executon and blend. / Is it me or does that guy look like john stamos. / what is the meaning of that. Nice image source. A little bit redish but still it fits well.
Pamela Anderson pictures - The first two worked out so well she decided on another. / Love the tattoo.. / She's Once, twice, three times the lady... / i want 2 ask how many sandbox she had .........................
Banana Melon pictures - A-peeling Melon. No more mess. Just peel & eat. Banana Source Watermelon Skin Source Watermelon Cut Source / very well done. When I first started scrolling down, all I saw was the tinting of the banana flesh, but after seeing the whole image, including the watermellon rind not to mention the incredible job on the watermellon flesh at the top of the peeled banana really makes this image stand out / Very well done. Looks tasty... I'll order a bunch. / I dunno if I'd eat it, but this banana melon looks very real. Quality work here
Meltdown of the Year pictures - "Ice Age: The Meltdown" (2006) & "Man of the Year" (2006) sources
Breastfeeding Melissa Theuriau pictures - 
Pamela Anderson Wedding Album pictures - / What a lovely Wedding album of Pam & Kid's wedding. / Kid's just hoping mel doesnt find out he's a Jew.
Pamela Anderson pictures - "I don't care what People Magazine says, I still think you're sexy, Honey. Now go get me another Coor's Lite." / you can see thru her face that she is verey happy with the baby / . lighting is rather different on the two figures - maybe put some shadow between them. / It looks like Pamela Anderson was impregnated by the wooly mammoth. Turns out she's a "relative" scientists talked about / What the heck is she carrying. Triplets. ... Very funny. / this is my fav since i saw it yesrerday, great work / Great idea. The Hill-billy couple of the year look terrific. Perhaps may need a little more shadows but its good / nice picture but only one i notice, they have diffrent source of light and why the hat is too dark.
Camel pictures - The Hump-4000 designed for extremely dry conditions, here we see its prototype in action / I'd walk a mile for a camel, but for this one I would do what ever he wanted.
Extremely Wrong pictures - Forgive me father for I have sinned with this entry. / So wrong it's right. From one infidel to another thank you , thank you, thank you. / Well, it suits the contest directions to a tee. 
Pamela Anderson pictures - American Society of Plastic Surgeons Collectors Coin
Pamela Anderson pregnant pictures - Ahh,..Honey i think our Baby meet a new friend. Full View Please. source here / Fantastic pregnant Pamela Anderson entry. Thanks for posting the source pictures. The blending is perfect. In fact it's hard to tell this chop from the real photo - job well done. / This is a terrific entry. Pregnant Pamela & the guy hugging her stomach blend so well together. / thanks for the source, now i understand how mush work u did. Great executon and blend. / Is it me or does that guy look like john stamos. / what is the meaning of that. Nice image source. A little bit redish but still it fits well.