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Resurrecting Woolly Mammoth pictures - "Scientists are talking about resurrecting woolly mammoth again, but this time they are serious. The government-backed 'Mammoth Project' seeks to use frozen mammoth sperm from well-preserved frozen mammoth remains to artificially inseminate living relatives and bring the mammoth back to life." I am sure scientists and government must have been really bored and have nothing better to do if they decide to spend another chunk of taxpayers' money on such a project. Once they reproduce the first mammoths, the next natural step would be to open mammoth sperm banks, and ask mammoth sperm donors to fill out these long forms before they 'donate' their sperm by buckets to keep the reproduction going. Just for the sake of science, you know, because mammoths are cool. Mammoths are cool indeed, but where are the cures long-promised to us by scientists and government - cures for AIDS and cancer? Wouldn't it be much 'cooler' to spend more money and efforts on finding cures for AIDS and cancer rather than on some frozen sperm hunt and then insemination of some poor living creatures? In this contest you are asked to save taxpayers' money by bringing mammoths back to life with the power of Photoshop. Show what life would be like if mammoths ruled the earth these days - use them in modern movies, advertisements, magazine covers, or any photo scenes. P.S. Rumor has it that Republicans are behind the whole thing as they need a mammoth to replace an elephant who decided to retire from being the GOP symbol. Democrats replied that they will bring back the prehistoric ass (not Jimmy Carter though).
Mammoth pictures - For those REALLY mammoth jobs. (Batteries not included.) View Full before voting please. It's much clearer. Source Pic / Excellent job on this wooly mammoth. Wonder how long it's going to take to shave him. / Congratulations JannaR, we are sharing the stage again / Mammoth sperm donors are so hairy. That proves they are 'real men'
Surfer Mammoth pictures - Why people are in shock with the mammoth' experiment news if there are some of it around there, i saw thisone last wekkenk having a good time. ****Please do not view full before vote (just kidding, so please view full) / Looks a little like a bear with a mammoth head. Still funny tho. / excellent entry, the mammoth looks great, how did you get him to seat / It is indeed a bear's body - that's really thinking "outside the box". Funny. / Thanks everyone, i downloaded the sources but i couldn't started to work, so u sed my lunchtime to made it, so this really was a last time submition . Thanks to everyone who vote specially those who let me a comment. Thanks God. / This is a bloody beauty mammoth, as as Mashby rightly said a smart one too. So, bingo, great entry buddy, and congrats.
Mammoth Road Crossing pictures - - Caution. --> Cloning hairy-scary extinct animals may be dangerous to humans. - Full View for a closer look - / It's awesome, but the mammoth sign figure should face the same direction as crossing mammoth / You might want to try cropping out a portion of the right side of the image. / hmm..hope my vehicle insurance is paid up. / omg,blow the horns hit the brakes ,close ur eyes
Mammoth Reserve pictures - Please view full. Elephant reference source here. Background from sxc.hu
Wooly Mammoth pictures -
Mammoths from the Ice pictures - A billboard I'd like to see. / Creative advert. Mammoth fits right for this job. / good picture good statement ,umm yes lets question
Pet Mammoth pictures - Scientist have finally succeded in their experiments....just a little bit smaller then they expected.. / looks like he is walking in the air, but its a very nice image / paris hilton already has one. its old news. / great entry mundo, u are similar than me when i found a great source / eeew reality of one for a pet mammoth poo
Mammoth pictures - The Nuge bags a Wooly Mammoth and jams to celebrate. (Please view full.) / dont remove the arow or his head will fall of / without the guitarist this would be better, "great idea on the wall" / Mammoth guitarist extraordinaire Ted Nugent... / Hah. the guitarist is key to this image.
Mammoth McDonald`s pictures - Welcome to McMammut´s We serve only 100% cloned Mammoth beef. Please try our New and improved DoDo McNuggets / . Nice idea, I'll watch out for the "Golden Tusks". / . Nice idea, I'll watch out for the "Golden Tusks". --> Actually, there is an M there. the "cMammut's" should have the brightness lowered on it a bit. But, this is still a very funny entry & very nicely done.
Mammoth pictures - Described by many as a mammoth freeze, New England wildlife is learning to cope with the weather. / Nicely done. A little contrast of snow colour under the Mammuth would help alot.

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