Funny Dell Laptops pictures - If you happen to hear a series of explosions in offices or see houses and internet cafes burned to the ground, don't worry,- it's just exploding batteries in Dell laptops. This week Dell announced a recall of over 4 million laptops - biggest computer-related recall ever - due to lithium-ion batteries that cause their Dell machines to overheat, catch fire, or even explode. I guess it just shows that Dell laptop customers will finally get a good BANG! for their money.
To make a long story short Dell now gives customers two options - either recall your laptop, or pull the fuse and run for your lives. Dell may well have forgotten the golden rule of laptop business that putting grenades in place of laptop batteries is a No-No. In this contest you are asked to save all us poor Dell customers from yet another disaster and warn us in advance how Dell laptops are REALLY unsafe - what's wrong with their batteries, monitors, keyboards, DVD/CD writers or any additional Dell laptop's devices. Feel free to change Dell logo on laptops to reflect their 'safety policies'. You can also show Dell laptops on fire / smoke during presentations, conferences, etc. Remember to keep your entries to Dell laptops only - desktops or other laptop manufacturers are not allowed.
P.S. I tried contacting Dell customer service to see if they liked our contest, and they told me I will "BURN IN DELL" for that...
Funny Cheap Laptops? pictures - Let's help the MIT and Google design a cheap $100 laptop, and see if it'll meet Gates' expectations.
Funny Million Dollar Laptop pictures -
UK based company Luvaglio has created the first million dollar laptop. There's already a high demand for it among rich men. For the first time in history, when they divorce, they keep a house and give away a laptop.
In this contest you are asked to create your version of million dollar laptop. Design it with luxury materials, add jewelry to it, etc.
Funny Laptops pictures - Design a new laptop, add 'bells and whistles', incorporate objects into laptops, create laptops that might be geared to specific industry or market segment.
Paper Laptop funny pictures - Use it and toss it. / I heard they're charging PA-PER-View in these laptops. / Did I say that I love it. Well, I bloody do. / Hey it won't shut off it keeps re-cycling / BAwahahahaaaaaaa. / The Unknown Laptop (owned by Murray Langston). / Man congratulations.... I had a sneaking suspicion when I looked at this it was a Mashby, Glad to see I was right.. (just needs a touch of duct tape & a few thumb tacks and it would be a true Mashby creation ) / CONGRATS MASH..I See you found your Prize... / Boo yah. Thanks for all the kind comments and especially the sassy prize.
Etch-A-Sketch laptop funny pictures - (updated thanks to comments) The all new EAS laptop comes with built-in phone jack and keyboard keys for downloading everything that other laptops download, that is, spyware, viruses, and updates. Call the 1-800 number for tech support. Actual tech support converation* -"Ok, I think the problem is that you pushed the download "virus" button. You are going to have to restart your laptop. First, press ctrl-alt-del, then hold the laptop over your head, screen facing down, and shake it vigorously, this will clear the memory. Are you familiar with the turn-and-sketch interface." -"Yes" -"Ok, so go ahead and draw the start-up screen. This could take a while, depending on what kind of upgrades you may have purchased..." *note: not actual tech support conversation / Shake shake shake.. Shake shake shake... Shake to ReBOOTY... shake to ReBOOTY... / Outstanding entry. and the tech support converstion is bloody hilarios. Thanks for the laughs. / But the questions remains..... Where is the "any" key..... / / It looks great...I love the Windows humor. Excellent entry. One minor critique: the text at the top of the ummm...screen looks like it is not skewed quite right.
Laptop funny pictures - Seems he just played games all day long. / Shake shake shake.. Shake shake shake... Shake to ReBOOTY... shake to ReBOOTY... / Outstanding entry. and the tech support converstion is bloody hilarios. Thanks for the laughs. / But the questions remains..... Where is the "any" key..... / / It looks great...I love the Windows humor. Excellent entry. One minor critique: the text at the top of the ummm...screen looks like it is not skewed quite right.
Nokia Phone Laptop funny pictures - What do u want with a phone with a laptop features.... It consists usb ports and mouse pad and all the features which you have to find the normal computer and u can talk without distrubing ur work ...... I hope u like it full view please its clarity and quality is decreases while reducing the image for the contest direction... / To avoid so much quality loss because of the compression, maybe it's better to resize it to 1000 pixels wide. / It's always best to resize to 500 pixels wide to avoid quality loss then there will be no resizing at all. Of course then full view becomes the same as normal view. So it's a gamble. / Full veiw is a must. It improves its quality a great deal.
Dell laptop funny pictures - Introducing the new Inspiron 440V(volts) Gasoline not included. / Dell delivers yet another solution to keep up with ever-demanding society / theres difficulty seeing the connection of the tubes to the laptop / Too bad it's not a genator, It's a hyd power unit. Lots of UMPH for the Dell and no elect.
Lincoln Monument Laptop funny pictures - It's a good thing he saved often. The Emancipaton Proclamation was almost lost due to a power surge. / a different shot or position of shot will add more outstanding to this composition.like showing atleast half face of lincoln while doing something in his loptop, even if it is in worm eyeview. / Should have used an Apple...see this one below: http://www.freakingnews.com/view.asp.image=11757
Apple Laptop funny pictures - Apple Laptop affordable, but useless. / she better watch out for that Splinter factor.. / i dont understand the reason for the girl, but i like it / Hey handsome, how about a lap dance for your laptop.
Laptop funny pictures - Now with holographic display. / Very creative, looks like a preview of laptops in the distant future. / I agree with PartyOfOne - very smooth work and sci-fi feel
Microwave laptop funny pictures - Microwavlaptop, all we need now is the brewskies / Gosh...You must have been hungry when you thought of this All food lover's in this world have hope. Hot food at your fingertips...how does that copy sound. / For those who don't have enough puter time - cut out the food preparation.. , very well done. / Man, I need to stock up on D batteries.
Paper Laptop funny pictures - Use it and toss it. / I heard they're charging PA-PER-View in these laptops. / Did I say that I love it. Well, I bloody do. / Hey it won't shut off it keeps re-cycling / BAwahahahaaaaaaa. / The Unknown Laptop (owned by Murray Langston). / Man congratulations.... I had a sneaking suspicion when I looked at this it was a Mashby, Glad to see I was right.. (just needs a touch of duct tape & a few thumb tacks and it would be a true Mashby creation ) / CONGRATS MASH..I See you found your Prize... / Boo yah. Thanks for all the kind comments and especially the sassy prize. 
Etch-A-Sketch laptop funny pictures - (updated thanks to comments) The all new EAS laptop comes with built-in phone jack and keyboard keys for downloading everything that other laptops download, that is, spyware, viruses, and updates. Call the 1-800 number for tech support. Actual tech support converation* -"Ok, I think the problem is that you pushed the download "virus" button. You are going to have to restart your laptop. First, press ctrl-alt-del, then hold the laptop over your head, screen facing down, and shake it vigorously, this will clear the memory. Are you familiar with the turn-and-sketch interface." -"Yes" -"Ok, so go ahead and draw the start-up screen. This could take a while, depending on what kind of upgrades you may have purchased..." *note: not actual tech support conversation / Shake shake shake.. Shake shake shake... Shake to ReBOOTY... shake to ReBOOTY... / Outstanding entry. and the tech support converstion is bloody hilarios. Thanks for the laughs. / But the questions remains..... Where is the "any" key..... / / It looks great...I love the Windows humor. Excellent entry. One minor critique: the text at the top of the ummm...screen looks like it is not skewed quite right.
Laptop funny pictures - Seems he just played games all day long. / Shake shake shake.. Shake shake shake... Shake to ReBOOTY... shake to ReBOOTY... / Outstanding entry. and the tech support converstion is bloody hilarios. Thanks for the laughs. / But the questions remains..... Where is the "any" key..... / / It looks great...I love the Windows humor. Excellent entry. One minor critique: the text at the top of the ummm...screen looks like it is not skewed quite right.
Porn Laptops funny pictures - / Great Idea and very funny, text lets it down though.
Nokia Phone Laptop funny pictures - What do u want with a phone with a laptop features.... It consists usb ports and mouse pad and all the features which you have to find the normal computer and u can talk without distrubing ur work ...... I hope u like it full view please its clarity and quality is decreases while reducing the image for the contest direction... / To avoid so much quality loss because of the compression, maybe it's better to resize it to 1000 pixels wide. / It's always best to resize to 500 pixels wide to avoid quality loss then there will be no resizing at all. Of course then full view becomes the same as normal view. So it's a gamble. / Full veiw is a must. It improves its quality a great deal.
Dell laptop funny pictures - Introducing the new Inspiron 440V(volts) Gasoline not included. / Dell delivers yet another solution to keep up with ever-demanding society / theres difficulty seeing the connection of the tubes to the laptop / Too bad it's not a genator, It's a hyd power unit. Lots of UMPH for the Dell and no elect.
Lincoln Monument Laptop funny pictures - It's a good thing he saved often. The Emancipaton Proclamation was almost lost due to a power surge. / a different shot or position of shot will add more outstanding to this composition.like showing atleast half face of lincoln while doing something in his loptop, even if it is in worm eyeview. / Should have used an Apple...see this one below: http://www.freakingnews.com/view.asp.image=11757 
Apple Laptop funny pictures - Apple Laptop affordable, but useless. / she better watch out for that Splinter factor.. / i dont understand the reason for the girl, but i like it / Hey handsome, how about a lap dance for your laptop. 
Laptop funny pictures - Now with holographic display. / Very creative, looks like a preview of laptops in the distant future. / I agree with PartyOfOne - very smooth work and sci-fi feel
Microwave laptop funny pictures - Microwavlaptop, all we need now is the brewskies / Gosh...You must have been hungry when you thought of this All food lover's in this world have hope. Hot food at your fingertips...how does that copy sound. / For those who don't have enough puter time - cut out the food preparation.. , very well done. / Man, I need to stock up on D batteries.