Bad Santa Claus Labels pictures -
[ The state of Maine has banned a beer because its label depicts Santa
Claus enjoying a pint of brew. The state said that the label for
"Santa's Butt Winter Porter" is "undignified and improper" and may
attract children. ]
I understand Maine is concerned about morality and "wrong appeal" to
children, but banning a beer for using the image of Santa is like
banning Playboy magazine for using the image of bunny. Children love
bunnies more than they love beer.
So Maine is barking up the wrong tree here. If you want to clean you
state morals, start with ho, ho, hos on your streets, not on beer
labels.
In this contest you are asked to add Santa Claus image to labels,
brands, and products which would be considered inappropriate use of
Santa image. E.g. Santa Claus on alcohol products, condoms, guns,
cigarettes, etc.
Thanks to mashby for sponsoring this contest.
Labor Day Jobs? pictures - Even if some of us work on the upcoming Labor Day, we should still be thankful for our jobs. Unless you are Paris Hilton's gynecologist, of course. Apart from that one, there's always something to be proud of in every single job, even ...septic tank cleaners, which you probably think is the worst job. Well, you think wrong, my friend. You are dead ass wrong. Septic tank cleaners are our heros -- they're #1 in #2 business.
So really, every job has its merits. For instance, I have the best boss in the world (I work for myself).
In this contest you are asked to create a satirical advertisement for any job (good, bad, or absolutely worst). Advertisement can be in any printed format - newspaper, magazine, billboard, or even a printed sheet of paper glued to a street pole. The job advertisement can include what normal job adverts include - job title, description, hours, pay, benefits, requirements, and contact information. Advertised job positions can be real, or made up, but your advert has to include a satire in it, and should be more than just text advert.
Christmas Lullaby pictures - Original image by Bouguereau / Artistic work, Rain. Congratulations on the silver. / Congrats x2 Rainman. beautiful works. Happy Holidays. / Excellent work Rainman... this one is just waiting to be on a series of Xmas cards...
Beer Label pictures - "If I didn’t worry about money, I wouldn’t worry about nothing at all." / Why burn it, when you can drink your money.
Labrador Retriever pictures - The Pursuit of Dog Biscuits. / Quality blending. Might make the nose and lips darker, to match those of a dog. / Very nice match up. I bet his name is "Prince" too.
Union Labor pictures - Oren takes pride in his laborer's classification but he's always grouchy before he gets his morning coffee break. / Pink is back in style now. You should haveseen pink guns in St. Louis
Labyrinth pictures - Please full view this one ... / This is EXCELLENT. Full view is an absolute MUST...
Underwear Lab Test pictures - undies / I like the seriousness with which the researcher takes those samples from the underwear. / Congrat's Edson, that this be the first of many victories here in FN, you deserves.. Happinesses. Junka / Congratulations Edson Your first gold / Finally in the deserved place. Aeeeeee
The Chalabis pictures - Evidently, the Chalabis are taking the air waves hostage with their subtle yet effective form of humor. (view full if ya can). / Ah, kids. They blow up so fast these days.
Cat Lab pictures - / the eyes could be a bit darker, but its a nice image
Bishop from Alabama pictures - Episcopalians Elect Bishop From Alabama What's next. Communion Beer. / Everybody knows there aren't any Episcopals in ALABAMA.... / You'uns best not covet y'all's neighbor, or y'all's neighbor's pick-up, satellite dish, or John Deere tractor. / the hat is off-perspective, nicejob on the lighting though
Christmas Lullaby pictures - Original image by Bouguereau / Artistic work, Rain. Congratulations on the silver. / Congrats x2 Rainman. beautiful works. Happy Holidays. / Excellent work Rainman... this one is just waiting to be on a series of Xmas cards...
Beer Label pictures - "If I didn’t worry about money, I wouldn’t worry about nothing at all." / Why burn it, when you can drink your money.
Labrador Retriever pictures - The Pursuit of Dog Biscuits. / Quality blending. Might make the nose and lips darker, to match those of a dog. / Very nice match up. I bet his name is "Prince" too. 
Alabo car rental St. Louis pictures - / Pink is back in style now. You should haveseen pink guns in St. Louis
Union Labor pictures - Oren takes pride in his laborer's classification but he's always grouchy before he gets his morning coffee break. / Pink is back in style now. You should haveseen pink guns in St. Louis
Labyrinth pictures - Please full view this one ... / This is EXCELLENT. Full view is an absolute MUST...
Underwear Lab Test pictures - undies / I like the seriousness with which the researcher takes those samples from the underwear. / Congrat's Edson, that this be the first of many victories here in FN, you deserves.. Happinesses. Junka / Congratulations Edson Your first gold / Finally in the deserved place. Aeeeeee 
The Chalabis pictures - Evidently, the Chalabis are taking the air waves hostage with their subtle yet effective form of humor. (view full if ya can). / Ah, kids. They blow up so fast these days.
Cat Lab pictures - / the eyes could be a bit darker, but its a nice image
Bishop from Alabama pictures - Episcopalians Elect Bishop From Alabama What's next. Communion Beer. / Everybody knows there aren't any Episcopals in ALABAMA.... / You'uns best not covet y'all's neighbor, or y'all's neighbor's pick-up, satellite dish, or John Deere tractor. / the hat is off-perspective, nicejob on the lighting though