Airline Paint Jobs pictures -
With the rising cost of fuel, airlines are looking for all possible ways to offset their costs. More and more airline companies agree to commercial paint jobs to display advertisements on the inside or outside parts of airplanes, effectively turning their aircrafts into marketing machines.
Show what creative paint jobs airlines could have on the inside or outside of airplanes. Any airline paint jobs are allowed in this contest: commercial, graffiti, or even arts and paintings. You can use any existing airlines or create a new carrier if you wish. You can find some good examples of Airline Paint Jobs in the apprentice contest we ran some time ago.
Airlines Paint Jobs pictures - This is a themed contest. Do NOT edit the theme post. You are asked to create new and odd paint jobs on any airliner. You can just give them flashy paint jobs or create a completely new airline company as in the theme post.
You will have 3 days to submit your entry. Submitting it early will give you plenty of time to read the critique comments and edit your image accordingly. Typical FreakingNews entry guidelines also apply. You can find them here.
Your images will be critiqued even if you ask for no critique in the apprentice contests.
Thanks to beer man for sponsoring this contest and to SirBobGeldof for supplying the theme post.
Elephant Paint-Jobs pictures - [ Sunday marked the end of the last-week's anti-poverty "Barely Legal" art exhibit in LA, which included a live elaphant with a floral paint job. Even though the paint was composed of non-toxic bio-ingredients similar to the ones used in movie makeup, animal activists called it an 'animal abuse' and demanded that the elephant is cleaned immediately and sent back to the owner. They kept pressuring the exhibit organizers, interfered with the exhibit, and called the LA police until the exhibit organizers finally agreed to wash off the paint from the elephant. ] Emotions aside, the female elephant was in many many movies, and is used to lots of makeup. And I'm not talking about Kirstie Alley here folks - animal activists protected her already. Exhibit organizers merely followed the old saying:
Give an elephant a good paint job - and get lots of friends.
Cross an elephant with a skunk - and get very few friends.
And I'm sure many guests prase them for doing the first part but not the second.
Last but not least, if someone should be happy about this elephant paint job, it's gotta be the Republicans. Because, by golly, in response Democrats will exhibit a painted ass (think Jimmy Carter).
I this contest you are asked to photoshop paint jobs on elephants. Paint jobs can be commercially oriented, or just any art paint jobs you like.
Labor Day Jobs? pictures - Even if some of us work on the upcoming Labor Day, we should still be thankful for our jobs. Unless you are Paris Hilton's gynecologist, of course. Apart from that one, there's always something to be proud of in every single job, even ...septic tank cleaners, which you probably think is the worst job. Well, you think wrong, my friend. You are dead ass wrong. Septic tank cleaners are our heros -- they're #1 in #2 business.
So really, every job has its merits. For instance, I have the best boss in the world (I work for myself).
In this contest you are asked to create a satirical advertisement for any job (good, bad, or absolutely worst). Advertisement can be in any printed format - newspaper, magazine, billboard, or even a printed sheet of paper glued to a street pole. The job advertisement can include what normal job adverts include - job title, description, hours, pay, benefits, requirements, and contact information. Advertised job positions can be real, or made up, but your advert has to include a satire in it, and should be more than just text advert.
Body Jobs pictures - Replace a body part with mechanical/electrical parts.
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Important Jobs pictures - Somebody's got to do it...
Steve Jobs pictures - President Jobs explains the "War on Microsoft Terror". VIEW FULL SIZE= BETTER.
Steven Jobs pictures - Jobs as the Bride. This time its personal. / This is great. I was trying to get my brain around how to do this idea somehow - xclnt.
Government Hi-Tech Jobs pictures - / now this yung gentleman has a future in the company
Steve Jobs' Search Engine pictures - Coming up from Apple: the first portable Internet Search Engine / now this yung gentleman has a future in the company
Steve Jobs pictures - .. / now this yung gentleman has a future in the company
Bill Gates & Steve Jobs pictures - 
Steve Jobs pictures - Apple Bitten By Various Lawsuits / now how did someone manage to take a picture from the inside.. that would have had to been a tiny camera
Postman Jobs pictures - Please for no to say critique....
Coalition Jobs in Iraq pictures - The French, Russian, & German delegates aren't doing such a good job in Iraq in turning public opinion around... I wonder why. P.S. Find the secret squares / That's Chirac's arm in the Sadam puppet inciting the masses to revolt. It's all part of their public relations job in turning the negative opinion around so they are for us instead of against us. They are doing a great job right.