Airline Paint Jobs pictures -
With the rising cost of fuel, airlines are looking for all possible ways to offset their costs. More and more airline companies agree to commercial paint jobs to display advertisements on the inside or outside parts of airplanes, effectively turning their aircrafts into marketing machines.
Show what creative paint jobs airlines could have on the inside or outside of airplanes. Any airline paint jobs are allowed in this contest: commercial, graffiti, or even arts and paintings. You can use any existing airlines or create a new carrier if you wish. You can find some good examples of Airline Paint Jobs in the apprentice contest we ran some time ago.
Body Jobs pictures - Replace a body part with mechanical/electrical parts.
Elephant Paint-Jobs pictures - [ Sunday marked the end of the last-week's anti-poverty "Barely Legal" art exhibit in LA, which included a live elaphant with a floral paint job. Even though the paint was composed of non-toxic bio-ingredients similar to the ones used in movie makeup, animal activists called it an 'animal abuse' and demanded that the elephant is cleaned immediately and sent back to the owner. They kept pressuring the exhibit organizers, interfered with the exhibit, and called the LA police until the exhibit organizers finally agreed to wash off the paint from the elephant. ] Emotions aside, the female elephant was in many many movies, and is used to lots of makeup. And I'm not talking about Kirstie Alley here folks - animal activists protected her already. Exhibit organizers merely followed the old saying:
Give an elephant a good paint job - and get lots of friends.
Cross an elephant with a skunk - and get very few friends.
And I'm sure many guests prase them for doing the first part but not the second.
Last but not least, if someone should be happy about this elephant paint job, it's gotta be the Republicans. Because, by golly, in response Democrats will exhibit a painted ass (think Jimmy Carter).
I this contest you are asked to photoshop paint jobs on elephants. Paint jobs can be commercially oriented, or just any art paint jobs you like.
Labor Day Jobs? pictures - Even if some of us work on the upcoming Labor Day, we should still be thankful for our jobs. Unless you are Paris Hilton's gynecologist, of course. Apart from that one, there's always something to be proud of in every single job, even ...septic tank cleaners, which you probably think is the worst job. Well, you think wrong, my friend. You are dead ass wrong. Septic tank cleaners are our heros -- they're #1 in #2 business.
So really, every job has its merits. For instance, I have the best boss in the world (I work for myself).
In this contest you are asked to create a satirical advertisement for any job (good, bad, or absolutely worst). Advertisement can be in any printed format - newspaper, magazine, billboard, or even a printed sheet of paper glued to a street pole. The job advertisement can include what normal job adverts include - job title, description, hours, pay, benefits, requirements, and contact information. Advertised job positions can be real, or made up, but your advert has to include a satire in it, and should be more than just text advert.
Job pictures - Suggest a unique way to quit a job or find a new one.
Airlines Paint Jobs pictures - This is a themed contest. Do NOT edit the theme post. You are asked to create new and odd paint jobs on any airliner. You can just give them flashy paint jobs or create a completely new airline company as in the theme post.
You will have 3 days to submit your entry. Submitting it early will give you plenty of time to read the critique comments and edit your image accordingly. Typical FreakingNews entry guidelines also apply. You can find them here.
Your images will be critiqued even if you ask for no critique in the apprentice contests.
Thanks to beer man for sponsoring this contest and to SirBobGeldof for supplying the theme post.
No. 1 Job pictures - . . . and where better to advertise. The Line Starts Here / That's what I thought midian was doing in that picture, too. / What about putting this in the ladies room. what can you say freakers'girl.... nice idea. / groose to pi$$ on midian , but nice work
Cameron Diaz nose job pictures - After her nose surgery.... (Full View Please for Clearer Image) / You'd make a good plastic surgeon. Quality entry / Holy Nose. She looks just like Stella McCartney.
FedEx and UPS Airline Paint Job pictures - / why did you combined UPS with FedEx. that is my only critic, nice idea / for deliver somthing beyond the sky is what you need a fusion betwen ups and fedex / The concept is creative, and humorous, and full view is especially beautiful.
Robert De Niro nose job pictures - Full View Please. source here / Love the way DeNiro's nose touches his finger. Nice job. / Thats where he stores his cash, Nose bank / Excellent idea. I LOVE the way it touches his finger and the shadowing is PERFECT. But...Can you sharpen De Niro's new schnozz just a tad.... It's not a clear, & 'in focus' as the rest of the photo.
Nose Job pictures - Quick Nose Job / Funny Image. Oh Man.....This brings tears to my eyes just looking at it. But it does seem like something President Bush would do:"Cutting off his own nose to spite his face." / President Pinnocchio. Vice President....Gepetto. / JannaR, you are right. The Pinnocchio President can have several meanings. / Shut up, Dick Cheney. I said I'd cut you off. I'm gonna do it now. / This is great. Love the way George is trying to sut his nose off.
Prince Charles Chin Job pictures - The Prince sporting a new chin. / Excellent except for the colour match. A little too yellow on the chin. Otherwise I would be proud to have a copy over my mantle or on a t-shirt. / Whoa, looks like Buzz Lightyear rather than Prince Charles, Great job. / I like it, but I have to agree with gungasdindin. / It's true that Prince Charles changed his personality
No. 1 Job pictures - . . . and where better to advertise. The Line Starts Here / That's what I thought midian was doing in that picture, too. / What about putting this in the ladies room. what can you say freakers'girl.... nice idea. / groose to pi$$ on midian , but nice work 
Boob Job pictures - Celebrity Boob Jobs
Cameron Diaz nose job pictures - After her nose surgery.... (Full View Please for Clearer Image) / You'd make a good plastic surgeon. Quality entry / Holy Nose. She looks just like Stella McCartney.
Job Application pictures - Calgary Flame Broiled. / . . . or "How do you spell NHL."
FedEx and UPS Airline Paint Job pictures - / why did you combined UPS with FedEx. that is my only critic, nice idea / for deliver somthing beyond the sky is what you need a fusion betwen ups and fedex / The concept is creative, and humorous, and full view is especially beautiful.
Robert De Niro nose job pictures - Full View Please. source here / Love the way DeNiro's nose touches his finger. Nice job. / Thats where he stores his cash, Nose bank / Excellent idea. I LOVE the way it touches his finger and the shadowing is PERFECT. But...Can you sharpen De Niro's new schnozz just a tad.... It's not a clear, & 'in focus' as the rest of the photo.
Boob Job pictures - Complete Boob Job... Source
Nose Job pictures - Quick Nose Job / Funny Image. Oh Man.....This brings tears to my eyes just looking at it. But it does seem like something President Bush would do:"Cutting off his own nose to spite his face." / President Pinnocchio. Vice President....Gepetto. / JannaR, you are right. The Pinnocchio President can have several meanings. / Shut up, Dick Cheney. I said I'd cut you off. I'm gonna do it now. / This is great. Love the way George is trying to sut his nose off.
Bill Gates & Steve Jobs pictures - 
Prince Charles Chin Job pictures - The Prince sporting a new chin. / Excellent except for the colour match. A little too yellow on the chin. Otherwise I would be proud to have a copy over my mantle or on a t-shirt. / Whoa, looks like Buzz Lightyear rather than Prince Charles, Great job. / I like it, but I have to agree with gungasdindin. / It's true that Prince Charles changed his personality