Funny Chinese Celebrities pictures -
European Royalty, politicians and celebrities will be attending the opening of the Olympic Games on August 8 in Beijing. US President George Bush will also be traveling to China for the Olympic Games opening and to meet with Chinese President Hu Jintao. Overall, China is expecting over a million visitors during the Olympics, and Chinese government assured they will make everyone feel at home (which means wiretaps, censorship, and spying?).
To celebrate the upcoming opening of the Olympic Games in China, photoshop any politician or celebrity as Chinese. Try to give them Chinese facial features while trying to keep your celebrity recognizable. Adding other Chinese elements (national clothes, Chinese life style, etc.) is a plus. Here's a good example.
Funny Chinese Yuan vs US Dollar pictures -
The Chinese government issued threats to
drop the dollar exchange rates by dumping all of its $1.33 trillion foreign reserves if Washington implements trade sanctions to revaluate Yuan. The United States started considering imposing tariffs and barriers on imports of Chinese goods to stop the growth of its' trade deficit with China, which is strongly affected by the current US Dollar / Yuan exchange rates.
This is a pretty open contest where we ask you to photoshop Chinese Yuan and US Dollar in the same entry anyway you want. Your entry must contain both currencies, or references to both currencies. Examples: Create objects from the two currencies, show yuan and dollar fighting with each other, demonstrate how one can be used in ways superior to another, or simply create new currencies for both countries (remember to show them in one entry somehow - e.g. merging them together).
Funny Chinese pictures -
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Western nations must prepare for a future dominated by China, whose rapid economic rise will
soon fundamentally alter the balance of power,
former World Bank chief James Wolfensohn has warned.
There are currently over over 1.5 billion Chinese living in different
parts of the world.
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You may remember the joke "One out of every five people in the
world is Chinese. Check four of your friends - if none of them is
Chinese, it is you." Well, I checked four of my friends and see
that this joke has a typo. The correct version is "One out of every
five people in the world is not Chinese..."
In this contest you are asked to photoshop celebrities and politicians
as Chinese. We are not looking for just a Chinese dress up and makeup
(even though you can do that too), but your primary goal is to change
some of the facial features (eyes, nose, lips, etc.) of politicians
and celebrities which would make them look Chinese-like, but still
recognizable.
Funny Vending Machines pictures - Create new ways of "raking in coins" by creating new vending machines or any new coin operated devices that have never been seen before!
Funny Chinese Counterfeits pictures - Show us obvious Chinese-made counterfeits by using any popular items (books, audio CD's, footware, electronics, software, clothing, etc). Show the flaws that a counterfeiter might make when trying to reproduce a brand name item.
Funny Chinese pictures - Chinese acquisitions can leave a lasting impression on the businesses they invest in. From the products, employees and advertising, the Chinese Culture can impact a newly acquired business in a big way. In this contest we are asking for you to create images of how this Chinese investment will impact IBM, or pick any other company and show how a Chinese purchase would influence the company you select. I honestly didn't know that IBM still had a Personal Computer business! Did you?
Funny Voting Machines pictures - Time to design new voting machines and methods that we might see in the upcoming elections. Feel free to create devices that appeal to voters needing more simplistic means of voting, to those that might require some technology.
Funny Voting Machines images - Show what glitches, hacks, and other surprises electronic voting machines may bring or show what could be done to solve these problems.
Chinese take out funny pictures - Chinese take out... / He must've had some fortune in the cookie / I have you owder to you in 10 minute.
Chinese US Dollar funny pictures - Mao Franklin, the little known half brother of Ben. Father of the "Budda Belly Wood Stove" / One additional comment. This image in full rez is very blurry and that might be from your source images, I just dont know. But either way, possibly work it just a little more or find an alternative source for the 100 dollar bill. I really like this though. / I love how you blended the face to the bill...just wish I knew how to do that... / Execution and blending technique indeed deserves a merit, but I wish the US dollar source was of higher resolution.
Chinese Take Out funny pictures - Sources Dog meat/china: 300,000 dogs are killed in the county each year, much of the meat being processed into stew for export across China and Korea. -wiki / Excellent Love the Chinese Mac logo / i love the idea. and the work is real nice. i'll have a Big-16, rare, and a double-23 with a number-11 on the side but hold the Mao. / 我喜歡此非常... , / Thanks all They say the hot dog was invented in China / This is leally faburous. Thanks for showing sources, conglats Lainman / Dog’s man-meat used to be added as a medicine to supplement energy. Ewwwww *puke*
Chinese Cafeteria funny pictures - Please look at the source image. While you are at it, look at the full view, too. / , Full view is a must. Napkin, eyebrowring, bra, window, bra, etc etc. So many details.... / Invisible man takes a break from filming with his wife / . This is an excellent invisible couple. Great work & great attention to detail. / Very goooooood. Very Well executed. I like chinese food too
Chinese Gamer Chair funny pictures - China clinic gives 'web addicts' shock treatment / , looks like some cool barber chair too / Nice and busy but it has some contrast issues. Face, Mao, belt text and controllers are much brighter than the rest of the image. Also, his face wouldn't be reflected on those big shiny balls behind him but the back of his head would be. / That opened up those eyes. congrats Rainman. / Thanks for the compliments Halo 3 will never be the same in Beijing. / Merry Holiday's and congrats on two more great chops, I can only dream maybe next year, We'll give you a run for the money.
Chinese Santa Claus funny pictures - "Snatch the present from my hand grasshopper..." Original Poster for comparison / Excellent.... Love how you changed the name form "Santa Clause" to "Santa Crause". ..
Chinese Space Program funny pictures - Chinese Astronauts Return to Earth energy drink astonaut hu jintao chinese flag chinese patch / This is just brilliant. What's the device in front with settings from 1 to 10. / i believe that would be the microwave timer, gotta know when ya microwave popcorns done / In fact, they put milk in the fuel / Would that be "Ben and Jerry's Breast Milk. / Congrats on the woody, killerbee. I'm glad it placed, but really thought you had gold here. excellent chop, in my opinion.
Chinese Angelina Jolie funny pictures - eyes, eyebrows, nose and chins please view full. I hope u like this here is the 1600X1200 please check full for more details / .. Angelina Jolie is beautiful. I love those eyes. / its really great. OMG she really look chinese great effect on eyes / I think maybe getting rid of those dark patches at the sides of the nose above each nostril would be a huge improvement.