Earthquake in Hawaii pictures - [ Hawaii was shaken by a strong earthquake this Sunday. Even though there were no victims, the last Hawaiian earthquake this strong (magnitude of 6.5) struck more than 20 years ago. ] I've never been to Hawaii (nor have I been anywhere else), but it looks like it's not a good time to visit. There are several things to keep in mind though, if you want to live like a true Hawaiian:
You measure the water for the rice by the knuckle of your index finger.
Your only suit is a bathing suit.
You are barefoot in most of your elementary school pictures.
You drive barefoot too.
You honk your horn only once a year during the safety check.
You have a sister, cousin, auntie, or mom named "Honey Girl" or...
You do not understand the concept of North, South, East, and West, but instead give directions as Mauka, Makai, Diamond Head, Ewa, and use landmarks instead of street names.
Hawaii or Havaii? Havaii. Thanks! You're velcome!
I'm almost done adjusting my lifestyle to the Hawaiian list above. Which means I am almost ready for a visit. Earthquakes got nothing on me - I survived the highway patrol catching me driving barefoot in my bathing suit, dammit. And I'll let you figure out what "barefoot" means as my bathing suit is my birthday suit.
In this contest you are asked to photoshop anything connected to the earthquake in Hawaii. Examples could be new Hawaiian tourism adverts, magazine covers, creative ways and devices to cope with Hawaiian earthquake, etc.
Hawaii Earthquake pictures - Man, that was some earthquake. Now the USS Arizona Memorial can be visited in San Francisco.
Hawaiian Vacation pictures - New postcards featuring Sean Connery, who always keeps his cool. Full View is Better. / BEFORE he was Agent Double-0h-seven, he was Agent Double-oh-six-point-five. / Nice twist of Bond phrase Earthquakes watched too many James Bond movies
Hawaiian Wedding pictures - So you are getting married in Hawaii. Add a bit of color to your Hawaiian wedding by inviting these fellas. Just keep an eye on the clown in the tinfoil suit. / Some familiar faces here Who's the tinfoil suit guy. / man alive, that must have been one helluva reception, I don't even recall the grass skirts... / they are not laughing at him, they are laughing with him / i do not see any diference , nice work on some freaking users. / Keb looks a bit like Santa too. Check out his cheeks
Hawaii Six.5 Waves pictures - It'll shake your toupee right off / For those who have double vision and for those who will have it...
Hawaii pictures - Elvis has arrived at the beaches of Hawaii to invite people to "Get all shook up." / Needs Jeff Beck if you ask me... / Ladies and gentlemen, the earthquake has left the building
Hawaii floods pictures - Heavy rains continue to cause flooding across the entire State of Hawaii Hawaii becomes worlds largest water park. / nice, now it looks like an island hopping. good job / the rain is giving then a nice Hawaiian Punch..
Waveboarding in Hawaii pictures - Contact me / If you can try to eliminate the remainder of the surf board or whatever the black piece is behind the snowboarder / try make the cloth more look wet. but still nice.
Hawaii Earthquake pictures - Man, that was some earthquake. Now the USS Arizona Memorial can be visited in San Francisco.
Hawaiian Chirac pictures - Strummin' some Nanakuli Blues
Hawaiian Vacation pictures - New postcards featuring Sean Connery, who always keeps his cool. Full View is Better. / BEFORE he was Agent Double-0h-seven, he was Agent Double-oh-six-point-five. / Nice twist of Bond phrase Earthquakes watched too many James Bond movies
Hawaiian Wedding pictures - So you are getting married in Hawaii. Add a bit of color to your Hawaiian wedding by inviting these fellas. Just keep an eye on the clown in the tinfoil suit. / Some familiar faces here Who's the tinfoil suit guy. / man alive, that must have been one helluva reception, I don't even recall the grass skirts... / they are not laughing at him, they are laughing with him / i do not see any diference , nice work on some freaking users. / Keb looks a bit like Santa too. Check out his cheeks 
Hawaii Six.5 Waves pictures - It'll shake your toupee right off / For those who have double vision and for those who will have it...
Hawaii pictures - Elvis has arrived at the beaches of Hawaii to invite people to "Get all shook up." / Needs Jeff Beck if you ask me... / Ladies and gentlemen, the earthquake has left the building
Hawaii floods pictures - Heavy rains continue to cause flooding across the entire State of Hawaii Hawaii becomes worlds largest water park. / nice, now it looks like an island hopping. good job / the rain is giving then a nice Hawaiian Punch..
HAWAII pictures - 
Waveboarding in Hawaii pictures - Contact me / If you can try to eliminate the remainder of the surf board or whatever the black piece is behind the snowboarder / try make the cloth more look wet. but still nice.
WWII HAWAII pictures -