Paris Hilton in Handcuffs pictures - [ Thursday morning Paris Hilton was handcuffed by the police and charged with DUI. Hours after she was released, Paris Hilton called Ryan Seacrest's morning show on LA's KIIS-FM to issue a statement that she was not charged with DUI and the whole case was "nothing", which contradicts statements from Los Angeles Police Department. ] You know, cops may be the most bothersome bastards on earth, but sometimes they do their job right. And if they put handcuffs on you they have good damn reasons to do it. So Paris Hilton was stopped and handcuffed because either she was driving under influence (which she denies), or because she looked like a hooker working the late shift. When she was handcuffed, she screamed "How dare you! I'm Paris F***ing Hilton, and I stay celibate for a year!" After which, the cops slapped her ass, gave her twenty, and let her go. End of story.
In this contest you are asked to photoshop Paris Hilton handcuffed in whatever environment you choose (as long as it's Safe For Work). Paris can be shown e.g. in jail or in "normal" life, wearing casual, formal, or jail clothes, but she has to be shown in handcuffs.
Hand pictures - Photoshop how John Kerry will deal with handshake problem and / or consequences for his presidential campaign.
Hand Pump pictures - You are asked to photoshop this image in any way you like. This image was taken by hygglobert. We are asking you to use your creativity and create any new image using this picture. Part of the source image must be used in your entry. You will have 3 days to submit your entry. Submitting it early will give you plenty of time to read the critique comments and edit your image accordingly. Typical FreakingNews entry guidelines also apply. You can find them here.
Thanks to The Easter Bunny for sponsoring this contest and to hygglobert for supplying the theme photo.
Freaking News Merchandise pictures - Your voting in this contest will not affect your voting karma.
PLEASE NOTE: This contest is only open for voting. Images for Freaking News Merchandise were entered in the forums and jurors nominated their preferences as seen below.
Tongue HandShake pictures - I hope u like this crazy idea / congrats skorp... i am very happy for sharing the 3rd place with u.... ... very very nice choping my friend
Paris Hilton in Handcuffs pictures - Full view is my special friend / Probably the best Paris Hilton picture I have ever seen. It's perfect. / And who told you to make a margarita with this brown stuff. / i think paris has a reason to scream. congrats.
Secondhand Smoke pictures - NEWS STORY / Nicely done. Yer pal, Keb / This is a messsage I've been living for a while now...nice image. / ahh those scientists are finally Bud-wiser
Handstand pictures - / Man. That is just tooo cool. Exellent. / Dude. Awesome work on the ice, great Image, not sure if itīs quite on theme tho.
Gold Hand Grenade pictures - Source photo courtesy of thenys. / Very nice .... / Quality work, this looks like gold. Such grenade should only be used on special occasions.
hand pictures - Must be viewed full to read text / It's brilliant. This also makes me think of Michael Jackson, / You took the words right outta my mouth there Newsy, this is perfect in execution,imagination and well presented / This is really good. Great even. Great stuff in the text alone. / The idea and the Layout looks great, the hand doesnīt quite look in the box tho, nice work anyway
shake hands pictures - Nothing will stop him from doing his duty. Vote Kerry, or at least shake one of his hands / This is very well done. I think it would be better if the brightness was turned down a bit on the gadget hands to make them seem more believable. The humor of it is superb but I'd like those "gadget hands" to be blurred a bit for realism. Excellent entry, none the less.
Tongue HandShake pictures - I hope u like this crazy idea / congrats skorp... i am very happy for sharing the 3rd place with u.... ... very very nice choping my friend
Paris Hilton in Handcuffs pictures - Full view is my special friend / Probably the best Paris Hilton picture I have ever seen. It's perfect. / And who told you to make a margarita with this brown stuff. / i think paris has a reason to scream. congrats.
Escher Drawing Hands pictures - Escher would use a Wacom, I bet.
Secondhand Smoke pictures - NEWS STORY / Nicely done. Yer pal, Keb / This is a messsage I've been living for a while now...nice image. / ahh those scientists are finally Bud-wiser
Second Hand Smoke pictures - Well, healty for the rest of us non-smokers.
Handstand pictures - / Man. That is just tooo cool. Exellent. / Dude. Awesome work on the ice, great Image, not sure if itīs quite on theme tho.
Gold Hand Grenade pictures - Source photo courtesy of thenys. / Very nice .... / Quality work, this looks like gold. Such grenade should only be used on special occasions.
hand pictures - Must be viewed full to read text / It's brilliant. This also makes me think of Michael Jackson, / You took the words right outta my mouth there Newsy, this is perfect in execution,imagination and well presented / This is really good. Great even. Great stuff in the text alone. / The idea and the Layout looks great, the hand doesnīt quite look in the box tho, nice work anyway
Paris Hilton Handcuffs pictures - Cops had to use a headlock . . . to keep her focused. / .. PERFECT.. 
shake hands pictures - Nothing will stop him from doing his duty. Vote Kerry, or at least shake one of his hands / This is very well done. I think it would be better if the brightness was turned down a bit on the gadget hands to make them seem more believable. The humor of it is superb but I'd like those "gadget hands" to be blurred a bit for realism. Excellent entry, none the less.