Goggles pictures - I swear I didn't see Register's entry before coming up with this one. / and if you order now we'll throw in a blood stain remover that works like magic absolutely free.
Goggle Beer pictures - Don't drink and drive. / I think on the other side it says: Keep away from children and Mashby Nice work on the text. Looks quite real / Don't give this to people that like to drink a lot. They will probably end up drunk. / I know it looks like I knew it was yours, but then, who else could it be.
Fly goggles pictures - The Top Secret M.A.N.T.I.S. (Magnetic Atomic Nuclear Tactical Infrared System) / Excellent sight AND looking super cool. Those soldiers have it all
Beer Goggles pictures - Don't leave home without them. / Those must be Shallow Hal's glasses... / There is not that much beer in the world. / The goggles seem to be floating from nowhere, but it is a funny idea.