Goats in the Army pictures -
Apparently the British have goats in the army with pretty high titles.
[ A disgraced British army goat has been reinstated to his rank of
lance-corporal after shining on parade.
Billy Windsor, mascot of the 1st Battalion The Royal Welsh, was
demoted to fusilier - equivalent of private - after ruining a parade
for the Queen's birthday at a military base in Cyprus, when he ran
amok. The goat dodged his handler and darted from side to side,
throwing soldiers off their stride.'
In his first public appearance since his demotion, Billy, seven,
reportedly performed exceptionally well and was reinstated by his
commanding officer, reports the Scotsman. ] I've heard of
animals in
the army, but this is the first time I hear of goats with decent army
ranks serving Her Majesty Queen Elisabeth by ruining her birthday and
butting fellow soldiers. When asked whether he regretted the
incident, Billy the goat responded: "Na-a-a-a-a-a-a." You know,
there's lots of unfairness here. I love to butt people, but I get my
face punched every time I do it. Goats do it and they get away with it,
because they are goats. It's almost as unfair as being punched in the
face for humping girl's legs, when every dog can do it and get away
with it. The good news is that I'm growing a goatee and turning into
an old goat, then moving to Britain, where I intend to join the army,
butting everyone. That way if someone asks me why I'm butting them I
can always say: "Whadddaaya wa-a-a-a-nt? I'm a goat-damn
goa-a-a-a-t."
In this contest you are asked to photoshop goats in the army.
P.S. On a second thought, there's lots of old goats in the U.S. Army too, so I might as well stay.
Goat pictures - KEBAAAAB. / Ramn... i have to recognize the brilliant execution done here. Look absolutly GREAT. / Absolutely Stellar Goat warrior. Brilliant / its so real....nice work on shadows and skin / Congratulations Kib, very well deserved / Most amazing action picture in this goat contest. Gold well deserved. / Thanks guys, I was just lucky to find a nice source that hadn't been over-used.
Two Headed Goat pictures - Full View Is Much Better / Very nice...using two different heads rather than mirroring the image. / I like how you made the middle eye part of both goat heads. Creative.
Goat General pictures - / The goat general looks so realistic, I can't take my eyes off it. / Lovely clear image. He must be in Intelligence. / A General wearing Colonel insignia on his shoulders. I would think a Marine officer would know better. / Clean and excellent execution. Well done Sarge.
War goat pictures - Goat source / nice makeup. but i don't get where his head starts, I mean this looks not like a goat, but like a separate head of a goat. probably i just don't get your idea / i love the smoke coming out from his nose, also the camuflage make up. But Helmet look kind big for the goat head size, but this still a top 3 work. / Great improvement on the source - I like the eyes and teeth.
Goat Soldier pictures - SPC4 Will Smell, U.S.Army with a weed in his mouth. Oh my goodness. I guess the U.S. Army should think about using weeds for camouflage. It seems to work great. / oh,he looks so sad. where does the shadow over the writing "snell" come from( the small one). / Well put together, nice lighting...even if he stinks. / Great integration also shadows exept by the shadow/stain over the name tag. / Love the name of this goat. Quality photoshopping.
Goat pictures - Man accused of spray painting 3 goats A man broke into a barn on Thanksgiving morning, spray-painted three pet goats and scattered pages of magazines on the floor, apparently to harass the property owner, police said Tuesday. / oh,he looks so sad. where does the shadow over the writing "snell" come from( the small one). / Well put together, nice lighting...even if he stinks. / Great integration also shadows exept by the shadow/stain over the name tag. / Love the name of this goat. Quality photoshopping.
Bush Goat pictures - Fixed. thanks. / From the way the light is shining on the president, the goats' shadow shoudn't be so vivible on Bushs' hand. / Goat's natural instinct is to hide in Bush, when in danger
Goat Dog pictures - / Great job blending the colors, face with the body.
Saving Private Goat pictures - Saving Private Billy / reminds me of the tex avery cartoon "billy boy-boy-boy". / Great idea. Nice execution. The sillhouette is my favorite part / i love how the black siluete show the easrs / And starring Nelly the goat. / Clever idea on the movie twist. Go Goats.
Hillbilly Goat pictures - Beautiful day in the mountains for this hillbilly goat to just sit back & chew his hayseed. Full view for full effect. / wheres the spitting tin. haha very funny. / very nice image, love the teeth, very good / Nice entry. I wish the teeth weren't so red, but I do like it. / the eyes perspective is a bit off specially the left side. / the teeth dont blend too well with the rest of the image. / the idea is their,execution of eye is their,but my concern is the teeth it looks paste. still nice source of pic.
Goat pictures - KEBAAAAB. / Ramn... i have to recognize the brilliant execution done here. Look absolutly GREAT. / Absolutely Stellar Goat warrior. Brilliant / its so real....nice work on shadows and skin / Congratulations Kib, very well deserved / Most amazing action picture in this goat contest. Gold well deserved. / Thanks guys, I was just lucky to find a nice source that hadn't been over-used.
Two Headed Goat pictures - Full View Is Much Better / Very nice...using two different heads rather than mirroring the image. / I like how you made the middle eye part of both goat heads. Creative.
Goat General pictures - / The goat general looks so realistic, I can't take my eyes off it. / Lovely clear image. He must be in Intelligence. / A General wearing Colonel insignia on his shoulders. I would think a Marine officer would know better. / Clean and excellent execution. Well done Sarge. 
War goat pictures - Goat source / nice makeup. but i don't get where his head starts, I mean this looks not like a goat, but like a separate head of a goat. probably i just don't get your idea / i love the smoke coming out from his nose, also the camuflage make up. But Helmet look kind big for the goat head size, but this still a top 3 work. / Great improvement on the source - I like the eyes and teeth.
Goat Soldier pictures - SPC4 Will Smell, U.S.Army with a weed in his mouth. Oh my goodness. I guess the U.S. Army should think about using weeds for camouflage. It seems to work great. / oh,he looks so sad. where does the shadow over the writing "snell" come from( the small one). / Well put together, nice lighting...even if he stinks. / Great integration also shadows exept by the shadow/stain over the name tag. / Love the name of this goat. Quality photoshopping. 
Goat pictures - Man accused of spray painting 3 goats A man broke into a barn on Thanksgiving morning, spray-painted three pet goats and scattered pages of magazines on the floor, apparently to harass the property owner, police said Tuesday. / oh,he looks so sad. where does the shadow over the writing "snell" come from( the small one). / Well put together, nice lighting...even if he stinks. / Great integration also shadows exept by the shadow/stain over the name tag. / Love the name of this goat. Quality photoshopping. 
Bush Goat pictures - Fixed. thanks. / From the way the light is shining on the president, the goats' shadow shoudn't be so vivible on Bushs' hand. / Goat's natural instinct is to hide in Bush, when in danger
Goat Dog pictures - / Great job blending the colors, face with the body.
Saving Private Goat pictures - Saving Private Billy / reminds me of the tex avery cartoon "billy boy-boy-boy". / Great idea. Nice execution. The sillhouette is my favorite part / i love how the black siluete show the easrs / And starring Nelly the goat. / Clever idea on the movie twist. Go Goats.
Hillbilly Goat pictures - Beautiful day in the mountains for this hillbilly goat to just sit back & chew his hayseed. Full view for full effect. / wheres the spitting tin. haha very funny. / very nice image, love the teeth, very good / Nice entry. I wish the teeth weren't so red, but I do like it. / the eyes perspective is a bit off specially the left side. / the teeth dont blend too well with the rest of the image. / the idea is their,execution of eye is their,but my concern is the teeth it looks paste. still nice source of pic.