Bad Christmas Gift pictures - Hey It's the thought that counts. / I hope to God that's not Jesus Juice I'm drinking there.
Christmas Gift pictures - Christmas Gift For the Weight Conscious / Man, I just got my Grandma one of those too. You don't think she'll like it. Great idea / I see some masking issues with her index finger on the box, actually it is quite scary, it seems she originally had 6 finggers..
Gift Certificate pictures - Fill in the blanks, and hope she doesn't kill you. (I edited it.... but I'm pretty sure that "breast augmentation" covers the set....kind of like "boob job" does. I don't think anyone would only have one done.) / Only "one".. I personally would prefer to have both done so my wife/girlfriend or whoever would not be lopsided. / Male parts enlargement certificates would be good too.... / Great idea for the contest. A chopped image to go along with the gift certificate would do much better. (Gift card laying next to a broken wineglass, or with an image of some rediculously buxom model, etc...)