OL. My mommy always wanted me to be a doctor, although it is obvious i'd scare everyone away with a stare like that. I was thinking of making a chop yesterday ,where scientist discovered bigfoot in a huge icecube, but i put it aside. This must be a winner with such a charismatic subject though.
Great minds think alike Jere, you are standing next to a massive foot print so eveyone understands the wide eyes are not normal. National Geo editors did ask me to darken the trousers in front to hide the wet spot which we all presumed was coffee; probably "caffe a la hootchiecoochie" made from the rare lactating Arctic Hootchie milk.The satillite pic you sent was a mess so we retouched it the best we could and had to edit out the ... girl on the scooter. What is that all about. Is there a polar club up there with all those crazies that swim in ice water.NEXT TRANSMISSION: 0400
Lol.Why did you have to edit out the best part of the photo. (I mean the scootergirl, not the wet spot)
That must be 4:00 Pacific time. It's past 4:00 now Eastern time zone and no next transmission....Hidden: You could have a second career as a comedy writer.
BEGIN TRANSMISSION: CALIF BASE ZULU 0400 HRS SOMEPLACE ON EARTH. -->Doxi Was not my decision, Doctor. Nat Geo editors in collusion with Vlad D. Bad at corporate level said nix the bouncy boobies in all features except habitation pictures of the Umhuhwhatchamacallit tribe.We are sad to report the Umwhatchamacallit Chief was given a blackberry last week by one of the stupid interns and has ordered 20 boxes of garments from Victoria Secret so we think that may be the end of the a la natural cavorting of the females of the tribe. However it may provide some interesting Kodak moments for our photographer on assignment there.We're praying for your safe return. Stay warm.END TRANSMISSION:
That look, . Jere is a freaking legend. I bet this is how he looks after all night chopping with smoking and drinking coffee.
I really do. Thanks for the laugh, Hitspinner. It's hanging on the toiletdoor and had already the first "toiletgiggle" from a guest. It's gonna be a hit i think.
A suitable place to enshrine it, Jere hahahahahahahaaa. It's all good fun