Funny Weapon Pictures - Photoshop Pix
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Here's the shocking news - Philadelphia police sells
confiscated firearms. In fact the guns are recycled so much, they are called "green guns."
In this contest you are asked to combine an old and a modern weapon into one. Feel free to use the same type of weapon (e.g. antique and modern handguns) or merge two different types into one (e.g. old rifle and modern cannon.)
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| Funny Animal Weapons pictures -
A whale caught off Alaskan coast in May had a weapon fragment embedded in its neck. The animal survived hunting more than a century ago and carried the antique arrow shaped projectile in its neck ever since. The weapon fragment allowed to identify the age of the whale which turned out to be over 130 years old.
In this contest you are to equip any animals (except humans) with weapons of your choice. You are welcome to make them carry weapons, or merge animals with whole weapons or their parts. Military outfit is a plus, but not required.
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| Funny Musical Weapons pictures -
Supreme Court gun ban ruling is expected this week. The case could settle the decades-old debate over whether the Second Amendment grants individuals the right to own firearms.
To make firearms (or any weapons) more friendly, combine any weapon and any musical instrument.
Here's a good example.
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| Funny Biological Weapons pictures -
Member countries of the European Union plan to increase their preparedness for possible attacks with biological weapons. During a meeting of the European parliament in Brussels, Portugal representatives presented a report showing the high possibility of terrorist attacks using biological weapons of any form. "Europe should increase its control of dangerous biological substances to eliminate the possibility of terrorists getting access to them" said the report.
Photoshop biological weapons by combining any plants or animals (except humans) with any weapons. Some examples are: banana hand gun, dragonfly missile, fish knife.
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| Funny Cigarette Weapons pictures -
Last Sunday, was World No Tobacco Day, which is observed every year on May 31. Established in 1987 by the World Health Organization (WHO), World No Tobacco Day is aimed at increasing the world awareness of the negative consequences of tobacco smoking. Every year more Americans die from tobacco smoking than from murders or any military operations. The tobacco related fatalities include those caused by secondhand smoking. To rephrase the famous quote... "Guns don't kill (as many) people, cigarettes do."
To increase the world awareness of how cigarettes put our lives at risk, photoshop cigarettes as weapons (or being parts of weapons). We will also accept smoking pipes and tobacco being used as weapons (or part of weapons).
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| Funny Weapons pictures - Create images of any military weapons or equipment being used in non-military ways. |
| Funny Weapons images - Create new and never before seen weapons by using all the various types of weapons developed throughout history. |
| Funny Weapons pictures - Create weapons out of everyday household items. |
| Funny Weapon pictures - Photoshop homemade weapons that the military is finding in Iraq - home made archaic devices put together as weapons and fashioned from everyday items. |
| Funny Pet Weapons pictures - It's time for any pet to fight back. Photoshop images of a pet using weapons (guns, knives, etc.) that will help protect from abusive owners or from other breeds or species. |
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According to the report published on Tuesday, 90 out of 100 U.S. citizens own guns, which by far exceeds the fraction of the gun owners in other countries. Surprisingly with a big gap, the second and third places on the list are occupied by India and China, with respectively 4 and 3 firearm owners per 100 people. Over 8 million new guns are produced in the world each year, and 4.5 million of them are purchased in the United States.
The report suggests that the United States population is over armed. In this contest, let's show how any weapons can be used in non-military, peaceful purposes - show alternative use of existing weapons, or re-design weapons by changing their parts or combining them with other objects or appliances
so that they could be used for domestic needs, architecture, or other peaceful purposes.
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| Funny Weapons pictures - Create weapons out of fruits and vegetables! Combine conventional weapons (guns, knives, explosives, etc) with fruits and vegetables. |
| Funny Weapons images - Create weapons out of any musical instruments, show musical instruments being used in some form of fight. |
| Funny Nuclear Weapons pictures - Design an advertising campaign that markets Nuclear Weapon or other dangerous nuclear materials or even biological or other technology to third world countries and organizations. |
| Funny Weapons pictures - Design new weapons that have unusual results when using them, like the "Love Bomb" mentioned in the article. |
| Funny Weapon pictures - Combine any type of weapon with other common, ordinary items. |
| Funny Unconventional Weapons pictures -
29-year-old Tony Smith of Rock Hill used his snake as an assault weapon. Smith hit his motel neighbor, Jeffery Culp, with the 4-foot long python after Culp asked Smith to turn his music down. The police report says Smith squeezed the snake's mouth open so the teeth were showing, and put the 4-foot-long python in Culp's face.
Photoshop weapons constructed (fully or partially) with unusual objects or materials. Turn anything into weapons - household items, fruits, vegetables, etc.
Many thanks to Doxieone for the story and the contest concept. |
| Funny Weapon pictures - Design a new weapon (small or large) with unusual new features. Use your imagination! |
| Funny Red Hot Chili Weapons pictures -
"Hot" news from India this week - the Indian government plans to weaponize chili peppers, and use them in tear-gas grenades. "Bhut jolokia", also known as "ghost chili", is grown in India, and is ranked by Guinness World Records as the most piquant of peppers. It has more than 1 million Scoville heat units, way beyond tabasco and jalapeno peppers, which pack 2,500 to 8,000 units.
Indian defense officials say that the use of chili peppers in tear-gas grenades will be most effective, since "ghost chili" pungent smell can easily choke terrorists and force them out of their hideouts.
Design any weapons using chili peppers any way you wish.
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There's a growing international tension about the war in Libya. All the sides in this war want to finish this conflict soon, but at different costs. Nicola Sarkozy, who was the first to send troops to Libya said "The purpose of this war is peace in Libya and the Middle East..."
To show how the war in Libya can be easily turned into peace, photoshop any weapons being used for non-military, peaceful purposes. Show alternative uses of existing weapons, or re-design weapons by changing their parts or combining them with other objects or appliances so that they could be used for domestic needs, architecture, or other peaceful purposes.
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| Funny Food Weapons pictures -
Last week a woman in Iowa was assaulted with a bratwurst after refusing to fight with a homeless woman. Police officers arrested the assaulter, confiscated the bratwurst as an evidence, and documented grease marks on the victim's clothing for the police report.
Photoshop weapons partially or fully constructed with edible items.
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 Car Weapons funny pictures - / I'm sorry, but no image is showing up for me. It's a broken image link, even on full size. It looks like it was edited recently, maybe something happened during the uploading of the image. I'll try to check back later to see if it is visible so that I can vote on it. / I did edit it ... Will upload again. / "Create weapons out of everyday HOUSEHOLD items" Sorry to be picky, but where are the "household items". -Edited by Moderator on 7/5/2005 8:19:14 AM / Of course... You're right. Didn't read past "everyday". Will it help to say that here in Africa a car is a household item. You literally have to keep it indoors, otherwise it gets stolen. / Very cool shot indeed, but what's it got to do with an "everyday household object". / Of course... You're right. Didn't read past "everyday". Will it help to say that here in Africa a car is a household item. You literally have to keep it indoors, otherwise it gets stolen.
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 Camel Weapon funny pictures - / I'd walk a mile for a camel, but for this one I would do what ever he wanted. |
 Fish Weapons funny pictures - / It's looks more like a painting than a photo, but very artisticly done and definitely one of the best works in the contest. / The original name of this entry, before to be changed by the administrators of FN, was: THE CHASE / I love it when i'm surfing the internet and happen across a great piece of art from freaking news, even if its from a contest from before my time. Great work.
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 Squirrel Weapon funny pictures - / I like the incognito look, very creative. |
 Smokey Bear Weapons funny pictures - / I like how you made their pows holding guns quite realisticly. Big bear's eyes look not photo real to me though. I wonder if the source was a live animal or not. |
 Nuclear weapon funny pictures - / Any one else want mushrooms with their gravy. / Get rid of the insubordinats with a click of a buttom / Ya, protecting the innocent, it was the fastest derivative I could come up with. --> |
 Seal Weapons funny pictures - / I believe this seal is a taliban seal. Good job. - / Some blurness on ammo and goggles parts, but overall a fantastic concept and decent execution. |
 Space Weapon funny pictures - / Funny as he**. I can see all those squirming frying Terrorists now. |
 Bush Trades Nuclear Weapons for Pop Gun funny pictures - / I want my pop gun back...anyone want to buy some nukes or trade for a pop gun. love it. / Congratulations on the gold mrmo2 - great comeback entry. |
 Zamfir Acoustic Weapon funny pictures - / THere is light on the left side on the far left speaker that kinda thows the pic off scene. try using the brush to darken the side of the building or the burn tool to darken it which sometimes gives better results. nice idea tho |
