Funny Washington Pictures - Photoshop Pix
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| Funny Raccoons Attack Washington pictures - "So called 'urban raccoons' attack the City of Olympia in Washington. So far they killed 10 cats, have
bitten one dog, and one pet owner
(not necessarily in that order). Residents arm themselves against
raccoon attacks."
You probably read about these raccoons recently in The New York Times,
a daily newspaper with a
circulation of 18 trillion. Of course you don't believe a word of it.
You think publications like The New York Times make everything up.
So did I, and when I first saw their story, for the moment I thought
I was reading the scenario to Martin Scorsese's "Gangs of New York".
Yet, The New York Times and every other major newspaper claims that 'urban raccoons are for real and they are not afraid'.
Newspapers don't actually tell you there are
23,520,102, 370,754,235,929 raccoons in Washington,
who are starting a guerrilla war, but they let you be the detective and
put two and two together.
That and the fact that you should stay a way from Olympia, Washington
for the time being.
Because if there's anything raccoons
like to do is to have their way with your pets, steal your credit
cards, and torture you with the most
horrible country music. I might have the wrong list here. Anyhow,
you've gotta remember that
every raccoon who attacks Washingtonian is a friend of a man
has a short life span.
Keeping that in mind I think we should try the approach which proved
to work in the past.
You catch all male raccoons in Washington, sterilize them and drop
them from airplanes onto the affected area,
where they mate with the females, who don't get pregnant, and there
you are.
That, or catch all the female raccoons and put them on pills.
Until then we need to help The New York Times (and other newspapers)
with the pictures of these raccoons
which they failed to publish in their stories. Thus, in this contest
you are asked to photoshop
'raccoons behaving badly' - meaning raccoons causing a threat, or
problems to humans. |
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 General George Washington funny pictures - / Nice matching of perspective and sizing. Could make it more convincing if you added some "painterly" effects to the body. / Good attention to light and shadow play. I would only suggest running the photo source through filters to give t a painting texture. / Neck seems a bit odd in the back where it touches the collar, compared to his right side. / You have the wrong Rank on him. Washington is a six star general and I know that you are going to say that there is no such thing but in 1976 Congress created the rank: The General of The Armies of the United States so that no general can ever out rank Washington. / He should also be in an Army uniform as opposed to a Marines Uniform.
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 John Kerry, Washington Elitist funny pictures - / Nice chop. But is it possible for a non-elitist to achieve any political clout at all today. / Kinda reminds me of the "Sore Loserman" incident . . . in reverse. / This is really good.. Kerry has never looked so good.. Congrats on the Trophy |
 Denzel Washington + Bill Cosby funny pictures -
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 Barack Obama + Denzel Washington funny pictures - |
 Washington Monument funny pictures - / This is pretty cute, and I hate to split hairs, but Olympia, Washington is on the other side of the U.S. Not that I would mind the critters cleaning house in D.C. / outside of my entry (in humble way) this is my fav. Great idea and execution on it. / Katie I think our over the pond choppers are confused...can't blame them good chop. / we just need bi-planes to fly around it now. / I heard raccoons grow all their life. Dunno where people get this idea from... / as i said midian, this was my fav. it deserve more |
 George Washington funny pictures - / And how could they tell if it's the original fingerprint. George W. could be confirmed. / Very clever. Maybe the rest of the fingerprint blotter could have been covered up. |
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 Gangs of Washington DC funny pictures - / Good entry...Koosricardo, by the way Hill's face looks, I think she just passed gas, which "is" an atomic cloud. / Kings of the Hill. Congratulations, Rain. |
 George Washington Caricature funny pictures - / George never looked so good. / Good job and congrats on the dubble take, FW. / Another impeccable masterpiece.Congratulations. / that's really amazing work Funk-man the glasses was very cool congrats on the double win and keep going / This should be on the bill.. Fantastic job. / congrats on the double funk mate. fan freaking tastic / clean, wonderful, funny, unique. Another FW masterpiece. |
