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USA beats RussiaFunny USA beats Russia
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US defeats Russia 3-2 in Olympics hockey preliminary round
Good one. I can imagine Putin being a hockey goalie...but I imagine Obama can't stand up on skates
I think this is brilliant. and looks real too.

USA won the first medalFunny USA won the first medal
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sochi 2014
now it's the turn of Russia... Putin looks hot and strong for the event
Best Man stands..... well sorry putin, didnt count on you
Funny job, but why Putin's face is so blurry .
Any reason lucianomorelli Like just now I realize that Obama's face has a different body tone.

Surfin' USAFunny Surfin' USA
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Kerry looks like he's really into it... like he's about to pull off an arial or something.
Crazy boys... playing to become big boys
Super Kewl Luciano. John needs a bottle of Heinz ketchup to hold..
This is a perfectly executed chop luc...

Hillary, President of the USAFunny Hillary, President of the USA
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Hillary Clinton stands in the oval office, contemplating the position in which she now stands, as commander and chief of the most powerful military force on Planet Earth.
Well that would make me sick, or It will kill me.
Nope, after having helped the prez kill our Ambassador in Bengasi she will never be elected.
I disagree, Gummy. The people on her side of the aisle think that it's her turn. To get her elected, they'll play dirty. Don't underestimate them. Or her.
I'll have to put a VooDoo Coconut curse on her then.
Ted Cruz plans a really dirty campaign as well. Twenty sixteen, I predict, the USA is gonna look like a pig pen.
She actually said she's too old for this
A little birdie tells me that comment will be swept away when the time comes...

Google City, USAFunny Google City, USA
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Like the Colorful city of Google... well done on the colorful water reflection as well good work

USA Soccer HockeyFunny USA Soccer Hockey
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Lol... I have to tell you when the page went up wrong earlier I was both freaked and humored. Beautiful light. Early Congrats. ; )
TY, Ariel9, geriatric, Bmore and eusebio2win.
Hahaha, he's even missing some teeth. Brilliant.
Great look of him with well illuminated lights and nice prediction of him playing for Soccer Hockey.... well done using he scates to him good one
Thanks, Newsy, rajeshstar, PSMandrake, and pcrdds. glad you like it.
Cool composition very attractive light effects and Black red color with facial expression along with the Soccer-Hockey concept is Out of the box. Good Luck
Congratulations on the Silver Xaos54. Great light. ; )
Thanks again folks. TY for the Fav Bmore
Hey GLAD to see your Arts Again mate Xaos .. been years since i saw you last time i guess , your latest works are AMAZING .. keep up like that i miss to join here again

Destination `USA`Funny Destination `USA`
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A wonderful piece Hobbit, great imagination and job on the caricature and texture
Hmmmmmmm, excellentX5. I see you are exploring Topaz or some wickedly manipulated Fractalus Cool effects, huh.

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what a shot in the Eye Obama and Micheal power works this Olympics good luck team America..
We hope to win, but China has very strong State sport support program (similar USSR had before to win). It will be hard to take 1 place in the word. But anyway it will be great time to see competition (it was borring after EURO 2012 ended). Best Regards, W
Congratulations Wanderer. Michael Phelps to win the gold for swimming.

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bikini usaFunny bikini usa
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Great idea, and very clean work good posture
Very well designed, Nice bikini show to the world Liberty of Bikini

Queen in USAFunny Queen in USA - The Queen is visiting the USA and Jamestown, Virginia to celebrate it's 400th birthday. It is rumored she was at the first one. In this contest you are asked to photoshop Queen Elizabeth II if she decided to stay in the US. Some examples would be show her Americanization as she attends "Bike Nite" at the local Hooters or working as a cleaning lady in a big office building. The Queen might even join the US government - show us what she may do.

Miss USAFunny Miss USA - [ Miss USA Tara Conner, who almost lost her title due to visiting bars while underage and other inappropriate public behavior, will be allowed to keep her title, Donald Trump announced at the news conference. Trump, who owns the Miss Universe Organization with NBC, said "I've always been a believer in second chances." ] Donald Trump always gives people a second chance - if they don't do their job within a second, they are fired. In this contest you are asked to photoshop anything related to the recent Miss Universe scandal and Trump allowing her to keep the title.

Hurricanes in USAFunny Hurricanes in USA - Unless you live (like I do) in a dimly lit apartment totally isolated from the outside world, you have seen the TV weather reports with warnings of Hurricane Ernesto approaching the US, reaching Category 3, and thinking about making a stop in hurricanes' all time favorite place New Orleans. Before you start panicking and packing your suitcases however, I wish to remind you that weathermen are the only creatures on earth that are wrong 80% of the time and still keep their jobs. So if weathermen tell you Hurricane Ernesto will visit the US with a predicted destruction of twice the Hiroshima blast, you can go straight to the "predicted" eye of the hurricane which will be the safest place on earth. Hurricanes like to watch weather forecasts the same way we watch late-night shows, and they see weathermen as the best comics this planet ever produced. Every day the weather forecast is like David Letterman's Top 10 List. Hurricanes don't want their comic idols to get fired however, so every once in a while (yes, those are the 20% we talked about) they give them a break and go to the places predicted by weathermen. This time Hurricane Ernesto is "supposed" to visit several states/places in the US - sort of a vacation trip for a foreign hurricane. In this contest you are asked to show what places in the US Esnesto may visit by showing "vacation photos" of Esnesto at the US places/states it visits - similar to the usual vacation pictures people are taking (Hey, I've been HERE, and here, and HERE, look!) Either the hurricane itself, or the destruction from the hurricane has to be included in your entry picture to qualify. Make the pictures postcards-like and write Ernesto's impression of these places on the postcards. If you want to go even further you may address the Ernesto' postcard messages to any famous person... or another hurricane. E.g."Hey, Katrina, Greetings from Florida! Just a short stop here, as I hate their giant insects. If you ever stop here again, don't make eye contact on people - this is asking to be mugged. ~ Ernesto" P.S. If you run short of ideas, think of trailer parks. Hurricanes and trailer parks are naturally attracted to each other, sort of like Paris Hilton and STDs.

USA Owned by United Arab Emirates?Funny USA Owned by United Arab Emirates? - Take something the U.S. Government runs (Ports, the Postal service, FBI, CIA, TSA, IRS... anything the Federal Government is involved in) and create images showing what Arab ownership might do to it (e.g. Arab postmen and TSA, Arab FBI, etc.).

Arab USA?Funny Arab USA? - Show what the United States of America will look like in the future, if the USA Arab population grows at the same rate.

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