They have only five loaves of bread and two fishes for Russians
They have only five loaves of bread and two fishes for Russians
They have only five loaves of bread and two fishes for Russians. Member reactions:
At Least two Russian Rotenberg Brothers are not hungry
Good choice of sources. They all fit well.

Funny Two Faced

Two Faced
Member reactions:
Love the horse butt on the wall. Excellent Job.
Yeah, this one is applause worthy. Excellent idea, clever and funny

Funny Crocodile with Two Legs

Crocodile with Two Legs
Member reactions:
Decent work, but should have been an inanimate object

Funny Two Headed Turkey Playing the Banjo in Deliverance II

Two Headed Turkey Playing the Banjo in Deliverance II
Member reactions:
Darn awesome job, hidden. I would consider making the turkey skin pink rather than blue though (they kinda look like turkey zombies now )
Congrats on the gold Hitspinner
, I didn't change the color of the skin, Vlad. Thank you Gummy, Andwhat, NM, Balodiya, Nanny and Hobbit
Hitspinner needs to start creating master class tutorials.
Gold Congrats, Hitspinner. Another Masterpiece.
Thanks Andrew, Old School and Bob. If you are looking for tips and tutorials we have plenty in: Photoshop techniques in the forums/community page. It is a bit hard for me to create tutorials because I use multiple programs that would be quite confusing. I threaten to create a video on art/chopping theory which would be from my perspective, not necessarily everyone else's.

Funny Obama's Head Split in Two

Obama's Head Split in Two
Member reactions:
Yin and the Yang of Barack Hussein Obama Super Kewl Hidden.
(Sound of jaw hitting the floor ) Seriously freaking awesome, Hidden. The angel with the US Prez seal as a halo, is my fave here... and as they say "the devil is in the details". I always suspected Obama has some split personality issues
Ugggggggh. Well done but ugggggggh. Reminds me of a TC we rolled on back when I was a firefighter but for the dead color inside. Masterfully done blurring of reflection and setting the grim mood. Might be a winner
Too bad the age of the hands don't match obamas face, otherwise fantastic
I was wondering the same thing myself, and if it was intentional, what was the significance. Great work on the chop, nonetheless.
I like the hands and that prevales over age correctness apparently, hehe. not gonna change it for you nitpickers .*.#.
Nitpicking would imply that I thought there was something wrong with the hands being older, which I donít. My gut reaction when first viewing your chop, prior to reading deaddog's comment, was that the older hands were intentional, and I was just curious what it was exactly that you were signifying by that.
Okidoki, thanks,I'm glad you like it. I had the photo of the hands on my computer for a while now, waiting for the right chop to come along. The way they are folded and the character/detail is just appealing to me. It seemed appropriate in this picture, due to the contemplating state of Obama. The age difference is not really noticeable from my perspective, even when commented on by others, they just seem like hands with character and experience,. perfect for the subject.
Thanks, hidden ... 'tis a grand chop, indeed.
I thought that his hands instantly grew old when his head split and the devil jumped out his chest. Totally Awesome.
You're an excellent chopper, hidden ... You must be an old hand at this sort of thing ...
Those hands are a farmers hands or a carpenters or somebody that has toiled to turn a buck. Age appropriate in that case. I saw your use of artistic license immediately, not that I would have hexed the chop anyway. I don't think you have to worry about the kiss of death on this chop from distracting comments. It has legs for the finish tape. But I know how you feel..... Good luck J...hidden
Thanks Hits. I wasn't worried though. I just really like my hands is all.
Excellent . Some doubts....his head is not empty....his hands seem to belong to an older man.
Golden Congrats, j-m-x . Ö and, Iím hoping all these wonderful chops don't equate to you smokiní more ciggies
thanks, i'm smoking like a chimney and planning on suing freakingnews for three million dollar so i can buy some more.
Congrats on the Win, Jere.... One Freakishly Good Choppage. Love how you jam-pack an image with quality caricatures.
Congratulations on the Gold Winner, J-Mix. Your caricatures are phenomenal.
gummy. thanks for the compliments guys.
Congrats on the gold win Jeremix.This is an amazing masterpiece
Jere, how about this - you don't sue us, and in return we'll ask Michelle Obama to do a full split for you.
deal.. but if she doesn't comply it's back to the suing thing, coz i gotta smo.. i mean eat too.

Funny Fagan with Two Artfull Dodgers

Fagan with Two Artfull Dodgers
My view on how I see George Osbourne, Ian Duncan Smith and David Cameron and how they are perceived perhaps by others.

Funny Cow with Two Legs

Cow with Two Legs
Member reactions:
Where its forelegs... and how she balanced herself

Funny Two Headed Dragon Lizard

Two Headed Dragon Lizard
Sources

Funny Queen with a Two Headed Leopard

Queen with a Two Headed Leopard
Member reactions:
I think this is excellent. Something wrong with the perspective on the paw that's forward on the skull. But the leopard otherwise is fabulous. Congrats on a deserved win.
Well I'll be flabbergasted. Icy caught one of the very rare funkwood mistakes I don't even expect to find anymore. Just proves you are mortal after all Hehe. Aside from that, stellar looking chop sir Funk. Congrats on the gold.
Thanks all....Yeah I suppose I should've used something smaller than the skull and moved it back a bit...
Yep, that is all it was. But hey, as I am looking at this, I see an M.C. Escher illusion going on. Just say it was on purpose, right. hahahahaha. It could be a cool thing to have a contest with perspective anomalies.

Funny Giant Two Headed Marmot

Giant Two Headed Marmot

Funny Two-Faced Celebrities

Two-Faced Celebrities
Public figures are often accused of being two-faced. When Abraham Lincoln was accused of being two-faced he replied, "If I had two faces, do you think this is the one I'd be wearing?". Today we are going to literally create two-faced celebrities and politicians. The right half of a face has to be from one celebrity and the left half from another. Here's a good example . Politicians and celebrities face mixes are also allowed and cross gender face breeds too. This contest is a sequel to our mega popular contest from 2006 that was featured in many newspapers and magazines including People Magazine and The Daily Mail. Please include celebrity names in your entry titles. Many thanks to LunaC for the themepost.

Funny Two Tummies

Two Tummies
This Sunday we continue our freaking experiment with provided source images. Photoshop this photo of two tummies (photo credit: Charles Roffey ) any way you wish. Some examples - show where these guys are heading, change their outfit, or make them perform some stunts. This is a speed contest with only 24 hours for submissions.

Funny Two-Faced Celebrities

Two-Faced Celebrities
Public figures are often accused of being two-faced. When Abraham Lincoln was accused of being two-faced he replied, "If I had two faces, do you think this is the one I'd be wearing?". Today we are going to literally create two-faced celebrities and politicians. The right half of a face has to be from one celebrity and the left half from another. Here's a good example . Politicians and celebrities face mixes are also allowed and cross gender face breeds too. This contest is a sequel to our mega popular contest from 2006 that was featured in many newspapers and magazines including People Magazine and The Daily Mail. Please include celebrity names in your entry titles.

Funny Two-Faced Celebrities

Two-Faced Celebrities
Public figures are often accused of being two-faced. When Abraham Lincoln was accused of being two-faced he replied, "If I had two faces, do you think this is the one I'd be wearing?". Today we are going to expose two-faced politicians and celebrities, similarly to how it's done in the example (Madonna + Julianne Moore). Note such details in the example: one flipped face (on top) includes the eyes, while the other (lower) face is taken from another celebrity. It's up to you whether/how to include the eyebrows. (In such setting eyebrows kinda look like bags under eyes :) ) Don't forget to include the celebrity names in your titles or comments.

Funny Two-Faced Celebrities

Two-Faced Celebrities
According to parents and doctors, Indian baby born with two faces is doing fine. What a coincidence - all two-faced politicians are also doing just fine. Photoshop celebrities and politicians with two faces, similar to how it's done in this example. As in the example above, two faces need to have one joint eye and eyebrow. You can use two faces of the same celebrity (as in the example above) or faces from two different celebrities/politicians. Please include celebriy names in your entry titles.

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