Sacrament of Holy Nap Time Declared
Sacrament of Holy Nap Time Declared
Sacrament of Holy Nap Time Declared. Well nobody's perfect. The College of Cardinals messed up and heard the message from God as "Get a new Baby Pope," when what the Almighty was actually saying was "Get a new Pope, baby." This is the first time in history the Creator of the UnIverse is known to have used the term "baby", in a prayer response, divine revelation to an undeserving human, or spiritually enlightening graffiti spray-painted on a public wall space. Dubbed Pope Innocent XIV (he's a baby for crying out loud) was not available for comment as an Abess from the Cistercian Order of the Holy Napkin was changing the Peeing Pontiff. This is not the first time in history a Pope needing changing.

Funny TIME CAPSULE

TIME CAPSULE
Paul Revere and John Adams send time capsule to the future
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Great Reminds the Older adventure machine.
The central sphere is a challenging task here, but you did a wonderful job.
Thank you Newsy, Jere, Doc, Swasshbuckle, balodiya, Gummy and Anuradhaalla... I am generally looking for 9s and 10s.
Awesomeness at its finest. Grats on the silver Tim.
Should have been the winner in my book. I hate that there were only 9 voters. Not enough to get a true read. GREAT work.
...and some of the voters were voting "strategically"...ie, voting low on quality entries to enhance the chances for their own. I notice that the strategic voters usually vote early and the fair voters show up later. This work is definitely NOT a 6.

Funny Campbells Soup helps for cold time

Campbells Soup helps for cold time
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That cold nose with a bulb ice is real stuff
Top ten in great company, wonderful wonderland chop.

Funny The Persistence of Time

The Persistence of Time
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I Like the mask idea . I finally explored Flaming Pear and the "Flood" filter. It was like Christmas at Hitspinner's . I have always taken the long way to produced water effects. This is stunning. Sold me totally
Dali meets photoshop. I love how you nade a natural transition here from reality to painting and back with that woman's figure.
Silver congrats, Funkmeister. Had no idea this was yours.
Congratulations. I voted lower than this chop deserved-oops.
Congrats, Funkwood. Doesn't get much better than this. I'm sure Dali would have tipped his at in appreciation...
Great work as always funk Congrats on the Silver. Not a whole lot of time to chop for me these days, it was nice to get one in especially after all the inspiration you and others have been providing. This one was definitely a nod in your direction and I was glad that you didn't comment until the end to keep folks guessing.

Funny Time Non Person of the Year

Time Non Person of the Year

Funny Winter time of De Venus by Botticelli

Winter time of De Venus by Botticelli
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Too much. Sorry, NewsMaster doesn't allow to remove winter jacket. I would like to leave only skis and shoes.
It is XXI century, sir. Liposuction, skiing and diet help a lot.
The Venus is great here. I love the wind-blowing guys - they naturally look like they are blowing frosty wind now.

Funny Quality Time

Quality Time
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Hehe...My wife affectionately calls my chops pretty pictures.
Haha...my first 3 wives worked like this.
Oh God. Hahahahahaha yes, yes, I am familiar with this.... Pretty pictures hahaha, Yeah, I know that one to.
Thanks all. Hitspinner it has been some time back when we discussed something similar about how the wives felt, which gave me this idea.

Funny Party all the Time

Party all the Time

Funny Time machine

Time machine
I used this source
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Congrats on the wood, Hids.
Really nice. Simple but effective. I bet Katy'd like this.

Funny Is time to sleep

Is time to sleep
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Freaking hilarious. Love the chess clock.
Well done. Why is "MARIANPRED" on the curb.
Some confusion with lights and shadows. Man on the left is blurry.
Fantastic piece, and lil cat steals the show..

Funny Time Person of the Year

Time Person of the Year
Time magazine will announce its "Person of the Year" on December 10, and will feature him/her in the magazine's December issue. However, earlier this week, one of the Time employees already spilled the beans and leaked the December's issue magazine cover which we feature in the themepost. Should we really believe Time has chosen Vladimir Putin or is it just a clever photoshop hoax? If this cover is authentic, it will be the second time the magazine has honored Putin (first time being 2007). After the annexation of Crimea, Putin does not stop Russia's involvement in the civil war in Ukraine, even at the cost of his country being hit by the Western sanctions. That's a classic case when a man's ego is put in front of the nation's interests. And the Time's honorary award will only boost his ego. While we wait till December 10 to know for sure, choose your own (worthy or unworthy) person and Photoshop him/her on the TIME magazine cover as 2014 Person of the Year. Real or fictional celebrities (from movies, cartoons, paintings) are all welcome.

Funny Time Person of the Year

Time Person of the Year
Time magazine has named Pope Francis "Person of the Year", saying the Catholic Church leader has dramatically changed the perception of the 2000 year old institution in a very short time. This honor puts Pope Francis in the company of U.S. President Barack Obama, Pope John Paul II and Russian President Vladimir Putin, among other prominent world figures Time magazine has picked in past years. Choose your own (worthy or unworthy) person and Photoshop him/her on the TIME magazine cover as 2013 Person of the Year. Real or fictional celebrities (from movies, cartoons, paintings) are all welcome.

Funny 2012 Time Person of the Year

2012 Time Person of the Year
The editors of Time magazine will officially name the magazine's "Person of the Year" on December 19 on the Today show. However, before the magazine's pick is announced, Time ran a poll among its readers and found that the majority (over 5 million voters) chose Kim Jong Un as "Person of the Year". While the readers' choice is not an official magazine's pick, it does speak volumes when they pick a dictator who did not make a public appearance till 2010, and hardly has any accomplishments under his belt except "inheriting" the country from his father, and trying hard to rule like him. The poll was conducted online, so anyone in the world with an internet access could cast their vote. One thing is for sure - over 5 million of Time readers think that "dictators are cool". Perhaps it's "time" for the magazine to rethink why their content attracts such audience. Choose your own (worthy or unworthy) person and Photoshop him/her on the TIME magazine cover as 2012 Person of the Year. Real or fictional celebrities (from movies, cartoons, paintings) are all welcome.

Funny Hollywood Time Travel

Hollywood Time Travel
March 8 at 2am the USA and Canada sprung forward by an hour and stepped into Daylight Saving Time. The EU and Russia will begin Daylight Saving Time on Sunday, March 29. Although it's not exactly time travel, adjusting the clocks by an hour forward does have a direct effect on people - they lose an hour of sleep and feel grouchy all day. Photoshop time travel of Hollywood actors by putting the actors from the older movies into more recent movies, OR putting the actors from the recent movies into old movies. TV shows are acceptable too. Some examples are: making Steve McQueen act in "Harry Potter", or making Brad Pitt act in "Some Like it Hot", etc. Either movie stills or movie posters are acceptable.

Funny Celebrity Time Travel

Celebrity Time Travel
Boxofficemojo has published the toplist of time travel movies based on their gross ticket receipts. Surprisingly no movies could beat the 1985 box office success of the first installment of "Back to the Future" - not even the Terminator or Star Trek flicks. Ironically, if you want a large box office for time travel movies, you have to go back in time to the 80s. Photoshop time travel by placing any famous person out of his time. Think of the examples like what Einstein could be doing nowadays, or what movies Scarlett Johansson would star in 1950s.

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