Funny Stamps Pictures - Photoshop Pix
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Whom would you put on a stamp? Charlie Sheen? Lady Gaga? Yourself? Hoping to boost sagging revenue, the U.S. Postal Service abandoned on Monday its long-standing rule that stamps cannot feature people who are still alive and is asking the public for suggestions.
The post office is inviting suggestions through Facebook, Twitter, a website and by mail to the Citizens' Stamp Advisory Committee, c/o Stamp Development, Room 3300, 475 L'Enfant Plaza SW, Washington, DC 20260-3501.
Let's help the U.S. Postal Service find new stamp designs that may (or may not) help them boost their sagging revenue. Let's show what new stamps may (or may not) appeal to the public.
Many thanks to GarRobMil for the contest concept. |
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| Funny Food Stamps pictures -
US Citizens depending on the government to pay for their food is at an all-time high. The White House now estimates that an average of 40.5 million people, which more than an eighth of the population, will get food stamps each month.
Don't expect a reversal anytime soon as the figure is projected to rise to 43.3 million in 2011, reports the Boston Globe.
Design new food stamps/coupons which may cheer up or upset the people who use them.
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| Funny US Postage Stamps pictures -
Postage rates will increase in 2011, with first-class stamps rising from 44 cents to 46 cents starting in January, pending approval by the Postal Regulatory Commission, the US Postal Service announced Tuesday. It is the latest in a series of cost-cutting, revenue-raising moves the USPS has made as it confronts plummeting service, out-of-control health-care and pension costs, and a massive budget deficit. With Americans abandoning regular mail in favor of the electronic, the USPS has been unprofitable for a number of years and is drilling a hole in the US budget. Next year's USPS projected loss is over $7 billion. Postmaster general said if the Postal Regulatory Commission won't approve the postage stamp price increase, they will have to start firing people and closing offices, as they are one step away from bankruptcy.
So, we will see the postage stamp prices increase in 2010. The USPS already came up with the new stamp prices but they are still shopping for ideas for what should be featured on these new stamps. Let's help the USPS design new postage stamps of different (real or not so real) denominations. Will they approve our stamp designs? Let's see who (or what) deserves to be featured on these stamps.
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This Monday US postage stamp prices officially go up from 39 to 41 cents. But here's the good news - you can still buy stamps that will remain valid regardless of future price. They are called "forever" stamps. Not because of the price, because of delivery times.
In this contest you are asked to design new US postage stamps, possibly showing new postal price of your choice. Alternatively make existing stamps bigger or smaller and put them on other objects - buildings, people, animals, insects, etc.
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[ Flori-duh voters strike again. An absentee ballot was mailed with
a rare stamp worth as much as $200,000 - the famous
"Inverted Jenny" - but the vote did not count as there was no name on
the envelope. ]
In a related story, famous stamp collector from Florida misses one of
his most valued stamps after he asked his wife to mail an absentee
ballot. Election after election, Florida voters just keep getting
confused about this voting thing, but you can't blame them - it takes
time for half a million Cubans to Americanize.
In this contest you are asked to make stamps depicting any person or event in the past 20 years (till today). The stamps will have to have some error or
imperfection (design error, print error, spelling error, etc.) which
will make these stamps a rarity in the years to come. Giving the
stamps an old worn-out look is a plus.
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| Funny Stamp pictures - Time for Freaking News to make new stamp designs. Show the stamps that made the U.S. Postal Service re-evaluate the program. |
| Funny Stamps pictures - Who, in your opinion, deserves to be the next person featured on a new stamp? Use your imagination to help the U.S. Postal Service design the new stamp! |
 Homer Simpson Beer Stamps funny pictures - Sources here / Awesome chop hidden, Can you show us the sources. Thanks and good luck.. / Thanks for the sources. Excellant use of them. / Quality work all around. "Value 1 Quart". / Threw me off with this one Rainman, never would have known it was you. Definately the best of the bunch. Congrats / Ah...you fixed the spelling error-always detail-oriented. Congratulations. / i knew it's would get gold .. congrats on it teacher , awesome chop as always / Thanks all Yeah Geriatric, misspelled on the other pic too,
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 Barack Obama Communism Stamp funny pictures - Please view full / Congrats RW, nicework Buy ten and they throw in some top ramen... / awesome work pike..well done on the gold..love obama chinese..so cool, so funny.. / was really funny work and powerful details .. well done pike you did awesome work , congrats on the gold, keep up you top works / That is the cutest stamp i've seen yet. Congrats on the win. / Congratulations. Nice job-love the dental work. / Excellent caricature work. Grats on a great win. |
 We the Sheeple Postage Stamp Series funny pictures - / hah, this is great, i was doing a roll of stamps with a stream of never ending sheep jumping fences from stamp to stamp, but now im glad i aggressivley binned it as this outshines the field, or should i say paddock / amazing work , love how you make it like that on the wall ( you ROCK hidden ) / im sensing a sheeple/sheople phase. hope it doesnt get out of control like remmy / Thanks all Okay enough sheeple stuff from me for awhile, / Congrats on the silver Rainman. Great chop. / , well done rainman...a joy to watch.. / teacher that was truly great work .the lighting looks awesome in the center of pic , great work on little details . congrats on the silver and keep going / Congratulations. The concept forces you to use and anticipate the next piece of the 'Sheeple' puzzle. Maybe it could put the P.O. in the black, again. Capitalism at its best. / Nice texture work and I like the segmented sheet. Grats
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 Queen Hilary Clinton of America Stamp funny pictures - Meet the new Queen's stamp for 2012 / Congrats Ismeal Hillary looks great, . / Congrats on the bronze Ismael, super chop. / Thank you guys. I'm compeating with the best here...AZRainman is sweeping up with the competition, we have to stop him...hahaha... / This is the way I always see Hillary, creepy. Great chop. Congrats. / Trying to knock out Rainmain is akin to the kid going to a gunfight against the the gunfighter with corpses left in every town. You have to accept you are going to die and just keep blasting at him until maybe you hit him too hahahahahahaah Here is what I think.. I'm not here to beat anyone or anything except the last chop I entered. Given that pressure on seld sooner or later every chop I do will be a contender as long as I don't go stupid over content. Consistancy is what makes Rainman appear to be the best when in fact there are numerous choppers that chop at that level that are capable of delivering superb chops at any given time. AZ is just steady as Tiger woods. He is also something like a professor of photoshop, really monster brain knowledgable. / awesome stamp...dunno if id lick her ass though... / great one ismael , congrats on the trophy keep going |
 China Rice Food Stamps funny pictures - Coupon was completely rebuilt from an actual food stamp photo. Hi-res source and new coupon image here. / hahaha freaking amazing work .. i love it alot / The coupon is gleat. Mole lice prease. Love the grasses too. / Once again, one heck of a good job as always. CONGRATS. / congrats again on this one too keep going teacher / and congrats on this too mate. love the textures / Congrats AZ on the double....freaking fantastic work |
 The Stamp That Licks Itself funny pictures - / How did you make the tongue so long without a lot of blurriness. The tongue being sharp makes the image really good. And eww to Paul. / Ganmerlad...Hey...that's not me. It's Biden. This IS funny, though. / pccrds, I meant Ron Paul...I would never cast aspersions against your tongue. That's Biden. oops / At Ganmerlad...... I just used the same piece over and over then bent it in liquify. / Perfect concept. All talk-No action. / Congratulations on your self adhesive stamp win. / Silver congrats to you deaddog . . . love your style . . . I'm sure I just squeaked by . . . / Congrats on the silver. Great idea. Good job. |
 Gluttony Bucks Food Stamps funny pictures - Please view full / Bummer-you grabbed my Fat Man and the Super-Burger Deluxe pics. Great job. / You mean this isn't real. A USDA 'Happy Meal'. / The more I look at this chop the more hungry I get and the more this man reminds me some kind of predator... Quality stuff. "Good for 5000 calories". / Congrats RW, nice modernization of that old stamp / that's cool work pike congrats on the bronze / congrats rw mate. lovein it. the "FATA55" code was a nice touch / hahaha, ew that fat dude..hahaha congrats man....love it |
 Stamp Siegfried and Roy funny pictures - / The Lion may sleep tonight but the tiger eats tonight. |
 Stamp Johnny Cash funny pictures - A tribute to the Man in Black |
 Political Has-Been Stamps funny pictures - / Very cute idea - the "Has Beens" - Nice Job / and gotta love the Caution message, hahaha. / Congratulations on being featured G.R.M. . . . nice work. . . . and thanks for the contest idea . . . |
