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Sgt. SnailFunny Sgt. Snail
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had lots of fun doing this one. hope you guys like it.
This is Great Awesome Superb Execution
Congrats on the gold, Dilemma. Another entry, another gold, - you are on a roll.
Yes this does seriously ROCK... Gold Trophy Congratulations, Dilemma. Professional look to it….a 10..
Felicitaciones Dilemma.... Poniéndola en la China
Felicitaciones Dilemma.... Poniéndola en la China
Felicitaciones Dilemma.... Poniéndola en la China


GI SnailFunny GI Snail
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Honestly, one of the best chops in the contest. How you did the uniform deserves a merit.

Snail goes to warFunny Snail goes to war
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Camping snailFunny Camping snail
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Riding The Mechanical SnailFunny Riding The Mechanical Snail
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Brilliantly done. Where do you get your ideas for your chops. You never run out of the funny ones.
Hahahaha, "Dang ya varmit, any slower and we'd be going backwards ." Nice one doc
Congrats on finally winning something. See, you stick to it and you come out on top. Well done, you.

Tale of Miss Dale SnailFunny Tale of Miss Dale Snail
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Sources. Sit right back and you'll hear the TALE of Miss DALE SNAIL, who got MAIL from her boyfriend in JAIL "Do not FAIL. Bring BAIL." and so set SAIL with only a PAIL of STALE KALE on a TRAIL through a dangerous GALE with HAIL, past a WHALE, wearing her Sunday VEIL ... This all happened in Iowa, of course.
Love the little story/song. Excellent Job.
Me loved the chop, and loved the little poem that you have written for it.
Congratulations on a Trophy Win, Icy. Enchanting presentation and artwork. Fantastic work with the sources.
Thank you all so much ... Thanks, Newsy. I came to make a change and the contest submission was over -- otherwise, was going to add "Drank too much ALE, do not FAIL, come with BAIL" ... because WHY was the boyfriend in jail, right. ... stories are very important to me in my chops. UncleChamp, thanks for noticing the work with the sources. I tried more than before and it worked. Inspiring to see what is possible.
Artfully done. Very nice composition, Icy

snail rodeoFunny snail rodeo
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Dry dusty sand, No place for a slimy snail.
Hahaha, look at the snail face expression.
Uh, gee...another BOTS character. w00t.

Snail PaiLFunny Snail PaiL
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Snail ChocosFunny Snail Chocos
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Beautiful. Where can I order them and how much do they cost. Excellent Job.

Bringing a Snail to a Knight FightFunny Bringing a Snail to a Knight Fight
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Why Were Medieval Knights Always Fighting Snails. (Woohoo. A link to the page that links to the Story.)
Sorry gang...I've tried to make this link work...any help would be appreciated.
Try this link directly http://blogs.smithsonianmag.com/smartnews/2013/10/why-were-medieval-knights-always-fighting-snails/
Great to see a strong helmet for Snails well designed
Fantastic chop - I love what you did to the snail, creating a mega alien monster from it. Welcome back, az.

Common SnailFunny Common Snail - This Sunday we continue our freaking experiment with provided source images. Photoshop the photo of this snail climbing over a fence (photo credit: Tavogalarza) any way you wish. Some examples are - show other stunts this snail is capable of, make it climb any other objects or places. These are just some ideas. This is a speed contest with just a day for submissions.


If Snails RuledFunny If Snails Ruled - News from Florida this week. The state suffers a massive outbreak of Giant African snails that are spreading diseases and destroying the crops. It's estimated that at least 600,000 African Giant snails are in Florida this year, that grew to the size of rats, and pose significant health risk to the population or animals that come in contact with them or the crops that the infected snails eat. The snails eat pretty much every plant that grows in Florida, and the start of the rainy season will bring even more giant snails from underground hibernation. A squad of 50 Florida policemen are now on a full-time snail hunt. Their task? Find and destroy the snails before they destroy Florida. Photoshop what life would be like if snails ruled the world.

Snail SportsFunny Snail Sports - Snail racing has been a popular event for many years, especially popular in China where people like to place bets on snails. World Snail Racing Championships have been held for 28 years at Congham, Norfolk, UK. The 2012 world snail racing championship was held on 18th August 2012 and the winner was a snail called Racer owned and trained by Sue, aged 5, from King's Lynn. Racer completed the course in 3 minutes 20 seconds. Photoshop snails in any kind of sport activity.

Snail SportsFunny Snail Sports - Snail racing has been a popular event for many years, especially popular in China where people like to place bets on snails. World Snail Racing Championships have been held for 25 years at Congham, Norfolk, UK. The 2009 world snail racing championship was held on Saturday 18th July, and the winner was a snail called Terry, which finished the distance of 13 inches in 2 minutes 49 seconds. Photoshop snails in any kind of sport activity.

SnailFunny Snail - Photoshop this snail image (click to download) any way you wish. Some examples are: merging this snail with other animals, giving a paint-job to snail shell, putting this snail into some unusual environment. These are just some ideas. Many thanks to Algiamil and Stock Exchange for providing the source image.


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