Funny Seniors Pictures

Jared Kushner Senior by Johannest Vermeer Junior.

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Obama hints at changes to be made to Medicare
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Yes, he is making a sequel to the great movie Grand Torino. Coming soon to movie theaters near you. Don't miss it.

US Army is planning to raise the enlistee age limit to bring older recruits and meet its recruiting goals. "Lots of older people are fit and are living longer, and they figure they can do this. We have been very satisfied with the older recruits so far," said a spokesman for the U.S. Army Recruiting Command. In this contest you are asked photoshop senior, older people in the military, or create promotional materials (billboards, adverts, etc.) for recruiting older people to the U.S. military. Your entries have to relate to the US military (Army, Navy, Air Force or Marines) only, no other countries please (they did not approve older folks in the army yet!)

If you see grandmas and grandpas carrying machine guns and wearing khaki - don't worry - they are just new army recruits (unless you see them in the Bronx, where it's just a tradition). [ US Army has raised the enlistee age limit to bring older recruits and meet its recruiting goals. "Lots of older people are fit and are living longer, and they figure they can do this. We have been very satisfied with the older recruits so far," said a spokesman for the U.S. Army Recruiting Command.] Come to think of it there are at least some benefits for the seniors to join the army: 1) They stay fit by doing drills and eating healthy food (sorry, no McDonald's in the army for you, grandma). 2) They can travel to exciting new places, meet interesting new people, and kill them. 3) In a hostage situation they are likely to be released first. 4) If they have a party, sergeants won't even realize it. 5) Top army secrets are safe with senior recruits because they can't remember them anyway. 6) Army commanders find it easier to control senior recruits because their supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size. If you think of more, let me know. Now I gotta go and give my grandma a call - she forgot her bazooka last time she visited (damn, she forgets everything). In this contest you are asked photoshop senior, older people in the military, or create promotional materials (billboards, adverts, etc.) for recruiting older people to the U.S. military. Your entries have to relate to the US military (Army, Navy, Air Force or Marines) only, no other countries please (they did not approve older folks in the army yet!)

Create images of elderly people doing extreme sports.

Create images that show old people - senior citizens on the net. This could be chat boxes, dating websites, nursing home "net" activity, or online products developed specifically for senior people to surf the net.

Redesign the current computer games to suit Senior Gamers (e.g. "Grandma Croft", etc.) or design your own game for seniors and pensioners.