Funny Seniors Pictures - Photoshop Pix
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| Funny Seniors in the US Army pictures -
US Army is planning to raise the enlistee age limit to bring older recruits and meet its recruiting goals. "Lots of older people are fit and are living longer, and they figure they can do this. We have been very satisfied with the older recruits so far," said a spokesman for the U.S. Army Recruiting Command.
In this contest you are asked photoshop senior, older people in the military, or create promotional materials (billboards, adverts, etc.) for recruiting older people to the U.S. military. Your entries have to relate to the US military (Army, Navy, Air Force or Marines) only, no other countries please (they did not approve older folks in the army yet!)
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| Funny Seniors in the U.S. Army pictures - If you see grandmas and grandpas carrying machine guns and wearing khaki - don't worry - they are just new army recruits (unless you see them in the Bronx, where it's just a tradition). [ US Army has raised the enlistee age limit to bring older recruits and meet its recruiting goals. "Lots of older people are fit and are living longer, and they figure they can do this. We have been very satisfied with the older recruits so far," said a spokesman for the U.S. Army Recruiting Command.] Come to think of it there are at least some benefits for the seniors to join the army:
1) They stay fit by doing drills and eating healthy food (sorry, no McDonald's in the army for you, grandma).
2) They can travel to exciting new places, meet interesting new people, and kill them.
3) In a hostage situation they are likely to be released first.
4) If they have a party, sergeants
won't even realize it.
5) Top army secrets are safe with senior recruits
because they can't remember them anyway.
6) Army commanders find it easier to control senior recruits because their supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.
If you think of more, let me know. Now I gotta go and give my grandma a call - she forgot her bazooka last time she visited (damn, she forgets everything).
In this contest you are asked photoshop senior, older people in the military, or create promotional materials (billboards, adverts, etc.) for recruiting older people to the U.S. military. Your entries have to relate to the US military (Army, Navy, Air Force or Marines) only, no other countries please (they did not approve older folks in the army yet!)
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| Funny Seniors in Sports pictures - Create images of elderly people doing extreme sports. |
| Funny Games for Seniors pictures - Redesign the current computer games to suit Senior Gamers (e.g. "Grandma Croft", etc.) or design your own game for seniors and pensioners. |
 Senior Olympics funny pictures - / Thanks, pree. Thanks, G-Man. Thanks, tuco. Thanks, rajeshstar. Thanks, dd. / . . . and Bronze Congrats as well . . . great work. / Thanks, qtrmoonshop. For those who don't know, that's ME on the stretcher...and Disasterman as the EMT on the left. / Hey...I'm old...I belong there. Bwahahahahah.
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 Seniors 98 & Younger Wanted funny pictures - / Very well done. Clever Idea...nice, hidden. / Thank god you are'nt enlisting Grumpyotj . The damn world has changed still WW2 . I could'nt even run a mile these days , Thx ..... / an execution really perfect, a beautiful composition, a wonderful work... compliments / greaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat wood... deserve much.... / chilliiii... soo funny... congratulationss. and Rickytrek1 is right the works wonderful and the composition |
 NASCAR seniors funny pictures - / ... This is too freaking funny... Look at Grandma & Grandpa burning rubber... Great job. / This is brilliance at its best. NASCAR old geezers / .. When I grow up, I want one. This is good quality work. One of the best in show. / AHAHAHA hilarious, you cant forget the seniors.
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 PlayStation for Seniors funny pictures - Gray Station, Sony design with future gamers in mind / This is really great. Good concept, great follow through on the design and presentation. Love your logo design, too. |
 Olympic Seniors Pair Skating American Gothic Painting funny pictures - / Freaking awesome. Could have won the gold in the Olympics contest. / I think American Gothic is a standard for all photoshoppers, I myslef have made many images out of these two familiar faces..this is cute. |
 Half-Life for Seniors funny pictures - Six small changes... |
 Clint Eastwood in Grand Senior-ino funny pictures - Yes, he is making a sequel to the great movie Grand Torino. Coming soon to movie theaters near you. Don't miss it. |
 Senior Discount funny pictures - Rapidly becoming more popular than the casino trips. / Wish that was my name - people are always calling it out to me. |
 Bush Senior funny pictures - |
 Bush Senior & John Kerry funny pictures - |
