A Pole and a Scroll for Christmas
A Pole and a Scroll for Christmas
A Pole and a Scroll for Christmas. Member reactions:
, they feel so happy she gave him the divorce. My new wife gave to me... a kick in the groin for looking at the ex doing a pole dance next to our Christmas tree. .

Funny Greek God Scroll on a Tree

Greek God Scroll on a Tree
τις καλύτερες ευχές μου σε σας σε αυτό το νέο έτος 2009, που μετράται από το Γρηγοριανό ημερολόγιο. Μάιος έχετε μια ευημερούσα χρόνια ... αν μπορείτε να καταλάβετε αυτές τις λέξεις ...
Member reactions:
Web Translation. my better wishes in you in this new year 2009, that {209 Gallons Wine} by {Gregorian} timetable. May you have one I prospered {Time} if you can occupy these words
If you trade the 209 gallons of wine for the same amount of single malt scotch I'll be happy.
translation: "best wishes to you in this new year 2009, measured by the Gregorian* calendar. May you have a prosperous years ... if you can understand these words ..." *The Gregorian calender is the one which we go by. The one which says that New Years is 10 days after Solstice, and was created by the Romans. Other calendars have other New Years dates and other ways of counting the years.
..."If You can Occupy these Words" was much more Poetic ... Almost Pure Art. Thank God. ...The Babelfish.
ti gan yis . me anoma is pree ,, ok i tried.
You guys are just to funny. Happy New Year.

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