Funny Osama Bin Laden pictures - Just when you think they've got Osama Bin Laden cornered he vanishes again. It's time for another round of "Hide that Osama!" Create images of where you think the leader of Al Qaeda has fled and what he might be doing while in hiding. And if you find it difficult to hide him, remember, the Holidays are here.
Funny Osama Bin Laden Alive? pictures -
Al Qaeda number 1 leader, Osama Bin Laden, has a new video tape, where he addresses his followers.
Intelligence sources say the video tape is likely authentic, and is a prove that America's most wanted terrorist is still alive. In the tape Osama Bin Laden, who is now 50, appears with a shorter beard which is black and has no grey hair - a clear sign that the beard must be fake and that Osama shaved his own beard. Intelligence says this can be a clue to the present whereabouts of Osama, and that his likely location may be southeast Asia, the Philippines, or Indonesia - the places where Muslim men do not wear beards. The tape is also studied for other clues to Bin Laden's current location.
Photoshop anything related to the recent news that Osama Bin Laden is alive. Examples may include showing where and how Osama may be hiding, how he may look, now that he's older, and perhaps misses a beard. Perhaps he even had a plastic surgery? These are just some ideas.
Funny Osama Bin Laden dead? pictures - [ French newspapers, citing the French intelligence, claimed that Osama Bin Laden - the world's most wanted terrorist - may be dead after he had succumbed to typhoid fever while hiding in Pakistan. President Jacques Chirac responded to questions from reporters by saying: "This information is in no way confirmed, in no way whatsoever, and I have no comment to make about it." ]
President Jacques Chirac was probably right that you should not trust any reports from the French intelligence, let alone the French newspapers. French intelligence is like American weathermen - wrong 80% of times, and still keep their jobs. This reminds me the recent Fidel Castro scam in the media - the whole world was so wrongly led to believe Fidel was half-dead while he turned out to be half-alive. You should only read trusted sources, folks. One of OUR reliable sources (OK, it's our FN French member Apraxine) reported yesterday: "Unfortunately I have bad news. I live quite near Cannes, whilst walking my dog the other day near Mougins, (Alpes Maritimes) I just happened to bump into Osama, who told me he was interested in buying a house formerly owned by Francois Duvalier, from Haiti. Looking at the bright side, he did complain about having a sore throat."
In this contest you are asked to photoshop Osama half-dead and show his current state of affairs - where he's hiding and what he's doing. A perfect example of entries we would like to see in this contest can be seen in this half-dead Fidel entry. (OK, but chop Osama, not Fidel this time.)
Funny Osama Bin Laden Captured pictures - Okay, we know - Osama Bin Laden Captured by either England or US. Where did they put him? Photoshop how or where the British or Americans are hiding Osama.
Funny Osama Bin Laden images - It's been a long time since we've heard from Osama Bin Laden! So now with the latest audio tape we're making it "open season" on Osama here at Freaking News! Create images of where Osama Bin Laben is now, who is he hanging with, what might he do next or any other Bin Laden based image you can create!
Funny Samuel Jackson pictures -
American film star and cultural icon Samuel Leroy Jackson celebrates his 60th birthday this Sunday. Samuel came to fame in the early 90s, with his biggest performance in "Pulp Fiction". The Guinness World Records lists Jackson as the world's highest grossing actor, having earned $7.42 billion in 68 films. Jackson is an avid sports fan and golfer.
To mark the 60th birthday of Samuel Jackson, photoshop him any way you wish.
Same street, rainy day funny pictures - I learned a lot by doing this one. I never tried to create rain before, so this was fun. I was inspired by a previous contest to create snowy art. Maybe next time I'll do snow... hmm... Source files: car, sky (hit return at address line, to view sky image, it's protected from cross-linking) and umbrella... Oh. and rain (on the lense). The other rain was made by noise and motion blurring, with select masking. Let me know if this helps you at all with your chopping Or, if you have any suggestions for me, please comment. Thanks. / This is a great entry. Very realistic. Only critique: for me the reflection on the hood (house on original car pic) seems wrong... / ZERS. Well Done. I actually like the reflection on the hood. Gives the entry more 'reality'. Because we can't actually see the tops of the buildings there on the right, who knows what the actual top looks like. / good. continue that attitude in doing artwork. and you have a long way to go here. goodluck nextime. / As we can't see what is to the right of the car, the inclusion of the reflection on the hood of the car (from your source image) is fine. Your attention to detail is very good. The rain on the camera lense, the vehicle lights on the truck, the street lamp, and the added umbrella for the pedestrian make this a well executed CHOP. Congrats in advance on the win. / EXCELLENT... This looks very photo realistic... Great job & keep up the great work. / SNAP...this is GREAT.. you put the umbrella in the guys hand an' everything... / I still say..... This gets better everytime I look at it. WTG. / Thanks everyone for the comments and support.
Osama Bin Laden Dead funny pictures - Taking advantage of his new half-dead status, Osama decides to kick off a new writer/actor/director's career. Full view for text / Does this co-star Kate Winslett. nice entry / adding noise to the face will make it more realistic, but still its a very good idea / its fantastic job....very cooooool... the expressions is very nice / Quality Osama entry. Dead or not, he's an actor dammit.
The Last Samurai funny pictures - Full View is best / Beautiful composition. I'd go see it 4 sure. / Love the idea and attention to detail but the silhouette bugs me. Maybe use a front view source for the Vader helmet silhouette so it looks centered and maybe fade the edges so it doesn't look so choppy. Still great work. / Looking at my entry now you are right Jerry.The silhouette was wrong.Thanks for the input. Wasn't easy to edit but done my best.
Osama Opossum funny pictures - Osama is good at playing possum. That being said, even opossums get hit by cars sometimes and wind up being roadkill. / without the stand look better than how was at the begining, well done. / They need to put new traffic signs - "Osama crossing".
Osama Suspension funny pictures - Until Bush decides the time is right to announce Osama's capture, Bin Laden will remain in a drug-induced coma in a secret room in the White House basement. (full size is bigger.) / Dr.Pepper is being shot up his nose every hour on the hour / Hot Dr.Pepper is being shot up his nose every hour on the hour. / I wouldn't be surprised if this was true. / CALL the red cross for god's sake.TAKE note saddam.
Osama funny pictures - Would you like to buy a vowel, you Zionist Pig... / I liked this one, it made me laugh. Good job. / I laughed too. Looks like a stereotypical Iranian greeting card. Colorful, busy, funny, incoherent -- something for everybody. What is going on across the bottom, and in the lower right corner. Enquiring minds are laughing, want to know. / "Al Jazeera... Al Games, Al The Time" / holy cow I can read arabic.. nice touch, but shouldn't it be reversed. / nice touch, but shouldn't it be reversed. --> I know its a backwards country, but that is just plain inconsiderate. (j/k) / great job Stimpy...although I like Vanna much better. / thanks y'allz.. it kills me that i misspelled "friendly" tho
Osama Bin Laden funny pictures - / An image that works in two concurrent FN contests. / , Osama killed by spinach, Great idea. / Spinach was hired and finally did this contract job / I'm guessing you couldn't deside which contest to put this in. Nice work.
Uncle Sam funny pictures - W Sam. / I would have liked to see a nice bulge in the crotch area too. / To send him an email, go to dubya dubya dubya.usgovt.org
Osama bin Laden funny pictures - Now Laden with 50 idiotic years osama50 / Please edit your image comments to make the story clickable. Follow the directions on how to do this in the contest directions. / Please clear this up for me, does it require brackets or brackets with quotes or just the naked address http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17550135/ ---I've always just sent the URL and had no problem, I just want to do right, I'm a good boy / it requires brackets (see contest directions). The reason you have had no problems is we have been fixing them for you every time. / ....and thanks for all the previous help, please pardon my dumbassedness / News Link To see how I got the Link above click here Don't worry it took me forever to figure it out... Good Luck.. / well, we're getting closer please see the contest directions for the correct way to link, OK. / ok, mult choice, which is correct.: a. news title b. osama50 c. none of the above, try again ---or an example would be very helpful, so many variables, spaces, no spaces, quotes and brackets often mean just type what's enclosed, not the quotes and brackets--please tell me I'm not the only one struggling with this --it's become a challenge to me now. I may have to turn in my MENSA membership. That's "" .....love this sight, been a member for many years. Hey, I think I got it.... I am no longer your problem-child. thanks for your help / Regardless of the link discussion---I like your entry. Osama is a party animal.
Same street, rainy day funny pictures - I learned a lot by doing this one. I never tried to create rain before, so this was fun. I was inspired by a previous contest to create snowy art. Maybe next time I'll do snow... hmm... Source files: car, sky (hit return at address line, to view sky image, it's protected from cross-linking) and umbrella... Oh. and rain (on the lense). The other rain was made by noise and motion blurring, with select masking. Let me know if this helps you at all with your chopping Or, if you have any suggestions for me, please comment. Thanks. / This is a great entry. Very realistic. Only critique: for me the reflection on the hood (house on original car pic) seems wrong... / ZERS. Well Done. I actually like the reflection on the hood. Gives the entry more 'reality'. Because we can't actually see the tops of the buildings there on the right, who knows what the actual top looks like. / good. continue that attitude in doing artwork. and you have a long way to go here. goodluck nextime. / As we can't see what is to the right of the car, the inclusion of the reflection on the hood of the car (from your source image) is fine. Your attention to detail is very good. The rain on the camera lense, the vehicle lights on the truck, the street lamp, and the added umbrella for the pedestrian make this a well executed CHOP. Congrats in advance on the win. / EXCELLENT... This looks very photo realistic... Great job & keep up the great work. / SNAP...this is GREAT.. you put the umbrella in the guys hand an' everything... / I still say..... This gets better everytime I look at it. WTG. / Thanks everyone for the comments and support.
Osama Bin Laden Dead funny pictures - Taking advantage of his new half-dead status, Osama decides to kick off a new writer/actor/director's career. Full view for text / Does this co-star Kate Winslett. nice entry / adding noise to the face will make it more realistic, but still its a very good idea / its fantastic job....very cooooool... the expressions is very nice / Quality Osama entry. Dead or not, he's an actor dammit.
The Last Samurai funny pictures - Full View is best / Beautiful composition. I'd go see it 4 sure. / Love the idea and attention to detail but the silhouette bugs me. Maybe use a front view source for the Vader helmet silhouette so it looks centered and maybe fade the edges so it doesn't look so choppy. Still great work. / Looking at my entry now you are right Jerry.The silhouette was wrong.Thanks for the input. Wasn't easy to edit but done my best.
Osama Opossum funny pictures - Osama is good at playing possum. That being said, even opossums get hit by cars sometimes and wind up being roadkill. / without the stand look better than how was at the begining, well done. / They need to put new traffic signs - "Osama crossing".
Osama Suspension funny pictures - Until Bush decides the time is right to announce Osama's capture, Bin Laden will remain in a drug-induced coma in a secret room in the White House basement. (full size is bigger.) / Dr.Pepper is being shot up his nose every hour on the hour / Hot Dr.Pepper is being shot up his nose every hour on the hour. / I wouldn't be surprised if this was true. / CALL the red cross for god's sake.TAKE note saddam.
Osama funny pictures - Would you like to buy a vowel, you Zionist Pig... / I liked this one, it made me laugh. Good job. / I laughed too. Looks like a stereotypical Iranian greeting card. Colorful, busy, funny, incoherent -- something for everybody. What is going on across the bottom, and in the lower right corner. Enquiring minds are laughing, want to know. / "Al Jazeera... Al Games, Al The Time" / holy cow I can read arabic.. nice touch, but shouldn't it be reversed. / nice touch, but shouldn't it be reversed. --> I know its a backwards country, but that is just plain inconsiderate. (j/k) / great job Stimpy...although I like Vanna much better. / thanks y'allz.. it kills me that i misspelled "friendly" tho 
Osama Bin Laden funny pictures - / An image that works in two concurrent FN contests. / , Osama killed by spinach, Great idea. / Spinach was hired and finally did this contract job / I'm guessing you couldn't deside which contest to put this in. Nice work.
Osamas Egg funny pictures - Happy Easter Osama. / Shouldn't the tag be tied to the pin. Nice job.
Uncle Sam funny pictures - W Sam. / I would have liked to see a nice bulge in the crotch area too. / To send him an email, go to dubya dubya dubya.usgovt.org
Osama bin Laden funny pictures - Now Laden with 50 idiotic years osama50 / Please edit your image comments to make the story clickable. Follow the directions on how to do this in the contest directions. / Please clear this up for me, does it require brackets or brackets with quotes or just the naked address http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17550135/ ---I've always just sent the URL and had no problem, I just want to do right, I'm a good boy / it requires brackets (see contest directions). The reason you have had no problems is we have been fixing them for you every time. / ....and thanks for all the previous help, please pardon my dumbassedness / News Link To see how I got the Link above click here Don't worry it took me forever to figure it out... Good Luck.. / well, we're getting closer please see the contest directions for the correct way to link, OK. / ok, mult choice, which is correct.: a. news title b. osama50 c. none of the above, try again ---or an example would be very helpful, so many variables, spaces, no spaces, quotes and brackets often mean just type what's enclosed, not the quotes and brackets--please tell me I'm not the only one struggling with this --it's become a challenge to me now. I may have to turn in my MENSA membership. That's "" .....love this sight, been a member for many years. Hey, I think I got it.... I am no longer your problem-child. thanks for your help / Regardless of the link discussion---I like your entry. Osama is a party animal.
