Funny Russians Pictures - Photoshop Pix
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| Funny Russian Spies pictures -
A big Russian spy ring scandal has popped today in the US - just two days after President Obama and President Medvedev ate some burgers together and talked about resetting the US-Russian relations for the better. The FBI arrested 10 people living double lives for up to a decade - posing as innocent civilians while secretly attempting to infiltrate U.S policymaking circles to learn about American weapons, political developments and diplomatic strategy. the FBI reported that the clandestine network of spies used a series of cold war tactics such as encrypted Morse code messages, stenography, hiding secretive data in an image, brush passes, and invisible writing to send intelligence back to the Russian government.
Russian President Medvedev and Vice President Putin denied all spy ring allegations and said that the US police have arrested 10 innocent people.
Photoshop how Medvedev or Putin could be spying in the US - hiding to hear the secret conversations, tapping, stealing the classified information, using spy gadgets, Morse code, and invisible ink, etc.
Show how well (or badly) Putin and Medvedev could spy in the US. (A piece of trivia: before turning to politics in the 90s, Putin used to be a head of a Russian spy division in Western Germany for many years. He still speaks fluent German.)
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| Funny Russians on Moon pictures -
Latest ambitions of Russian President Vladimir Putin are no longer contained within this planet. As part of the renewed space program, Russian space agency announced that it plans to send their cosmonauts to the Moon and establish a permanent astronaut base there.
Russia's space program has suffered a dramatic decline in the 90s due to a lack of funds. Since 2001 Russia started taking space tourists on their space missions with tickets selling for about $30 million. It has also launched satellites for other countries. Such role of Russia as a "space taxi" helped make solid financial injections into their space program over the last 6 years.
Photoshop anything connected to a Russian mission to the Moon. Examples may include showing how Russians would explore the Moon if they landed on it during the Soviet Union era, or nowadays. What if Russians were the first men on the Moon, superseding America? Show the photos of Russian moon missions and what a Russian moon base may look like. These are just some ideas, the "sky" is the limit.
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| Funny Customers face Polonium-210 radioactivity tests after Russian spy poisoning pictures -
Customers at a restaurant and a hotel visited by a poisoned ex-KGB officer will be tested for the radioactive substance that killed him, said UK health chiefs. Polonium-210 is a rare and highly toxic radioactive material, which can be obtained (or stolen) only from a sophisticated nuclear facility. There's no direct evidence the Kremlin was behind Alexander Litvinenko's poisoning, but in unwritten intelligence code "any spy who betrays and reveals intelligence secrets deserves to be eliminated". "Traitor" Litvinenko ruined years of Russian intelligence work when he fled to Britain in 2001 and published intelligence secrets in his book. Such actions gave him the same chances of being eliminated as playing Russian roulette. Six times in a row.
In this contest you are asked to photoshop anything connected to Litvinenko's poisoning and contamination of British restaurants & hotels with Polonium210.
Examples may include advertisements for "Kremlin diet", "ex-spy diet", new "Kremlin sushi" menu, or hotel "Kremlin suite" advertisements.
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 the Russian Play funny pictures - / Crisp, clean and thought provoking. HIGH marks. / Sort of like the movie "people under the stairs". Good job ..... / He is the King of King's Looks like a God Father.... Great background used with red curtains gives an excellent looks to the whole pic / congrats, it's nice to see a non-caricature win. / great salis, a great work, a great congrats for the wonderful gold / Congrats on the gold, Salis. Great political poster.
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 YEAR 1905.. RUSSIAN BATTLESHIP POTEMKIN funny pictures - YEAR 1905 ... ABOARD THE BATTLESHIP Tsar Nicholas HIS MAJESTY OF ALL RUSSIA Potemkin, HERE IS THE SAILOR FIJODOR FIODOREVIC PUTIN ... THE GRANDFATHER OF RUSSIAN EX PRESIDENT PUTIN. / Ahaaaa... A new MASTERPIECE, my friend / hehehehe roby..... mi sono ispirato alla corazzata potemkin di fantozzi.... / hy black... thank you for the laugh / Real nice work . . . clean caricature / thank you all guys: zapscar tuco tomsager suni271980 spitfire46 roonma robinbobin renegade rajeshstar qtrmoonshop pixjockey otzie newsmaster mikella maroon5 macwithfries kellie jayl1 icecream grumpyotj groundzero geriatric gabol disasterman111 diamonds cicsaix bobrafto blooddiamond black ... blackhole aintme --------------------------------------------- |
 Russian Rapture funny pictures - after all the waiting, and all the talk, it turned out to be just one big hot-air event. / This is one of the most beautiful and creative photoshop images I've ever seen. / Thanks, guys. It did take a lot of "rebuilding." / I think its wonderful. its rare to see somthing less political than usually. Its not all about whitt
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 VLADIMIR, THE YOUNG RUSSIAN SIREN funny pictures - ... SO HE BECAME DIRECTOR OF THE FEDERAL SECURITY SERVICE (ex KGB) / its awesome, what a great work. like the shaking water and ship on background. fantastic tattoo work and wonderful thought / "Honey don't ya' want a Man like me.." Yikes. Beautifully-done. / OMG, its terrible perfect nice merge of the face and the scales at the bottom is awesome Like this entry all the best / A perfect 10, it is absolutely wonderful. Faultless. / I will be emailing this one to some people. / great job, is beautiful ... a fabulous composition / Amazed this wasn't in top 5. Personally, I think it is an awesome, brilliant chop. / Fantastic work, with many clever details from the Marx tattoo to the red star-fish. |
 Russian Rapture funny pictures - After all the wait (and all the talk) it turned out to be just one big hot-air event. / Great Imagination. I would've never thought of it. |
 Obama the Black Russian funny pictures - America's New Left / Very nice work on your pic and you got him right. / there is a little green masking at the top of the hat blemishing an otherwise perfect chop, 5 second fix. hope you see this in time. didn't effect my vote though, still an outstanding image. / I love it, but the face deviated from Obama considerably. Not sure why... could it be the eyes are from the soldier source and so is the shape of the face. / Congrats Funkster Nice illustrative work. / Always first class chops, congrats Mr. Wood / Thanks all. Had a blast chopping this one. Newsy, the face is a combination of 3 sources of Obama. 2 photographic and one 3D rendering. Maybe that's why the likeness was lost a bit. I guess That's why the A-hole from whiterabbitcult doesn't bother me too much. We borrow from other artists all the time. (in one way or another). He's just a bit more blatant about it, whereas we try to be discrete and disguise our sources a bit. / Great work FW, I like the chop and the joke. / that was totally Great work funkwood as always congrats , and keep up top chops man ... / congratulation funk,,, great crisp work,, the colors,,, i feel like i can reach out and touch him,,..wonderful. / Huh, well I sure got this wrong then. I thought you altered O's face to look more ethnic Russian and hit a bull's eye. I'll tell you what, I am going to keep thinking that, as maybe the artistic sensibilities you employ are just on auto pilot and you created that likeness without even being conscious of it. Splendid work.... / Another winner...and you said you had an artistic-imagination block. Right...NOT. Congrats. / I was thinking like Hit, I thought you were going for a Western Asian look here. You probably were and just didn't realize it. Anyway awesome chop / This is an excellent... EXCELLENT piece.. |
 Russian Valentine funny pictures - Sources Please view hi-rez / this is really a beautiful work, tons of details on full preview.. / Obama talks to Putin on the phone: Obama: My Valentine's Day was a blast. Putin: You broke my heart full view = a freaking beauty. / Woody congrats, Mr. X. Don't play with the woody too much...that could be hazardous to your health. / sadly this beautiful chop was killed with the Preview Options, congrats on the win X. mate . / Excellent work, for me is on the first place beside the work of Salis... high quality and a cool idea, love it.. / Thanks all.... been awhile since I've gotten a woody. / Excellent work. Well executed. Congrats on wood. |
 Russian Spacefishing funny pictures - Sources |
 Russian Farmer Putin in American Gothic funny pictures - / ... this is just too funny. Look at Medvedev the wife, . / Great stuff Rain. The sickle, the facial expressions, the nuclear power plant and nice colors, all wrapped up to make a fantastic image. Congrats. (ps. also very cool how you made it look like a painting. Would u care to pass along that tip. .) / Funk: Crappy Sources: Image Restoration Look under Ahnuld's pic / what a loving look.... congrats rain / Congrats man I never thought that was you who did this / You have to view this enlarged to appreciate it. I thought it was a clever idea but a crappy chop until I opened it up an saw the simulated paint textures. Cool technique, AZ. Congrads on the gold |
 russian nesting owls funny pictures - owl is a frigging weird word, no. it sounds weird. it's spelled weird. owls look weird. they try make off with your pets when your walking them. to New Jersey with owls. / . "To New Jersey with owls." brilliant. Yes, we should all have a healthy fear of them. Turning their heads around the way they do. Coming out at night, barfing their food up all over. Eating Tootsie Roll Tootsie Pops with no will power whatsoever. Not to be trusted at all. Especially when they assemble themselves in the woods in multiple layers like those Russian dolls. Great chop. / very wicked. i love the imagry, you've got a great imagination. and the work you did is precise, looks like it was meant to be that way does not look altered at all / Very thoughtful work, and perfect execution. Interesting nesting work / Awesome. I agree, owls are creepy. "To New Jersey With Owls" / I love owls this is excellent work / Great job what a way shown the Owl peiercing the another Owl head, it’s a too freaky idea generated good with shadows |
