Funny Russian Pictures - Photoshop Pix
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| Funny Russians on Moon pictures -
Latest ambitions of Russian President Vladimir Putin are no longer contained within this planet. As part of the renewed space program, Russian space agency announced that it plans to send their cosmonauts to the Moon and establish a permanent astronaut base there.
Russia's space program has suffered a dramatic decline in the 90s due to a lack of funds. Since 2001 Russia started taking space tourists on their space missions with tickets selling for about $30 million. It has also launched satellites for other countries. Such role of Russia as a "space taxi" helped make solid financial injections into their space program over the last 6 years.
Photoshop anything connected to a Russian mission to the Moon. Examples may include showing how Russians would explore the Moon if they landed on it during the Soviet Union era, or nowadays. What if Russians were the first men on the Moon, superseding America? Show the photos of Russian moon missions and what a Russian moon base may look like. These are just some ideas, the "sky" is the limit.
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| Funny Customers face Polonium-210 radioactivity tests after Russian spy poisoning pictures -
Customers at a restaurant and a hotel visited by a poisoned ex-KGB officer will be tested for the radioactive substance that killed him, said UK health chiefs. Polonium-210 is a rare and highly toxic radioactive material, which can be obtained (or stolen) only from a sophisticated nuclear facility. There's no direct evidence the Kremlin was behind Alexander Litvinenko's poisoning, but in unwritten intelligence code "any spy who betrays and reveals intelligence secrets deserves to be eliminated". "Traitor" Litvinenko ruined years of Russian intelligence work when he fled to Britain in 2001 and published intelligence secrets in his book. Such actions gave him the same chances of being eliminated as playing Russian roulette. Six times in a row.
In this contest you are asked to photoshop anything connected to Litvinenko's poisoning and contamination of British restaurants & hotels with Polonium210.
Examples may include advertisements for "Kremlin diet", "ex-spy diet", new "Kremlin sushi" menu, or hotel "Kremlin suite" advertisements.
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| Funny Russian Spies pictures -
A big Russian spy ring scandal has popped today in the US - just two days after President Obama and President Medvedev ate some burgers together and talked about resetting the US-Russian relations for the better. The FBI arrested 10 people living double lives for up to a decade - posing as innocent civilians while secretly attempting to infiltrate U.S policymaking circles to learn about American weapons, political developments and diplomatic strategy. the FBI reported that the clandestine network of spies used a series of cold war tactics such as encrypted Morse code messages, stenography, hiding secretive data in an image, brush passes, and invisible writing to send intelligence back to the Russian government.
Russian President Medvedev and Vice President Putin denied all spy ring allegations and said that the US police have arrested 10 innocent people.
Photoshop how Medvedev or Putin could be spying in the US - hiding to hear the secret conversations, tapping, stealing the classified information, using spy gadgets, Morse code, and invisible ink, etc.
Show how well (or badly) Putin and Medvedev could spy in the US. (A piece of trivia: before turning to politics in the 90s, Putin used to be a head of a Russian spy division in Western Germany for many years. He still speaks fluent German.)
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 Russian Moon Landing funny pictures - If Russians landed first.
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 Obama the Black Russian funny pictures - America's New Left / Very nice work on your pic and you got him right. / there is a little green masking at the top of the hat blemishing an otherwise perfect chop, 5 second fix. hope you see this in time. didn't effect my vote though, still an outstanding image. / I love it, but the face deviated from Obama considerably. Not sure why... could it be the eyes are from the soldier source and so is the shape of the face. / Congrats Funkster Nice illustrative work. / Always first class chops, congrats Mr. Wood / Thanks all. Had a blast chopping this one. Newsy, the face is a combination of 3 sources of Obama. 2 photographic and one 3D rendering. Maybe that's why the likeness was lost a bit. I guess That's why the A-hole from whiterabbitcult doesn't bother me too much. We borrow from other artists all the time. (in one way or another). He's just a bit more blatant about it, whereas we try to be discrete and disguise our sources a bit. / Great work FW, I like the chop and the joke. / that was totally Great work funkwood as always congrats , and keep up top chops man ... / congratulation funk,,, great crisp work,, the colors,,, i feel like i can reach out and touch him,,..wonderful. / Huh, well I sure got this wrong then. I thought you altered O's face to look more ethnic Russian and hit a bull's eye. I'll tell you what, I am going to keep thinking that, as maybe the artistic sensibilities you employ are just on auto pilot and you created that likeness without even being conscious of it. Splendid work.... / Another winner...and you said you had an artistic-imagination block. Right...NOT. Congrats. / I was thinking like Hit, I thought you were going for a Western Asian look here. You probably were and just didn't realize it. Anyway awesome chop / This is an excellent... EXCELLENT piece.. |
 Russian Flag Moon funny pictures - / I would substitute Swedish Absolut for some Russian Vodka here.
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 TaTu Russian Singers funny pictures - |
 Russian Rapture funny pictures - After all the wait (and all the talk) it turned out to be just one big hot-air event. / Great Imagination. I would've never thought of it. |
 The New Russian White House funny pictures - sources / Freaking genius composition, especially in full view. The Lenin bust is a cherry on top. / Thanks for keeping it white Nicely done / Nice, But The bust of Lenin should be a bit brighter and bigger (only in my opinion)... It kinda gets secondary attention compared to the background image. But maybe that's what you intended... I'm not sure... |
 Russian Moon Exploration funny pictures - / The cut out of gollum looks very flat in this image. / I agree about gollum. Consider adding some stars in the sky too. / Masking could use some touch ups. I would think the shaded sides of the added elements would be darker, too. |
 Russian Banjo Weapon funny pictures - / Looks like he's trying to call the U.S. to play the "dueling banjos" / Bronze missiles for Rain from Mr. Putin - congratulations again. / Thanks all Newsy for dueling banjos. |
 Russian Rapture funny pictures - after all the waiting, and all the talk, it turned out to be just one big hot-air event. / This is one of the most beautiful and creative photoshop images I've ever seen. / Thanks, guys. It did take a lot of "rebuilding." / I think its wonderful. its rare to see somthing less political than usually. Its not all about whitt |
 Russian Dancers funny pictures - INTERNATIONAL DANCE OF FRIENDSHIP Gordon Brown and Prince Charles agree: Nothing thaws out a chilly relationship like a rousing Russian folk dance. / I never thought Gordon Brown naturally looks like a Russian sailor - good job here. / What song are they singing. Yo ho ho and a bottle of Stolichnaya. / The Kremlin Accords are replaced by the Kremlin Accordions. |
