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American radio talk show host, conservative political commentator, and an opinion leader in conservative politics and conservatism Rush Limbaugh will be celebrating his 60th birthday this Wednesday.
Here's what Rush once said about his job: "I'm a businessman. My first goal is to attract the largest possible audience so I can charge confiscatory ad rates. I happen to have great entertainment skills, but that enables me to sell airtime."
Today we offer you some facts you didn't know about El Rushbo himself, Rush Limbaugh:
* He likes the fresh, soothing aroma of scented candles so much that his domestic staff is directed to light a number of them prior to his arrival home from work each day.
* Spent the 1970s and the early 1980s as a horribly unsuccessful radio personality, making only $8K to $12K a year. He then decided to forget about radio, and to switch to the potato chip business which would pay him over $50K a year. However, days before signing the potato business papers he decided to give it a final try to find a better work on the radio.
* If you're a waiter and he sits in your section, it might be your lucky day. Rush Limbaugh has been known to tip restaurant waitstaff as much as $5,000.
* Limbaugh's Florida property features five homes. The largest is a sumptuous, 24,000-square-foot mansion he designed himself, featuring architectural influences ranging from the early Rococo of Louis XIV's palace at Versailles to the gilded-age glory of the Vanderbilt's Biltmore Estate where he keeps a Gulfstream jet and a large collection of vintage cars valued at millions of dollars.
* Owns one cat he absolutely adores. Limbaugh said he learned about women from his cat, which "gets loved," "petted," and "fed" and "doesn't have to do anything for it".
* Limbaugh's ass literally kept him out of Vietnam. Rush attained 1-Y draft classification (meaning he'd only be drafted in an emergency scenario) due to a pilonidal cyst on his ass, a condition developed from sitting too much.
To mark the 60th birthday of Rush Limbaugh, photoshop him any way you wish.
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 OxyContin Rush Limbaugh funny pictures - I wonder which dosage he was taking. View Full for better detail. / On 1/1/2004 3:03:39 AM, Indigodingo said: Is that quote for real. OMG. I think he did. Check it out. http://www.buzzflash.com/contributors/03/10/con03152.html
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