Funny Raccoons Pictures - Photoshop Pix
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| Funny Raccoons Attack Washington pictures - "So called 'urban raccoons' attack the City of Olympia in Washington. So far they killed 10 cats, have
bitten one dog, and one pet owner
(not necessarily in that order). Residents arm themselves against
raccoon attacks."
You probably read about these raccoons recently in The New York Times,
a daily newspaper with a
circulation of 18 trillion. Of course you don't believe a word of it.
You think publications like The New York Times make everything up.
So did I, and when I first saw their story, for the moment I thought
I was reading the scenario to Martin Scorsese's "Gangs of New York".
Yet, The New York Times and every other major newspaper claims that 'urban raccoons are for real and they are not afraid'.
Newspapers don't actually tell you there are
23,520,102, 370,754,235,929 raccoons in Washington,
who are starting a guerrilla war, but they let you be the detective and
put two and two together.
That and the fact that you should stay a way from Olympia, Washington
for the time being.
Because if there's anything raccoons
like to do is to have their way with your pets, steal your credit
cards, and torture you with the most
horrible country music. I might have the wrong list here. Anyhow,
you've gotta remember that
every raccoon who attacks Washingtonian is a friend of a man
has a short life span.
Keeping that in mind I think we should try the approach which proved
to work in the past.
You catch all male raccoons in Washington, sterilize them and drop
them from airplanes onto the affected area,
where they mate with the females, who don't get pregnant, and there
you are.
That, or catch all the female raccoons and put them on pills.
Until then we need to help The New York Times (and other newspapers)
with the pictures of these raccoons
which they failed to publish in their stories. Thus, in this contest
you are asked to photoshop
'raccoons behaving badly' - meaning raccoons causing a threat, or
problems to humans. |
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 Raccoon the Trashman funny pictures - / How appropriate a dress up LoL Nice work. / He reminds me some cartoon character. Nice job / iboudesign congrats on the Bronze hes adorable. / excellent work iboudesign.. congrats on the bronze.. / awesome work love the big eyes on him Congrats / Beautiful work Isabelle, congrats on the Bronze / its veeeeery funny, much good job, deserve bronze... congrats rickytrek1
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 Junk Food Junkie Raccoon Bandit funny pictures - / the Enterprise ship powering the snowboard. / Another fantastic image in a tougher then tough competition; hilarious artistry HS. |
 Yoda Raccoon funny pictures - / I've had a racoon for a pet once that one was a mean, onery, kniving, theiving critter this one looks like its sad. / i love the face .... it has all the wisdom of yodaaaa.. congrats rain. / Thanks all May the food washing be with you... / Bronze for Arizona too - congratulations.
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 Terror Raccoon funny pictures - / Oh man, this is great. Sweet Raccoon chop / Great work. I love the expression on the cat's face / Great Idea. Nice work. My favorite entry. / Gimme all your food, or the kitty gets it. / great idea and execution, great attention to the shadows / AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. Most excellent idea and a very good chop too I like it very much. / which brings me to my next point. DONT DO CRACK. / Kitty to Raccoon: How long do I have to pretend I am taken hostage. Raccoon: Until mice bring me milk and cheese. Then we eat mice with cheese and milk. |
 Raccoon Soldier funny pictures - / This is fun. Glad his weapon isn't loaded, though. / . This is a really nice Army Raccoon. Great job. / excellent entry, maximum points, the raccoon soldier looks great / awesome. although the paws look like they are backwards. / thanks guys for every kind words, God bless each one of u specially those who take just some seconds to leave me a comment, i appreciate it so much. |
 National Geographic Raccoon funny pictures - / Looks very natural. First I looked at it and thought - man, real photo here. / I'll take one, looks real to me too. great blend. / Congrats Cooper, nice job This may fool some folks, looks real. / Had me fooled Hahahahahahah.. Excellent... / Excellent work c00per. Glad to see you on the podium again. Been quite a while since we've been blessed by a c00per classic. Congrats on your hybrid bronze. top notch work. / Thanks for the comments guys. It's nice to know that I haven't lost my touch in creating little fur-balls. |
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 Raccoon War funny pictures - / Killer.Thats what I was shooting for but I could find the right backgrounds. / Most excellent idea. I like it. The background could be better worked, it seems there are way too many look-a-likes. Too many things look the same. But it is a great idea / When all is said and done, raccoons still rule the world / I know where you got this photo from. Nice job changing the flag from the "Hammer Scythe" to a racoon flag. |
 Oprah with her Pet Raccoon funny pictures - / Excellent idea and blending. Meert |
 Raccoon bridge funny pictures - / The raccoon's contrast is a bit higher than the rest of the pic. But it's still cute. / , Very funny idea. The racoon is a bit pixilated though. |
