Lindsay Lohan 6 Month Prison Workout Supplies needed: crack cocaine,alcohol,testosterone shots,steroids,beer keg,crack pipe,joint,cigarettes,bar of soap, Workout Schedule: Everyday: 1000 push ups,1000 sit ups,1000 pull ups,2 "drop the soap exercises" once in the morning and once in the evening before bed time."Supplies" must be used 5 times per day.
[ Olympic bomber Eric Rudolph laments in a series of letters to a newspaper that the maximum-security federal prison where he is spending the rest of his life is designed to drive him insane. ]
This Eric Rudolph guy says the conditions in prison are driving him insane. OK. I ask you this. Is a fellow that sets bombs off that kill and injure innocent people really sane to begin with? I think old Eric has it way too tough. Maybe Eric shouldn't be in a SuperMax prison. Maybe he should be in a more suitable cell with land mine carpeting and hand grenade pillows where he could fully enjoy the rest of his life.
In this contest you are asked to photoshop / perform any type of prison decor changes you want. Show how good or bad conditions are in your images.