Funny Poisoned Pictures - Photoshop Pix
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| Funny Customers face Polonium-210 radioactivity tests after Russian spy poisoning pictures -
Customers at a restaurant and a hotel visited by a poisoned ex-KGB officer will be tested for the radioactive substance that killed him, said UK health chiefs. Polonium-210 is a rare and highly toxic radioactive material, which can be obtained (or stolen) only from a sophisticated nuclear facility. There's no direct evidence the Kremlin was behind Alexander Litvinenko's poisoning, but in unwritten intelligence code "any spy who betrays and reveals intelligence secrets deserves to be eliminated". "Traitor" Litvinenko ruined years of Russian intelligence work when he fled to Britain in 2001 and published intelligence secrets in his book. Such actions gave him the same chances of being eliminated as playing Russian roulette. Six times in a row.
In this contest you are asked to photoshop anything connected to Litvinenko's poisoning and contamination of British restaurants & hotels with Polonium210.
Examples may include advertisements for "Kremlin diet", "ex-spy diet", new "Kremlin sushi" menu, or hotel "Kremlin suite" advertisements.
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 Food Poisoning funny pictures -
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 Poison funny pictures - / this is so great. must have been lot of work. / Professional work. Some minor critiques to bring it to perfection: the face of bulldog (facing the viewer) looks somewhat flat where it meets the table. and the head of (viewer's) most right dog looks a bit odd - the part that touches a wall. / Great drawing/painting skills. Creative, funny, and very well done. / Cute, I'd love it so much more if the pic on the wall to the Cat poker pic that would be adorablez... ♥ |
 Poison Phobia funny pictures - / I don't know if it's a phobia or not, but some girls are afraid of trouser snakes. Fabulous chopping here. / I think its called being a librarian Newsy
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 Rat Poison funny pictures - / Man I tell ya.....what's this world coming to that even pet food isn't safe.. |
 Soprano Litvinenko Poisoning funny pictures - / V.good idea. So true. But out of porportions. |
 Ralph Nader as Poison Ivy funny pictures - |
 Poison Lady funny pictures - / Marriage can be poisionous to your health / No, your honor, I don't even know what that poison is. / Funny stuff. would have really been a grin having the judge looking down at her newly purchased 'enhancements'. |
 Poison Ivy Woman funny pictures - / how did u do that .. how did u get her hair like tat . |
 Bill Gates & Poisoned Apple funny pictures - / try using the distort tool. here you would have chosen the windows logo layer and drawn a highlight around it, then left click and choose free transform, then left click again and choose either perspective or distort to make the logo appear to be flush against the "mirror" . Here you would have only needed to use it slightly. but great concept and image. / Someone is not familiar with the story and the 'Mirror, mirror on the wall' quote but I appreciate the tutorial. / no, I get it and it's a great image, play around with what I told you and you will see what I mean, it's about perspective, you crossed the realm between2D and 3D so I am just being picky...and for the record,I am the fairest of them all. / actually AZRainman seems to be the fairest... / If you are suggesting that the circular Vista logo be distorted to fill the eliptical boundaries of the mirror, then that is quite easy to do but it is not be what I wanted to achieve. Also, the mirror is face on so distorting the logo would not have anything to do with perspective. And I think Rainman started that rumor about himself / I meant to fill the entire mirror with the logo. Still a cool theme and I love it when 2D meets 3D |
 Dog with a Poison Easter Egg funny pictures - / Iv'e had dogs since I was a little painintheass (hince one of my nicknames (Pita)) anyway dontfeed dog off your plates or feed em human food there are alot of foods we eat that can kill em. very good chop. / yes it's good to know , as a dog owner, what they can and cannot eat. real chocolate has high concentrations of lead. it's a great way to kill rats. I had to swoop in Neo style once and grab up half a Reese cup that mine was dragging to her den. Even a little chocolate can kill a small or older dog, this dog was lucky it was a Cadbury egg. This news story actually sheds light on another issue, the dilution of our chocolate in the past few years by reducing cocoa solid content or by substituting cocoa butter with a non-cocoa fat which reduces antioxidant,anticarcinogenic and stimulant properties among others. Soon we will be paying top dollar for real chocolate. / Fair work. Chocolate and tomatoes can cause kidney failures in dogs - I've read an article about this several years ago. / ...also don't feed them onions nor raisins they kill also. Nice work with the cream skull. / Is it okay to feed them cats. I have one but his taste probably matches the little plicks disposition Pretty good chop... |
